丹尼将孤独终老（2024）
Danny Will Die Alone S01E06
Part 2
Oct. 11, 2025, 4:08 p.m.
我很乐意继续下去
now that you understand the true complexities of sexual consent.
如果你愿意 我允许你含住我
If you'd like, I give you consent to take me into your throat.
这哥们太他妈瘆人了!
This guy's so fucking creepy!
但我下面硬得不行
But I'm also incredibly hard.
噢我没救了
Oh I'm broken.
行吧我们永远不可能谈恋爱 因为我绝对不想
Alright, so we're never gonna date because I don't wanna ever have
把这个神经病介绍给任何人 更别提和他住什么小树林里
to introduce this lunatic to anyone, let alone have to live in the woods or whatever.
但老实说 我现在浑身都在发颤
But if I'm being honest, every inch of my body is tingling.
我是说 虽然方式尬出天际 但我整晚都快被吊到极限了
I mean, I've practically been edged the whole night, albeit in the most cringe way possible.
说不定我们能当个炮♥友♥什么的
I don't know, maybe we'll be like fuck buddies or something.
搞不好还真能成
There might be something to this after all.
丹尼 我们快结束了
Danny, we're almost finished.
建议你寻找内心至圣所!
I suggest you find your inner most sanctum!
你就在我的至圣所里!
You're in my inner most sanctum!
哦 啊
Oh, ah,
我得休息了 丹尼尔
I must rest, Daniel,
我允许你在我离开后完成
I give you consent to finish in my absence.
回复 - 你想说什么?
Reply. - What do you want to say?
想看洞洞照片吗?
Would you like to see a hole pic?
上面写着"想看史诗级照片吗?"
It says, "Would you like to see Epic?"
发送吗?
Send it?
不
No.
你想说什么?
What do you want to say?
想-不-想看-一张-洞洞-照片?
Would-you-like-to see-a-hole-pic?
上面写着"想看《霍比特人》吗?"
It says, "Would you like to see the Hobbit?"
发送吗?
Send it?
不!
No!
你想说什么?
What do you want to say?
想看洞洞照片吗?
Would you like to see a hole pic?
上面写着"什么时候能见你父母?"
It says, "When can I meet your parents?"
发送吗? 我要睡了
Send it? I'm going to bed.