梅尔罗斯

好主意
Good idea.
天哪 老爸
Oh, Christ. Dad.
我得去拿老爸的骨灰 靠
I've got to pick up Dad. Fuck.
抱歉
Excuse me.
你好 你好
Hello. Hello?
拜托 我父亲在你们这里
Please. You have my father!
-抱歉我们关门了 -不
- I'm afraid we're closed. - No.
-我现在就要他的骨灰 -抱歉
- I need his remains now. - I'm sorry.
我明天一早的飞机 我不能不带着他离开
I'm flying first thing. And I can't leave without him!
是... 大卫·梅尔罗斯
It's... David Melrose.
求你了
Please?
我能再要一个纸袋吗
Could I possibly trouble you for a paper bag?
现在 去找玛丽安
Now, Marianne.
我怀揣半克可♥卡♥因♥ 五分之一克海♥洛♥因♥
I have half a gram of coke, a fifth of heroin,
一颗安♥眠♥酮♥ 一颗黑美人
one Quaalude, one Black Beauty.
几句防止冷场的台词
A few lines to get the conversation flowing,
一颗给玛丽安的安♥眠♥酮♥ 撩起她的兴致
a Quaalude for Marianne to get her in the mood.
或许不能得手
Perhaps pity is the way,
那样的话就用在降落的时候 在飞机上睡一觉
in which case use it for the comedown, sleep on the plane.
上帝啊 你太厉害了
My God, you're good.
然后你就到家了 多亏了协和式飞机
Then you're home, thank Christ for Concorde.
约翰尼在等你 然后
Johnny will be waiting and...
到时候再说吧
Well, let's see.
你好 我是帕特里克 玛丽安的朋友
Hello, I'm Patrick, Marianne's friend.
南希 南希·班克斯 我们见过
Nancy, Nancy Banks. We have met.
是的 当然了
Yes, of course. Oh!
抱歉 我有点心不在焉 因为...
Sorry, bit distracted. It's just em...
我知道 玛丽安告诉我们了 这就是他吗
Yes, Marianne told us. Is that him?
我去告诉孔苏埃拉又多一个人吃晚饭了
I'll tell Consuela there'll be one more for dinner!
玛丽安
Marianne!
她都等不及想见你了
She is dying to see you!
杰里 你记得帕特里克吧 可爱黛比的男朋友
Jerry, you remember Patrick, lovely Debbie's boyfriend.
我在你们的浴室里晕倒了
I turned blue in your bathroom.
-我们不得不把门拆了 -是的
- We had to take the door off! - Yes!
-快进来 快进来 -就是我
- Come in, come in! - 'Tis I.
玛丽安说他是个事迹卓越的人
Marianne says he was a remarkable man.
那你真该去听听他的事迹
You should have heard the remarks.
你们的关系很艰难吗 帕特里克
Was it a difficult relationship, Patrick?
是的 南希 很艰难
Yes, Nancy. Yes, it was.
-矛盾什么时候开始的 -1906年6月9日
- When did the trouble start? - 9th June, 1906.
他出生的那天
The day he was born.
那个时候的父爱和现在很不一样
Well, fatherhood was very different in those days.
是的 或许他只是不知道如何表达他的爱
Yes, perhaps he just didn't know how to express his love?
残暴是爱的对立面
Cruelty is the opposite of love,
不是什么笨拙的表达爱的方式
not some inarticulate expression of it.
听上去没错
That sounds about right to me.
玛丽安
Oh, Marianne...
不过 我不用为此担心
Although, that's not something I've ever had to worry about.
-你好 帕特里克 -你好
- Hi, Patrick. - Hello.
对于令尊的去世 我深感遗憾
I'm so, so sorry for your loss.
你就是我的解药
You're the answer.
你就是拯救我的人 你不明白吗
You're the one to save me, can't you tell?
我愿葬身于此
I want to be buried here.
如果我能拥有你 我就永生戒毒
If I could have you, I'd give up drugs forever.
天啊
Goodness!
或者至少和一位尤物共同吸食
Or at least have someone attractive to take them with.
能与我共进晚餐吗 请答应我
Can we go out to dinner? Please say yes!
这地方你觉得还好吗
Does this look alright to you?
当然 我喜欢亚美尼亚菜
Absolutely. I love Armenian.
你穿着外套不会热吗
Are you gonna be hot in your coat?
如果你不喜欢你的话 那
If it makes you feel uncomfortable, then...
-有一点 -好的 脱掉
- A little. - Well, off it comes.
或许我也该脱掉我的眼罩
Perhaps I should take my eye-patch off too...
还是戴着吧 两杯马提尼 谢谢
I'll leave it on. Two martinis, please.
-一杯 我不喝酒 -你不喝酒吗
- One. I don't drink. - Don't you?
不祥征兆 非常不妙
Bad sign. Very, very bad.
我觉得酒会让人头脑不清神经麻木
I find it blurs the edges and dulls the senses.
你的意思是
Your point being?
我完全同意
I absolutely agree.
我一般也不喝 但毕竟是悲痛时期
I don't usually either but, you know - grief.
说点什么 记得怎么约会吗
Say something, remember how this is done,
别说谎话和自取其辱的话
Something other than lies or ridicule or contempt.
黛比让我代她问好
Debbie sends her love.
-别说这个 你个傻子 -黛比真贴心
- Not that, you fucking idiot! - Sweet Debbie.
-她怎么样啊 -她是个好姑娘
- How is she? - Oh, she's a great girl.
非常支持我
Very, very supportive.
换个话题啊
Change the subject.
她告诉我你正读法学
She tells me you're studying law.
没错 在哥伦比亚大学
That's right! At Columbia.
很难 但我喜欢
It's really tough, but I love it.
我也想过学法律
I once thought about studying law.
想想我自己处于《十二怒汉》的场景
Imagined myself in Twelve Angry Men, terrifically articulate,
发音标准 纠正过错
righting wrongs--
你本能成为一名优秀的律师
You'd have been a wonderful lawyer.
-谢谢 -你真的应该做律师
- Thank you. - You absolutely should do it!
为什么不呢
Why don't you?
因为勤奋和野心是庸俗的
'Cause hard work and ambition are vulgar.
天啊 你不会真的这么想吧
Oh, my God, you don't believe that, do you?
我 不不不 那是他说的
Me? No, no, no, no, That's what he said.
你受过良好教育
Well, you have an education and...
谢谢
Thank you. I mean...
而且 你又不是你父亲
And besides, you're not your father.
你说得没错
You are absolutely right.
你知道吗 我受到极大鼓舞
Do you know what? I feel inspired!
我一下飞机就要去学法律
I'm gonna do something about it the minute I get off the plane.
改头换面 你听到了吗 老爸
A new man! Do you hear that, Dad?
我要成为一名律师了
I'm gonna be a lawyer!
帕特里克 那个盒子让我不太舒服
Patrick, I'm concerned about the box.
没事 我就把它当成一件手提行李
Don't be, I think it counts as hand luggage.
不 我的意思是你能把它放在地上吗
No, I meant: could you put it on the floor?
好啊
Yes!
让服务生踹他几脚
Let the waiters kick him about.
大仇已报
Revenge at last!
他为什么能逃脱惩罚 就因为他死了吗
Why should he get away with it, just because he's dead?
逃脱什么惩罚
Get away with what?
对不起 失陪一下
I'm sorry. Will you forgive me?
我还以为你喜欢亚美尼亚菜呢
I thought you liked Armenian food?
马提尼很棒
The martinis are excellent.
"他们把你搞得一团糟 你的父母
"They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
也许不是有意 但事实如此"
They may not mean to, but they do."
选自英国诗人拉金This Be The Verse
谁说他们不是故意的
Who says they don't mean to?
告诉我 你告诉过你父亲
Tell me, did you ever tell your dad
你对他的感觉吗
how you felt about him?
他活着的时候没有
Not while he was alive.
-或许这样最好 -为什么
- Probably for the best. - Why?
你会告诉他什么
I mean, what would you have said to him?
我会说
I... I would have said...
我会告诉他
I would have told him...
"没人应该这样对待他人"
"Nobody should do that to anybody else."
-谢谢 -对不起
- Thank you so much. - Oh, sorry.
我当真了
I took the question seriously.
不 抱歉 你刚才说什么
Oh, no, I'm sorry, you were saying?
就是...
Just that...
没什么
Never mind.
帕特里克 我该回去了
Patrick, I erm... I should be getting back.
不不不 玛丽安
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Marianne...
我们一直心有灵犀 不是吗
We've always had a connection, haven't we?
不只我有这种感觉吧
I mean, I'm not just imagining it.
不 我一直很喜欢你和黛比
Well, no, I've always been very fond of you and Debbie.
我想你不想服用安♥眠♥酮♥ 对吧