醉饿游戏

你残酷地杀害一名年轻女子
You just brutally murdered a young girl.
是啊
Yeah.
最怪的是我以为要花一番功夫
And the weird thing is I thought it would take more hits.
但我想不经一事 不长一智
But I guess you live and learn.
她就没机会了 对吧 对吧
Or at least, she doesn't. Am I right? Am I right?
-对 你说的都对 -当然
-Yeah, whatever you say. -Of course.
好了 我们还是能赢这场游戏
All right, look, we can still get out of this thing.
只要找回兄弟情
We just gotta get this bromance thing back in gear.
小心 老天
Oh, be careful! Oh, Jesus.
如果你是道格 你会去哪
If you were Doug, where would you be?
也许那些家伙能帮忙找到他
Maybe these guys can help us find him.
嘿 小家伙
Hey, little buddies.
我最爱的布偶好吗
How are my favourite imitation puppets doing?
-操 我的腿筋 又来了 -踢他屁♥股♥
-Oh, fuck! My hammie, again! -Kick his ass!
我们来搞他吧
Let's fuck him up!
等等 我以为布偶是好人 搞什么啊
Wait, wait! I thought you puppets were the good guys! What the fuck?
我们以前是的
We used to be.
对 但现在我们视死如归
Yeah, but now we've stared death in the face.
我们看到人类有多痛苦
We've seen the depths of human suffering.
-我们内心已死 -是啊
-And we're already dead inside. -Yeah.
-真糟 -老天 我很遗憾
-That's awful. -My God, I'm sorry.
快点 烂人 你这胆小的懦夫
Come on, you bitch! Yeah, you scared coward!
你不算个男人 不敢跟我蛮干
You're not man enough to fuck with me!
在我的世界里 你撑不过两分钟
You wouldn't last two minutes in my world, you bitch!
-那是泰森拳王的名言吗 -操
-Is that the Mike Tyson rant? -Fuck you. Fuck you, you ho.
我会在大家面前操你
I'll fuck your ass in front of everybody!
对 绝对是泰森
Yeah, that's definitely the Tyson.
废话少说 杀了他们
Enough talk! Kill them!
饥饿游戏
浪费了一枚地雷
A mine is a terrible thing to waste.
刚刚真漂亮 柴克
That was actually a pretty good one, Zach.
-是吗 -是的
-Yeah? -Yeah.
还好那只是复本
At least that was just my reader copy.
各位 帮个忙
Guys, a little help?
你这四眼田鸡 看到没
You four-eyed fuck. You see this coming?
操 正中目标
Fuck me! Right in the smarts!
很痛
That's painful!
但也很好笑
But also hilarious.
我的好女孩
That's my girl!
我的天 你受伤了
Oh, my God! Oh, my God, you're hurt!
你高要看看我的对手
You should see the other guy.
-你杀了酋长 -对
-You killed Tonto? -Yeah.
来吧 我们得带你到隐密的地方 你能走吗
Come on, we need to get you in the shade. Can you walk?
好 我抱住你了
It's okay, I got you. I got you, I got you.
让开 让开
Move! Move!
没事了
It's okay.
你还好吗 你会没事的
It's all right. You're gonna be okay.
没事 我来 我来
It's okay, I got you. I got you.
我来 好了
I got you. There you go.
你会没事的 没事的 没那么糟
You're gonna be okay. It's all right, it's not that bad.
艾德 没关系
Ed, it's okay.
不 不会没关系 你需要帮助
No, no, no, it's not okay! You need help.
艾德 我们之中有人得死
Ed, one of us had to die.
-我希望是我 -我也希望
-Well, I wish it was me. -Me, too.
-什么 -抱歉
-What? -Sorry.
-说溜嘴了 抱歉 -对 真的是月兑口而出
-That slipped out. Sorry. -Yeah, that came out real fast.
没事的
It's okay.
说到这个
Speaking of,
既然
since...
既然为了我 你想看看吗
Since this is it for me, do you want to see them?
看什么
See what?
我的奶♥子♥ 笨蛋
My boobs, dummy.
我
I...
我很想
I would. Very much.
好的
Okay.
我知道你一直在等这个
I know you've been waiting for this.
很漂亮吧
Pretty nice, huh?
真不可思议
Unbelievable.
哇
Wow.
没有晒过的痕迹
No tan lines.
真不可思议
Unbelievable.
如果他能移过去一点 我就能看得更清楚
But if he'd move a little bit, I could see them better.
-艾德 -好
-Ed? -Yeah, yeah.
光线渐渐暗了
The light is starting to fade.
你能看着我的眼睛 直到我阖眼吗
Will you look deep into my eyes as I fade away?
当然可以 凯妮普
Absolutely, Katnip.
-艾德 往上看 -抱歉 我爱奶♥子♥
-Ed, up here. -Yeah? I'm sorry. I love them.
我是说我爱你 我爱全部的你
I mean, I love you. I love all of you.
我知道
I know.
永别了
Goodbye.
我
I'll...
我很快就会再见到你
I'll see you soon enough.
好的
Okay.
等等 那是什么意思
Wait, what's that supposed to mean?
凯妮普
Katnip?
你知道我不知道的吗 我是下一个吗
Hey, do you know something I don't? Am I next?
她死了 那样很怪
Yeah, she's dead, that'd be weird.
真的很怪 抱歉
That'd be weird. I'm sorry.
我想该打电♥话♥了
I think it's time we made the call.
崔西 我是布莱德利
Tracey, it's Bradley.
我不知道你是谁或你要做什么
I don't know who you are or what you want.
操 打错了
Fuck, I think I dialled the wrong number.
而我拥有的是特别的技能
What I do have are a particular set of skills.
如果你立刻还我女儿
If you give my daughter back to me now,
一切一笔勾销
that'll be the end of it.
但如果你不还
But if you don't...
-好 -我会
-Okay. -I will...
疯子
Crazy.
肯定不是崔西 我再打一次
Definitely not Tracey. Let me try again.
-喂 -崔西 我是布莱德利
-Hello? -Tracey, it's Bradley.
嘿 怎么了
Hey, man, what's wrong?
不知道
I don't know.
我爱的第一个女孩刚死了
The first girl I ever loved just died.
还目睹了你徒手杀死一个女孩
I watched you murder a girl with your bare hands.
真是生不如死
We're as good as dead.
而且最糟的是弄丢了最好的朋友
And the worst part is we lost our best friend.
就这么回事
That's what's wrong.
我帮不了忙 不过我愿意负点责任
I can't help but accept some responsibility for this.
对 不 这全要怪你
Yeah, no, I blame you for the majority of it.
真的吗 我搞砸了单身派对
Seriously? I mucked up the bachelor party.
害我们困在另一个奇怪的宇宙
I got us stuck in some weird alternate universe.
感觉像跌落管子底
This whole thing just went right down the tubes!
我连该死的蜈蚣人都没参与到
I didn't even get to be a part of the Human effing Centipede.
你刚说什么
What did you just say?
我不在乎那有多尴尬
I don't care how awkward it is,
分享消化系统是人生经验
sharing a gastric system is a life experience.
我多想能把这纳入剪贴簿啊
I could have scrapbooked about it.
不 在那之前
No, no, before that.
感觉像跌落管子底
This whole thing went down the tubes.
道格
Doug!
那是回顾画面吗
Are you having a flashback montage?
管子 我知道道格在哪 布莱德利
The tubes! I know where Doug is! Bradley!
-你们在哪 怎么回事 -布莱德利
-Where are you? What's going on? -Bradley!
布莱德利 布莱德利
Bradley? Bradley?
布莱德利 布莱德利
Bradley? Bradley?
嘿 崔西 我是艾德
Hey, Tracey! It's Ed!
艾德 到底发生什么事
Ed! Ed, what in the H-E-double hockey sticks is going on?
我们现在要去接道格
We're gonna go pick up Doug right now,
你这花美男别担心了
so don't you worry your pretty little man face about it.
但我们得走了 待会儿见 办
Okay, but we gotta go. We'll see you real soon, bye!
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