我为喜剧狂（2006）
30 Rock S03E22
Part 3
June 7, 2022, 10:32 a.m.
and i'm here in new york while he's back in hooglanderveen.
我现在纽约而他又回荷兰了
long distance is the wrong distance,sue. dealbreaker.
分隔两地 其心起异 玩完吧
mickey rourke wants to take me camping.
Mickey Rourke想带我去露营
dealbreaker,jenna! god!
快玩完吧 Jenna! 天啊!
i haven't seen my fiance in seven months.
我七个月没见我未婚夫
cerie,i have two words for you. robot warning.
Cerie 我给你两个字 警告
okay,that catch phrase needs a little work. dealbreaker!
好吧 那个警句需要点脑子 快玩完吧!
teach it like ya preach it,liz lemon!
尽情说教吧 Liz Lemon!
i almost didn't make it here this afternoon.
我今天下午差点来不了
but then a very special friend of mine showed me the way.
但是我一个特殊的朋友指引了我方向
so i'd like to take a moment to thank victor cordova from the sunoco station on lennox avenue.
所以我借此机会感谢在Lennox大街 Sunoco站的Victor Cordova
but there's another reason why i almost didn't come today.
但是还有另一个原因 让我今天几乎来不了
fear. fear of letting people know the real me.
恐惧 害怕让人们知道真实的我
i have but one thing to say to all of you.
我只有一件事告诉大家
be yourself.
做你们自己
and i'm talkin' to you clearly,gay kid. who told?
- 我就在和你说呢 同人男 - 谁告诉你的?
and you,white kid just tryin' to go unnoticed.
还有你 白种小孩 一直尝试着不被注意
- aw,come on. - just be yourself.
- 噢 得了吧 - 就做你们自己
and i guarantee you every single person in this room
我担♥保♥在座各位每个人
will one day be president of the united states.
有一天会成为美国总统
thank you.
谢谢
tracy,before you go,i have a special surprise for you.
Tracy 你离开之前 我有个惊喜给你
okay,but i'm allergic to horses.
好的 但我对马过敏
it is my pleasure to award you this honorary diploma.
我很荣幸给你颁发荣誉学位证书
congratulations.
恭喜你
take a breath,mr. jordan.
深呼吸 Jordan先生
who wants my autograph?
谁要我的签名?
so you can see how important this is to me. are you in?
你能了解这对我有多重要 你加入嘛?
i'm in. i think it'll be fun.
摇滚女歌♥手Sheryl Crow和 魔力红主唱Adam Levine
我参加 我觉得会很有趣
i actually played a kidney in my fifth grade school play.
事实上 我在五年级的校园剧里演过肾脏
with this loser...
和那个衰人...
i'm in,but when costello's not lookin' i'm gonna punch him in the back of the head.
我加入 但是如果Costello不看的话 我会朝他后脑勺上来一拳
fair enough.
很公平
hey,jack,are you doing my musical benefit idea?
嘿 Jack 你在考虑我音乐义演的主意吗?
- because i'd love to be-- - uh,no,it didn'work out.
- 因为 我很高兴-- - 呃 不 这行不通
jenna,you know my european friends uh,rokus and,uh,shandelay.
Jenna 你认识我的欧洲朋友 呃 Rokus还有 呃 Shandelay
- alloo. - please to meet.
- 你好 - 幸会
thank you.
谢谢
- cerie,i'm going out for a couple hours. - okay.i'll just,uh--
- Cerie 我要出去一段时间 - 好的 那我...
i'm meeting a book agent about writing adealbreakerbook.
有个书商邀我写一本'和他玩完吧'的书
he's gonna take me to lunch wherever i wanna go.
我想去哪吃午饭他都请
do you know if there's a sit-down quizno's in midtown?
你知道曼哈顿中心区哪有Quizno餐厅吗? (快餐店)
never mind.
当我没问
- Liz Lemon, you dumb bitch. - What?
- Liz Lemon 你个蠢娘们 - 怎么了?
Here's the reason I don't wanna go on that family vacation: It's a working farm.
我不想去家庭渡假是因为那是个农场
and i'm the only one whose hands are big enough to guide the bull during mating.
而且只有我的手大到可以引导公牛交♥配♥
- yeah,well,dealbreaker-- - shut up.
- 随你怎么说 玩完吧... - 闭嘴
there you are,you stupid cracker.
终于找到你了 大话喷子
you know why i get a hotel room? to poop in peace.
知道我为什么住宾馆吗? 我想安安静静的大便!
no kids bangin' on the door,no phones ringin'. it's my time!
没小孩砸门 没电♥话♥ 这是我的私人时间!
every tuesday and thursday at 3:00 pm!
每周二和周四下午3点!
i don't know why i only go twice a week.
我也不懂为什么我一周才去两次
that'swhat angie should be worried about!
这才是Angie该担心的!
you've gotta stop giving advice. you don't know what you're talking about.
别给别人乱出主意了 你根本搞不清状况
no,i'm not stopping. i'm gonna write a book. i have to!
我不会罢手的 我还要写书呢 我必须这么做!
- this is my next step! - what're you talking about?
- 这是我下一步计划! - 你说什么呢?
this job isn't gonna last forever,pete.
这工作不能干一辈子 Pete
tgshas two years left,tops.
女生秀最多只能撑两年了
pete,how'm i gonna live? i only have $300 million.
Pete 那我要怎么活啊? 我只有三亿
this-- this is crazy,jack.
哦 Jack 你太无敌了
i've never seen anything like this.
我从没见过这么大阵仗
and i was at "we are the pizza."
我还参加过<我们是披萨>呢
well,i thought i had to do something.
我就是觉得自己应该做点什么
once i found that i wasn't a match,i felt like i'd let you down.
知道自己不匹配以后 觉得让你失望了
you coun't let me down,jack.
我怎么会对你失望 Jack
- get a room. - yeah,get a room.
- 开房♥去吧 - 对 去吧
high school graduate.
高中毕业
do you know what this means,grizz,dotcom,ken?
Grizz Dotcom Ken 你们知道这意味着什么吗?
we're goin' to college!
我们要去上大学了!
and so began the craziest summer of my life.
还要渡过我生命中最疯狂的一个暑假
how'd you say that without movin' your mouth?
你为什么能说话不动嘴?
say what?
我说什么了?
- lemon,how are you? - you know what? i'm good.
- Lemon 你怎么样? - 你猜怎么着? 我好的很
i've got a book deal,a free sandwich in my pocket,
有人邀我出书 我口袋里还有块免费三明治
and i have this weird,loose feeling in my shoulders. what is that?
我的肩膀还有一种难以名状的轻松感 这是怎么回事?
it's either hpiness or osteoporosis.
幸福感 或者是骨质疏松症
i think it's happiness.
我觉得是幸福感
you're getting yours.
你活出自我了
jack,what have you done?
Jack 你都干嘛了?
i called in every favor i had.
我把我能找到的人都召来了
he's my dad,liz.
他毕竟是我爸 Liz
oh,my god,sheryl crow! we were bestriends in elementary school!
天哪 Sheryl Crow! 我们小学的时候可是闺蜜!
hi,sheryl!
Sheryl!
- we're live in three... two... - i'll talk to her later.
- 准备直播 3 2... - 我跟她私下交流
♪ sometimes life brings pain and strife and all seems wrong
Sheryl Crow
♪ 人生不如意十之八♥九♥
♪ that is when you find a friend and write a song
Adam Levine
♪ 你需要朋友为你歌♥唱
♪ so give the gift of giving
Mary J. Blige
♪ 我们要乐于馈赠
♪ give it far and give it wide
♪ 让爱心波及无数
♪ take the leap reach down deep inside
♪ 跨越这一步 发自肺腑
♪ and just give a kidney
Elvis Costello
♪ 捐出你的肾
♪ to a father or a dad
Clay Aiken
♪ 为了父亲 为了爸爸
♪ just give a kidney
♪ 捐出你的肾
♪ we hear it doesn't really hurt that bad
Norah Jones和Sara Bareilles
♪ 听说并没有那么痛苦
♪ and we know you'll want to give it
Rhett Miller, Rachael Yamagata 和Moby
♪ 我们知道所有人都愿意给予
♪ to a super human being
♪ 为了一个超级大好人
♪ so get it done
♪ 那就去捐吧
♪ we just need one
♪ 只需要一个
♪ for milton greene
♪ 捐给Milton Greene
♪ this country has 600 million kidneys
Wyclef Jean, Steve Earle 和Michael McDonald
♪ 这个国家有六亿个肾脏
♪ and we really only need half
♪ 我们只需要一半
♪ that leaves about 300 million kidneys
♪ 这样就还剩三亿个
♪ do the math
♪ 自己算算吧
♪ oh,milton greene,milton greene,milton greene milton greene,milton greene
Robert Randolph和Cyndi Lauper
♪ Milton Greene Milton Greene...
♪ he needs a kidney
♪ 他需要一个肾
♪ milton greene,don't ask why he could die if you don't call today
♪ 别问原因 ♪ Milton Greene的命运掌握在你们手中
listen,when someone starts talking in the middle of a song,you know it's serious.
听着 当有人在歌♥唱到一半时开始说话 那么事态就严重了
so give milton a kidney.
快给Milton捐个肾吧
we all believe in this cause so much that we're doin' it for free.
我们都相信这个活动的深远意义 所以都来义演
except for sheryl.
除了Sheryl
that's right,i'm the only one gettin' paid.
没错 只有我收钱了
and only three of us are drunk.
而且我们之中只有三个人喝多了
milton greene needs a kidney.
Milton Greene需要一个肾
just like i need this beard.
就像我需要胡须一样
you don't wanna know what's under here.
你们可不想知道下面有什么
and while you don't have two beards,you do have two kidneys.
尽管你没有两片胡子 但你有两个肾
think of it this way,if i had $2,i'd give you one,wouldn't i?
这么想吧 我只有两块钱 就会给你一块 不是吗?
i'm one of the drunk ones.
我是喝多的其中之一
♪ they say that two is better than one
Mike D from the Beastie boys 和Talib Kweli
♪ 都说两个比一个好
♪ but sometimes one is better than two
♪ 但有时一个比两个好
♪ if you had two heads,you'd wish you had one
♪ 你要有两个脑袋 就会希望少一个
♪ how is this different?
♪ 有什么区别吗?
♪ if you had two dogs attackin' you you'd want just one
♪ 要有两只狗咬你 你也希望只有一只
♪ there,we proved our point
♪ 我们说明了自己的观点
♪ oh,milton greene,milton greene,milton greene milton greene,milton greene
♪ Milton Greene Milton Greene...
♪ he needs a kidney
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