悲剧女孩（2017）

will target you next because of your infamous blog?
在这个威胁社会的杀手就擒前 我们是不会停下脚步的
Um, we will not rest until we stop this menace of society!
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Please continue to follow Tragedy Girls on Twitter.
借过一下 谢谢
Excuse me. Thank you.
怎么了 -嘿 宝贝
Yeah? - Hey, hon.
家里的电♥话♥被打爆了
A lot of people have been calling the house...
CNN ABC 还有芭芭拉·华特斯都打过来 -亲爱的
CNN, ABC, Barbara Walters. - Sweetie,
注：芭芭拉·华特斯，著名媒体人，被称为“美国电视新闻第♥一♥夫♥人♥”。
还有一个人打过来以后什么也不说
there's someone who calls
只是在那里大口喘气
who just breathes into the phone.
爸 妈 只管把电♥话♥挂着
Mom, Dad, just hang up the phone.
别跟任何人说话 把门也锁上
Don't talk to anyone. And lock the doors.
如果就是他干的呢
What if it's him?
好机会来了
There's a good chance.
你觉得你被跟踪了
So, you believe you're being followed?
我老是收到这些奇怪的短♥信♥
I've been getting these weird texts, like when I'm at school.
就好像有人在学校窥探我的隐私
Someone's been invading my privacy.
我知道 -我很确信
I know it. - And I'm pretty sure
我见过这家伙 -他应该就是凶手
I've seen this guy before. - He could be the killer.
挺老的 =不像你那么老
He was old. - Not like you old,
不像个老爸 但总之 年纪不小
like Father Time old, but, like, old.
大概有 -6.6英尺高
Kind of out of shape, um... - 6'6".
老男人 -像这样吗
And really old. - Something like this?
这看起来像《恶搞之家》的斯蒂维
This looks like Stewie from "Family Guy."
注：《恶搞之家》，美国著名无厘头戏剧卡♥通♥片。
挺吓人的 不过没错
That's terrible, but, yeah.
但他的眼睛要更圆一点
Yeah, his eyes were a little bit more beady.
你得雇个专业点的人来 -你们觉得需不需要
You should hire somebody. - Do you think you could, like,
派个人来保护我家
dispatch someone to, like, my house?
或者护送我上学之类的 以防万一
Or escort me to school, just in case?
可惜我们抽不出人手了
Even with all the extra help, I can't spare a single deputy.
什么 -你可是警♥察♥诶
What? - The fuck? You're the police.
我很有可能会被杀
I could be killed!
你们不要再网上发布你们的定位了
Maybe stop checking in your location online,
这样他就不会知道你们在哪
and he won't find you.
我选择死亡
I'd rather die.
把手♥机♥放下
Phones off!
这可是关乎生死的诶
But it's a matter of life and death.
万一我们要打911呢
What if we have to call 911?
我让你们把手♥机♥放下
I said, phones off!
或许我们该谈谈
You know, maybe we should continue with a conversation
谈一谈社交媒体的危害
about the dark side of social media.
有人来说说吗
Anyone?
造成过度自恋 肤浅
Narcissism? What about shallowness?
反♥社♥会♥
Sociopathy?
我反对 -你这是要让我们孤立无援
I object! - Yeah, you're singling us out.
有人死了 这些人是无可替代的
People have died! People who can't be replaced.
我真是受够你们了
I have just about had it with the both of you,
简直就是在吃人血馒头
feeding off misery like parasites.
你们该为此感到羞耻
You should both be ashamed.
像个寄生虫一样
Parasitic.
我受够了 -你要收手吗
I can't do this anymore. - You're just going to quit?
你不可以抛弃我们的视频
You can't just abandon our videos.
我们把素材都给你了
We gave you all the footage.
你们可以拿回去 -我还以为我们合作得挺愉快的
You can have it back. - I thought we made a good team.
确实如此 但我爸需要我
We do. I... My dad needs me
现在比你们更需要我
more than you guys right now.
你♥爸♥算个屁 -M-Kay
Fuck your dad. - M-Kay!
别这样说我爸
Don't talk about my dad like that.
如果韦尔奇警长知道自己生了你这么个榆木脑袋
No. If Sheriff Welch knew his dick from his donuts,
早该解决点你了 真是没用
he would've solved this already. He's useless.
就跟面对你妈被谋杀时一样没用
Just like when your mother was murdered.
我♥操♥ -操
Fuck you! - Fuck you!
够了
That's enough!
走吧 萨迪 我们不需要他
Come on, Sadie. We don't need him.
我们可以自己拍一张用过的棉条
We could Snapchat a used tampon and it would be huge.
乔丹必须死 -他没有妨碍我们啊
Jordan needs to die. - He's harmless.
他让你心软了
He's making you soft.
我没有心软 我很心狠手辣
I am not soft. I am fierce.
你不应该提他妈妈的事
And you shouldn't have brought up his mom.
难道你还觉得内疚吗
Are you still feeling guilty about that shit?
嘿 姑娘们
Hey, girls.
你们要是听到什么奇怪的声音 别怕
If you hear anything weird, don't hesitate.
诶有疯子能逃得过我的法眼
No psychos are gonna get in here on my watch.
好的 老爹 -好 康宁汉先生
Yes, Dad. - Yes, Mr. Cunningham.
我先去睡了 晚安
All right, I'm gonna hit the hay. Night.
乔丹知道的事比你想象的多
Jordan knows more than he's letting on.
他什么都不知道
He doesn't know anything.
他看着我的样子就说明他知道点什么
Dude, the way he was looking at me.
他总是四处观察
He's always hanging around, watching.
他向他爸告密只是时间问题而已
It's only a matter of time before he spills to his dad.
你反应过度了
You're over-reacting.
靠
Fuck.
怎么了 -我的手♥机♥
What? - My phone.
我手♥机♥不见了
My fucking phone.
哪一只 -重要的那只啊
Which one? - The important one.
我发誓刚才还...
I swear it was right...
他拿走了
He took it.
乔丹 你有被害妄想吧
Jordan? You're being paranoid.
就是刚才
Earlier, with the drive.
就在我眼皮子底下
I mean, right in front of my fucking face.
真卑鄙 他今晚死定了
This is like a total breach! He dies tonight!
现在罗威可能就外面等着我们
Lowell could be outside, figuring out
思考着如何把我们开膛破肚
how to disembowel us or whatever.
这风险不值得冒 -如果我们坐牢了
It's not even worth the risk. - If we go to jail,
那我们所做的一切努力都白费了
everything that we've worked for is fucked.
别担心好吗
Look, don't worry. okay?
我会在宵禁过后潜进他家
I'll sneak into his house after curfew,
划开他的喉咙
and I'll slit his throat.
迅速搞定
It'll be quick...
悄无声息
like it never even happened.
不 他是我朋友
No, he's my friend.
让我自己来
I'll do it.
你今晚要回局里吗
Are you, uh, going back to the station again?
我今晚待在家
No, figure I'll stay in tonight.
安排了其他人值班
We got some extra guys from Chamberlain on shift.
他们能搞定
They've got it under control.
我们可以好好享受一下
We'll have some fun.
你在家吗？
在啊 你在哪呢
在你家走廊上
别别别别别
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
你跑来这干嘛
What the hell are you doing here?
我想见你
I wanted to see you,
但我没想到你♥爸♥居然在家
but I didn't think your dad would be here.
被他看到你 他会大发雷霆的
He will freak out if he catches you.
那是个猫王青蛙吗
Is that an Elvis Presley frog?
对 是个猫王青蛙
Goddamn right, it's an Elvis Presley frog.
“你什么都不是不过是一只疯蛙”
"You ain't nothing but a hound frog."
注：这个梗出自猫王的歌♥曲《疯狗》的歌♥词“你什么都不是不过是一条疯狗”（"You ain't nothing but a hound dog."）
就是这样
That's it.
你是想跟我谈什么吗 还是你只是想过来找我
Are we gonna talk, or did you just come over
跟我玩 -抱歉
to make fun of me? - Sorry.
这就是我想干的
It's just exactly how I pictured it.
你是怎么逃过巡警的
And how did you avoid the deputies?
我倒没怎么逃 他们太玩忽职守了
I didn't, really. They're just bad at their jobs.
他们总是干不好本职工作
They've never been fantastic.
好热啊
It's like a thousand degrees in here.
听着
Um, um, listen,
我有话要说
there's something that I have to tell you.
你一定得成功啊
Come on, you got this.
我也有话要对你说
I have something I need to tell you, too.
好吧 你先说
Okay. Um, you want to go first?
这样不好