平凡的乔（2023）

Average Joe S01E01

Part 3 Aug. 25, 2023, 12:13 p.m.

哦,好吧,园艺在右边的中间。
Oh, well, gardening is down the middle on the right.
S...
S...
好。
Okay.
谢谢。
Thank you.
嗯嗯。
Mm-hmm.
这将是 39.90 美元。
That'll be $39.90.
39.90 美元买♥♥一些手套和剪刀？
$39.90 for some gloves and some shears?
朋友和家人“折扣也是如此。
That's with the "friends and family" discount, too.
是吗？- 嗯嗯。
Is it? - Mm-hmm.
哦,我很抱歉。我们今天只收现金。
Ooh, I am so sorry. We are cash-only today.
是的,莱昂必须修好信♥用♥卡♥机,
Yeah, Leon got to get the credit-card machine fixed,
以及他的态度。
along with his attitude.
哦,我有两个20多岁。 - 完美。
Oh, I have two 20s. - Perfect.
好。
Okay.
好吧,好吧。
Well, okay.
嗯,你有美好的一天,凯茜。好。
Um, you have a good day, Cathy. Okay.
婊子。-婊子。
Bitch. - Bitch.
你好？
Hello?
你好？
Hello?
搞什么？
What the fuck?
狗屎。
Shit.
我不——我不明白你是什么——
I don't--I don't understand what you're--
我不明白你在说什么。
I don't understand what you're talking about.
我不明白。
I don't understand.
混♥蛋♥,你！
Motherfucker, you!
你♥他♥妈♥的在干什么？
What the fuck are you doing?
混♥蛋♥。
Motherfucker.
他妈的！不！
Fuck! No!
你好,乔。
Hello, Joe.
迪米特里。
Dimitri.
嘿,儿子。帮帮我。
Hey, son. Help me.
帮帮我,儿子。请帮帮我。
Help me, son. Help me, please.
我需要你听我说,乔。
I need you to listen to me, Joe.
你需要给我组合
You need to give me the combination
到你父亲的保险箱里。什么？
to your father's safe. What?
我不知道——我不知道。
I don't--I don't know.
神！不不。不要！不要！
God! No, no. Don't! Don't!
告诉我钱在哪里。
Tell me where the money is.
告诉我钱在哪里,痛苦就消失了。
Tell me where the money is, and the pain goes away.
没有钱。
There is no money.
但是有！
But there is!
还有你父亲从我父亲那里偷来的钱,乔——
There's the money your father stole from my father, Joe--
毒资...
drug money...
最糟糕的偷。
The worst kind to steal.
你在说什么他妈的毒品？
What fucking drugs are you talking about?
你看,你父亲为我家运钱
See, your father transported money for my family
多年来。
for many years.
胡说八道。
Bullshit.
这是真正的狗屎。
It's real shit.
为我们工作的人在这里拿一点,在那里拿一点——
People working for us take a little here, a little there--
业务成本。
cost of business.
但是你的父亲,他变得贪婪。
But your father, he gets greedy.
三周前他偷了兰博基尼
Three weeks ago he steals Lamborghini
充满了1000万美元。
filled with $10 million.
而这个愚蠢的男人,嘿,他把自己烧死了
And this stupid fucking man, hey, he burns himself up
在他告诉我们钱在哪里之前。
before he tells us where the money is.
但这是不可能的
But it's not possible
保守1000万美元的秘密,嗯？
to keep a $10 million secret, hmm?
家里必须有人知道。
Somebody in the family has to know.
也许是你的女儿？
Maybe your daughter?
你离开——你把珍从这里留下。
You leave-- you leave Jen out of this.
你把他妈的珍从这里留下。
You leave fucking Jen out of this.
我一直在照顾她,乔伊。
I've been taking good care of her, Joey.
你知道我♥操♥她有多好吗？
You know how good I've been fucking her?
你的小天使？
Your little angel?
有时整夜,乔。
All night sometimes, Joe.
如果她知道,她会告诉我。
If she knows, she will tell me.
你老婆呢？
What about your wife?
格奥尔基一直跟著她。
Georgi's been following her around.
对不对,格奥尔基？
Isn't that right, Georgi?
你碰她,我他妈的要杀了你。
You touch her, I'll fucking kill you.
所以,如果不是安吉拉,不是詹妮弗,
So, if not Angela, not Jennifer,
那么,好吧,一定是你,乔。
then, well, it has to be you, Joe.
我要做个好人。
I'm going to be nice guy.
我要给你最后一次机会。
I'm going to give you one last chance.
我的钱在哪里,乔？
Where is my money, Joe?
操♥你♥妈♥。
Fuck you.
操♥你♥妈♥。
Fuck you.
♪ You know, it seem to me ♪
♪ You misunderstand about who you belong to ♪
♪ All the he said, she said, oh, no ♪
♪ My girl-- ♪
♪ 我的姑娘—— ♪
你在那里做什么,乔？
What you doing there, Joe?
乔！
Joe!
乔！
Joe!
哦,好的。
O-okay.
不要在这里做任何愚蠢的事情,乔。
Don't do anything stupid here, Joe.
乔！
Joe!
好的好的。
Okay, okay.
好吧,冷静点。
Okay, just calm down.
哦！
Oh!
他妈的！
Fuck!
医管局！
Ha!
乔！
Joe!
乔！
Joe!
乔！
Joe!
整个他妈的是什么？
What in the entire fuck?
让我直截了当。
Let me get this straight.
你♥爸♥爸从俄♥罗♥斯♥暴徒那里偷了1000万美元。
Your dad stole $10 million from the Russian Mob.
还有一辆兰博基尼。
And a Lamborghini.
还有一个该死的兰博。
And a fucking Lambo.
他妈的！
Fuck!
这狗屎不可能是真的吧？
This shit can't be real, right?
不可能。他妈的,我不知道,乔。
It can't be. Fuck, I don't know, Joe.
我的意思是,你有两个死的俄♥罗♥斯♥人
I mean, you got two dead Russians
躺在你父亲车♥库♥的地板上
lying on the floor of your father's garage
还有一把骨折。
and a handful of broken bones.
我很确定他们正在寻找一些东西。
I'm pretty sure they were looking for something.
好吧,好吧,他妈的。
Okay, okay, fuck.
耶稣。
Jesus.
哦,见鬼,是的。
Oh, hell, yeah.
是的。
Yeah.
哦,是的。
Oh, yeah.
这是为了试图从我的朋友那里偷东西。
This for trying to steal from my friend.
所以,没有身份证,没有钱包。
So, no ID, no wallet.
看看这个。
Look at this.
就这样吧。
Make it so.
太空时代的狗屎。
Space-age shit.
你想要吗？
You want it?
我已经有手♥机♥了。
I got a phone already.
这是为了试图从我的朋友那里偷东西。
This is for trying to steal from my friend.
那么,他们会怎么说呢？他们想要什么？
So, what'd they say? What'd they want?
他们想要组合到保险箱。
They wanted the combination to the safe.
而你没有它。
And you don't have it.
你♥他♥妈♥的疯了吗？
Are you out of your fucking mind?
你♥他♥妈♥的一定是在跟我开玩笑。
You got to be fucking kidding me.
你整个人都拥有它——
You had it the whole ti--
你为什么不给他们组合？
Why didn't you just give them the combination?
因为去他妈的。
Because fuck 'em.
四根断指「去他妈的」。。
Four broken fingers for "fuck 'em."
很好,乔。
Nice, Joe.
搞什么？