丹尼将孤独终老（2024）
Danny Will Die Alone S01E02
Part 2
Oct. 11, 2025, 4:08 p.m.
你一张嘴说话 半数人立马就会走掉
Half these people are gonna walk out the second you open your mouth.
明白吗宝贝? 咱们得看开点
Okay babe? Let's have some perspective.
换作以前这会让我很不安
Now in the past that would make me feel insecure,
但现在我年纪大了 脑子也坏得差不多了
but I'm far too old and my brain is far too broken for that.
而且他说喜欢一次只专注一个人 知道今晚谁被专注了吗?
Plus he said he likes to focus on one person at a time and you know who has focus tonight?
本基佬
This faggot.
女士们先生们 有请今晚的主角...丹尼
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage... Danny.
哇哦!
Whoo!
天啊
Jesus.
谢谢 谢谢 谢谢 感谢各位邀请
Thank, thank, thank you, thank you all for having me.
好吧 这首歌♥是我隔离期间写的
Alright, so I wrote this song during quarantine.
讲的是我经历的一场分手 挺惨痛的
It's, it's about a breakup that I went through, it was pretty devastating.
所以有点露骨 有点 呃 私人
So it's a little raw, it's a little, little personal.
赶紧唱啊!
Get to the song!
所以这首歌♥是关于我最近对男人
So it's about how I've been feeling about men
和感情的看法 你懂的 爱情那些破事
and relationships lately, you know, love and all that,
但说不定会有转机呢
but I don't know, might be a sea change with that.
我觉得现在好像有了点盼头
I think I might have a reason to be a little more hopeful.
好了 这就是我的新歌♥
Alright, so this is my new song.
喜欢的话可以在所有流媒体平台收听
You can get it if you like it on all the streaming
歌♥名叫 去你♥妈♥的♥ 还有你的破自行车和你那蠢毙了的胡子!
platforms and it is called, oh fuck you, your bike, your stupid fucking mustache!
男人全是狗屎!
Men are full of shit!
每一个都是 每一个都是
All of them. All of them.
异性恋 同性恋 双性恋 无性恋 半性恋 狗屎性恋
Heterosexuals, homosexuals, pansexuals, bisexuals, asexuals, demi-sexuals, shit-sexuals.
他们满嘴喷粪 没一个例外
They're awful full of shit. All of them.
所以我才呆在交友软件上懂吗?
And that's why I'm staying on the apps, right?
虽然上面的人互相糟践
'Cause yeah, everyone treats each other terribly on them,
但至少不用装浪漫或者编他妈爱情童话
but at least you don't feel the pressure to like be romantic or spin some fucking tale.
直接了当 冷冰冰的交易 但你知道吗?
It's blunt, it's cold, it's transactional, but you know what?
至少这他妈够真实 你有屌♥
At least it's the fucking truth. You have a dick.
我有洞 速战速决
I have some holes. Let's make it happen.
我可能讨厌同性恋
I think I hate gay people.
姐妹...
Girl...