We're at a party,lemon, try to loosen up a little.
我们在一场聚会上 Lemon 试着放松点
How could i loosen up?
我怎么能放松?
I'm in connecticut, i haven't eaten, and i'm stressed about an "away toilet" situation.
我现在在康涅狄格 还没吃 离厕所太远我很紧张
Do you know how luy we are?
你知道我们有多幸运吗?
We are in gavin volure's home.
我们在Gavin Volure的家里
He was the c.e.o.of sunstream.
他曾是Sunstream的首席执行官
Yeah,i don't know what that is.
是是 我不知道那是个什么玩意儿
Is this potpourri or chips?
这是香料还是薯条?
'Cause i'm gonna try to eat it.
因为我想试尝尝
Volure is a god.
Volure是上帝
He was the first man to be on the cover offortuneandjet magazine at the same time.
他可是同时登上财富杂♥志♥ 和喷射杂♥志♥封面的第一人
Of course,that was back whenjetwas actually about jet ownership.
当然啦 那时喷射杂♥志♥仍在介绍 飞机所有权
That magazine took a weird turn.
后来杂♥志♥有了怪异的转变
These are not chips.
这些不是薯条
Then he fell off the face of the earth, sold sunstream, and shut himself off from the world.
之后他人间蒸发 转卖♥♥了Sunstream 将自己与世隔绝
They say he hasn't left his home in almost three years.
他们说他几乎整整3年都没离开家
Well,i hope he shows up for dinner.
我希望他会在晚饭时出现
He's already here.
他已经在这了
Thank you all for coming tonight.
谢谢你们今晚的到场
Because of my severe agoraphobia and my debilitating wealth...
因为我严重的陌生环境恐惧症 与我不堪的财政状况...
I am forced to bring the world to me,
我被迫将世界呈现在我眼前
and host dinners for interesting people from all walks of life.
为各界人士举办晚宴
The world of fashion, society, art collecting and yelling...
时尚界 社会界 艺术收藏界 以及喋喋不休的评论界...
Why isn't there any good art in here?
为什么这里就没有一点优秀的艺术品?
Come on!
拜托!
Business and historical fiction.
商界领域与历史小说领域
Really?
真的吗?
What if the germans had won the war,lemon?
要是德国人赢了世界会怎样 Lemon?
And the arts.
以及艺术领域
I'm glad jack was able to bring you,liz.
我很高兴Jack可以把你带来 Liz
I asked him about you after i saw your photo in the style section of thenew york times.
在我看见你在纽♥约♥时♥报♥时尚专栏上 的照片后 我就向他打听你
Funny story,i was only wearing that because the fire alarm went off while i was getting a haircut.
说来好笑 我之所以穿成那样 是因为我在理发的时候火警大作
Well,you looked beautiful.
你看上去漂亮极了
and,as always, i keep one chair empty,
然后 一如既往地 我空出一张椅子
to represent our unfulfilled hopes and dreams.
来代表我们未实现的期望与梦想
I'm just kidding, eliot spitzer's hooker couldn't make it.
我在开玩笑 纽约洲长的妓♥女♥来不了了
Now,i want to send my driver into manhattan to pick up dessert.
现在 我要派我的司机去 曼哈顿买♥♥些甜品
Anybody know a good place for cupcakes?
有人知道买♥♥杯形蛋糕的好地方吗?
I think there's a place--
我想那个地方 --
mcenroe,give me a break.I'm on it.
Mcenroe 帮我个忙 由我来
77th and amsterdam, 68th and columbus, 125th and president clinton boulevard,
77街和阿姆斯特丹 68街和哥伦比亚 125街和克♥林♥顿♥总统大道
Also,don't over think it, sara lee,frozen, unbelievable.
另外 Sara Lee的冰冻蛋糕 简直不可思议
30 Rock Season03 Episode04
我为喜剧狂 第3季 第4集
Mr. Jordan,what are you still doing here?
Jordan先生 你还在这干嘛?
I don't want to go home, ken.
我不想回家 Ken
You know my two sons, tracy,jr. And george foreman?
你知道我的两个儿子 小Tracy和George Foreman吗?
They've been acting really weird lately.
他们最近举动十分古怪
Where you going?
你要去哪儿?
Nowhere.
没去哪儿
Those two have never paid me any attention.
这两个家伙从来都不留意我的
And rightly so.
猛地就理当如此了
I'm a strange man who can't be taken seriously.
我是个不能被严肃对待的怪人
Now they won't let me out of their sight.
现在他们不让我离开他们的视线
Oh,maybe they love you.
哦 或许是因为他们爱你
Nope. Look what the little one made me.
别想 看看小的那个做的我
Aw,that's cute.
噢 真是可爱
This is voodoo,ken!
这是巫♥毒♥娃♥娃♥ Ken!
Those two are up to something.
这俩家伙在做些秘密计划
Sometimes,kids act out when there's a big change.
有时候 当有个大改变的时候 小孩就会表现出来
I know i was a handful when my family moved from our farm house to that militia camp in the woods.
当我们一家从农舍搬到 野外的民兵营中时 我难管极了
Well,there is all this new money coming in.
都是这些赚的钱惹的
And it's not just from the video game.
不仅仅只是从电子游戏里赚的
It's the tie-ins, the toys, the life-sized tracy jordan sex doll.
还有搭卖♥♥广♥告♥ 玩具 真人♥大♥小Tracy Jordan充气娃娃
They're selling like hotcakes in japan.
充气娃娃在日本大卖♥♥啊
Well,you know what they say, money is the root of all evil.
你知道他们所说的 金钱是万恶之源
I thought that was just a tagline for my movie,death bank.
我原以为那只是我的电影"死亡银行" 的一个宣传标语
I can't believe you're out of the game.
我真不敢相信你就这样退出了
It's like picasso not painting, or bruce willis not combing action and rock harmonica.
这就像毕加索不画了 或是布鲁斯威利 不把与动作片与摇滚结合在一起了
Don't you miss it?
难道你不怀念吗?
I do.
我怀念
That's why i'm forming a new company.
那就是为什么我在组一个新公♥司♥
Here's the pitch, wind power, bandwidth,chinese market.
我的想法--风能 宽带 中国市场
Oh,god.
哦 上帝
I'm funding the whole thing myself.
我自己筹备了所有资金
Partners,oy.
寻求合作伙伴
Jack... You're drooling.
Jack...你在垂涎欲滴
If you want in, i'll make a little room and pull some strings.
如果你想要入股 我可以为你开开小灶 走走后门
This is the most exciting day of my life.
这真是我生命里最激动人心的一天
And i was pulled onstage once to dance at a bruce springsteen concert.
我曾经在Bruce Springsteen的 一场演唱会上被拉上舞台跳舞
Welcome aboard.
欢迎加入
Just think, this time next year, you'll be so rich you can run for political office
想想看 明年的这个时候 你会 变得多富有 可以竞选政♥府♥的官员
Without having to pretend to be a fundamentalist.
而不必装作 是个信奉正统派基♥督♥教的人
Jack,the car is here.
Jack 车来了
Liz... Thank you for coming.
Liz...谢谢你能来
I really enjoyed yo cupcakes.
我真的很喜欢你的杯形蛋糕
And because my agoraphobia-related germ issues prevent direct human contact,
因为我陌生环境恐惧症相关的细菌问题 阻止直接的人际交往
I wonder if carl here might say good night to you for me? Carl?
我恐怕在这里Carl或许可以替我 向你道个晚安? Carl?
Good night,liz. I hope to see you again soon.
晚安 Liz 我希望很快能和你再见面
Okay. good night.
好的 晚安
Guys,listen up...I just got a memo,
伙计们 听好了... 我刚拿到一份备忘录
saying that every floor in the building has to designate a floor emergency marshal for fires,
说是每栋建筑的楼层必须要选出 紧急指挥官
Terrorist attacks, cloverfieldmonsters.
以防火灾 恐怖袭击 科洛弗档案怪兽
I can't do it,because my head is too big for the helmet.
我没办法做到 因为我的头对这顶安全帽来说太大了
So any volunteers?
所以 有人自告奋勇吗?
No,but you have a big head.
没有 但你有个大脑袋
- That's not a burn, i just said that. - Hey,guys.
- 我刚刚说过的 - 嘿 伙计们
Cerie,is my phone ringing?
Cerie 我的电♥话♥在响吗?
It is. Wow,you have,like, dog ears.
是的 哇 你耳朵像狗一样的灵敏
So are you going to... Okay.
那么你能...好吧
- Hello? - Hey,liz. It's gavin volure.
- 你好? - 嘿 Liz 我是Gavin Volure
Listen,i only took that napkin because i wrapped some chicken in it.
哦 你好 听着 因为打包鸡肉我才拿了你家的餐纸
That's not why i'm calling.
那不是我打电♥话♥给你的原因
I just had a good time with you the other night,
那晚和你过的很愉快
And i wondered if you'd like to come out again this saturday?
我在想这周六是否可以再约你出来?
Are you having another party?
你准备再办一场聚会?
No.
不
Well... This must be what the kids call "a booty call."
嗯...这一定就是孩子们 所谓的"招♥鸡♥"
I haven't been out of the house since 2004, and even i know the kids don't call it that anymore.
从2004年开始我就没出过门了 但连我也知道孩子们已经不那么叫了
So,uh,what do you say?
那么 嗯 你说呢?
Um,yes. I guess. Right?
嗯 好的 我想可以 好吗?
Okay. I'll send a helicopter to take you to the train station.
好的 我会派一架直升机 送你到火车站
- Okay. - Bye.
- 好的 - 拜拜
What the what?
什么跟什么?
well,it's gonna be a beautiful sunny day,
今天将会是阳光灿烂的一天
And we can expect much more of the same over the next few days.
我们可以很大程度上预计 在接下来的几天内也将如此
Authorities came to believe that the mendez brothers acted out of pure greed.
有关部门开始相信 Mendez兄弟此行是出于完全的贪念
The only thing standing between them and tremendous wealth was--
横亘在他们与那惊人财富间的 唯一原因是 --
What? Say it!
是什么? 快说啊!
Their father. Jose mendez.
他们的父亲 Jose Mendez
My kids are going to kill me!
我的孩子想要杀了我!
Kenneth, what are you doing?
Kenneth 你在干嘛?
Ah,hello,sir.
哦 你好 先生
I've been taking in laundry to make extra money.
我在做干洗的工作来赚些外快
I just don't let myself read the t-shirts with off-color slogans.
我只是不想让自己读这些 T恤上掉色的标语
Laundry,kenneth?
干洗 Kenneth?
I know we pay you a living wage, i fought against it.
尽管我反对给你们合理的薪水...
Yes,sir...
是的 阁下...
But i've had to send more money home lately.
但是最近不得不寄更多的钱回家
There are problems on the farm.
农场里出了点问题
After years of inbreeding, the pigs are getting violent.
在多年的近亲交♥配♥后 猪们开始变得很暴♥力♥
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