但是我们有Q-2状况
but we're at Q-2 status.
看起来我们好像找到遗失的东西了
It looks like we've found that lost consignment of easter eggs.
是的,长官,非常确定
Yes, sir, pretty sure.
它们在路易维尔市出现
They've turned up in Louisville.
我会跟当地警♥察♥局确认这件事
I'm getting confirmations on this from the Louisville Police Department.
肯塔基州,路易维尔市
Louisville, Kentucky, sir.
这是个好消息
Well, sir, it would be good news,
除了桶子被打开这件事
except that the eggs have hatched.
他们在做什么?
What are they doing, man?
你能等等吗?
Hang on a second, would you?
很奇怪,这些人好像在…
I dunno. It's weird. These people seem to say they...
等这种事发生等很久了
they've been waiting for this to happen.
很明显,他们有能够处理这个意外事件的计划
Apparently, they've got some sort of contingency plan to deal with it.
太好了!
Well, that's great!
计划是什么?
What is this plan?
杰佛逊中士,摩比港市42特别火炮队
Sgt. Jefferson, 42nd Special Mobile Artillery.
是,长官
Yes, sir.
早上好,长官
Good morning to you, too, sir.
是,长官,请说,长官
Yes, sir. All right, sir.
请给我密♥码♥
Whatever you say, sir. The code numbers please, sir.
阿基米德,热狗,大黄
Archimedes. Hotdog. Rhubarb.
9,0,9,知道了,长官
Niner. Zero. Niner. Gotcha, sir.
方位2-2-0
Bearing. Mark 2-2-0.
方位2-2-0
Bearing, 2-2-0.
范围134哩
Range. Mark 134 miles.
范围1-3-4哩
Range, 1-3-4 miles.
嘿,注意听
Hey, listen.
你有听到吗?
You hear anything?
蒂娜
Tina-a-a-a.
结果很壮观,长官
Spectacular result, sir.
非常接近理想状况
Very close to optimal placement.
长官,只有20平方的区域被摧毁
Well, sir, only 20 square blocks destroyed.
死亡人数少于4,000人,将军
Less than 4,000 dead, General.
我不担心造成的火灾,将军
I wouldn't worry about the fires, General.
现在下的大雨会处理它的
The rain is taking care of that right now.
有许多人抱怨雨烫伤他们的皮肤
Well, there have been complaints about burning skin,
可是不用担心
but I shouldn't worry.
只是一点小麻烦,将军
Minor irritation, General.
这场大雨会把所有的东西都冲走
The rain will wash everything away.
没错,长官
That's correct, sir.
在天亮前一切恢复正常
All should be back to normal by morning.
是的,长官,我明白总统明天会去探访路易维尔市
Yes, sir, I understand the President will visit Louisville tomorrow.
不,我们不会让它发生的,长官
No, no, we wouldn't want that to happen, sir.
对,长官,这对任何人来说都不是一件快乐的事
No, sir, this hasn't been very pleasant for anyone.
谢谢你,长官
Thank you, sir.
晚安,长官
Goodnight, sir.
双语制♥作♥:dahongying
♪ Do you wanna party ♪
♪ It's partytime ♪
更多的脑!
More brains!
我们要怎么办?
What are we gonna do?
我们要杀了它!
We're gonna kill it!
到处都是
It's all over everything.
愚蠢的白♥痴♥!
Stupid asshole!
如果你喜欢这份工作就注意你的话
Watch your tongue, if you like this job.
喜欢这份工作?
Like this job?
伯特?我是弗兰克
Burt? Frank.
我们有一点小麻烦
We have a little problem.
你曾经幻想过…
Do you ever fantasize...
自己被杀吗?
about being killed?
脑!脑!
The brain! The brain!
我打爆他妈的脑
I hit the fucking brain.
你要怎么杀一个已经死去的人?
How do you kill something that's already dead?
我怎么知道?我不知道,让我想想
Well, how do I know, Fred? I don't know, let me think.
这不是个笨问题,伯特
It's not a bad question, Burt.
你觉得这些代表什么?你认为这些只是衣服吗?
What do you think this is about? You think this is a fuckin' costume?
这是一种生活方式!
This is a way of life!
外面大概有100只吧
Man, there's 100 of those fuckers.
100只?
100?
脑!
Brains!
派更多的警♥察♥过来
Send more cops.
该死的!
Goddamn!
我想事情已经变得无法控制了
I-I-I think things are getting out of hand.
弄掉它!弄掉它!
Get it off! Get it off!
弄掉它!弄掉它!
Get it off! Get it off!
在电影里是有用的啊
It worked in the movie.
可是现在没用
Well, it ain't working now.
你是说电影骗人吗?
You mean the movie lied?
这不是个笨问题,伯特
It's not a bad question, Burt.
这不是个笨问题,伯特
It's not a bad question, Burt.
这不是个笨问题,伯特
It's not a bad question, Burt.
这不是个笨问题,伯特
It's not a bad question, Burt.
♪ Tonight ♪
♪ We'll make love till we die ♪
♪ Ooh, baby, your asphalt eater hung ten ♪
♪ The hoedads and gremmies say you reached top end ♪
♪ So do the dead, through the lights ♪
♪ The surfin' dead, ooh, make it tight ♪
♪ The livin' dead, now, baby, lose their heads ♪
♪ Now, baby, doin' the dead ♪
♪ You square brain's out there, better beware ♪
♪ Oh, this phantom driver down in the ground ♪
♪ You better plant 'em right or they'll come around ♪
♪ Move out, baby, move that mound ♪
♪ Or they'll dig it up and they'll shut you down ♪
♪ So c'mon, aw c'mon, aw c'mon ♪
♪ Aw c'mon, aw c'mon ♪
♪ Aw c'mon, aw c'mon aw c'mon, aw c'mon ♪
♪ Aw c'mon, aw c'mon aw c'mon, aw c'mon ♪
♪ Aw c'mon, aw c'mon aw c'mon, aw c'mon ♪
♪ Aw c'mon, aw c'mon aw c'mon, aw c'mon ♪
♪ Now, life is short and it's filled with stuff ♪
♪ So let me know, baby, when you've had enough ♪
♪ Oh, do the dead, turn blue ♪
♪ Yeah, the surfin' I A' dead, as dead as you A'
♪ There's nothing on the radio when you're dead ♪
♪ There's nothing at the movie show ♪
♪ When you're dead ♪
♪ There's nowhere left for you to go ♪
♪ When you're dead ♪
♪ Do the dead, yeah, do the dead ♪
♪ Do the dead ♪
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