醉饿游戏

I can take a hit, Zach.
我也能打
I can give one, too.
准备挨打了吗
You ready for the thunder?
看我的
Well, here's the lightning!
噢 可恶 好痛
Oh, son of a hooker, that hurt!
-嘿 小心 -抱歉 我对天发誓什么都没看到
-Hey, watch it! -Sorry, I didn't see anything, I swear to God!
-我的手肘可能擦伤 -艾德
-My elbow may have grazed... -Ed.
嘿
Hey...
好
Okay.
你好吗
How are you?
-嘿 -嗨
-Hey... -Hi.
你
you.
你不记得我
You don't remember me.
我是凯妮普
It's Katnip.
凯妮普艾佛琳
Katnip Everlean.
抱歉 昨晚我们
I'm sorry. It's just that last night, we...
-你们喝醉了 -对
-You were wasted. -Yeah.
在抽签后 你们请我们喝酒
You guys bought us drinks after the Reaping.
你们说还要去跑趴 然后起身就走了
You said you were going district-hopping, and you up and left.
真是的 你们显然有酗酒问题
Jeez! You guys clearly have a drinking problem!
那是会说话的鸟
Is that a talking bird?
我是会说话的松鸦 你这鸟人
I'm a talking jay, you birdbrain.
就笨蛋来说 你笨得可以
For a nerd, you're pretty dumb.
抱歉 你了解它后 就知道它是好人
Sorry. He's really nice once you get to know him.
对 问你老妈就知道
Yeah, just ask your mom.
真没礼貌
That's rude.
走开 你觉得如何
Go away. How are you feeling, by the way?
除了强烈宿醉
Well, besides the raging hangover,
接下来的生死战
the free-for-all death match coming up,
和除不掉的口臭外
and the shit taste I can't get out of my mouth,
其实还不错
I'm actually doing great.
嘿 快看 阿呆和阿瓜来了
Hey, look, it's Dumb and Dumberer.
会说话的松鸦
A talking jay.
真高雅
So elegant.
嘿 把手拿开
Hey, get your mitts off me!
你在哪上的学 性骚扰大学吗
Where'd you go to school, Penn State?
哇 真是的
Wow, okay, yeah.
我现在根本不想去了解
I'm not even gonna try to process that right now.
不好意思
Excuse me?
我是凯妮普 布莱德利 昨晚见过
It's Katnip, Bradley. We met last night.
对 布莱德利
Yeah, Bradley.
好 关于昨晚
Yeah, right, okay. About last night,
你知道我们的朋友道格怎么了吗
do you have any idea what happened to our friend Doug?
不知道 但我今天醒来 就看到你们自愿参加了
No. But I did wake up today and I saw you all volunteered.
你们真勇敢
That was really brave of you.
那倒是真的
That is one word for it.
说真的 你们说了那么多
No, seriously. You guys were talking about it so much
真的鼓舞了我
you inspired me to do it.
所以我才代替我妹妹来参加
That's why I took my little sister's place.
蠢毙了 抱歉
That was stupid. Sorry.
你有妹妹
You have a little sister?
她喜欢满脸胡子 有点怪的男人吗
Is she into husky bearded guys with low-level personality disorders?
-漂亮 -我喜欢这女孩
-Nice! -I like this girl.
手比苹果还痛
That got more hand than apple.
各位参赛者请注意
Attention, battlers, battlers, battlers.
训练中心要关闭了
The training centre is now closed.
准备受死吧
It is time to die.
好好表现
Make that work.
那是我的名言"好好表现"
That's my catchphrase, you know. "Make that work."
哈罗 谁来帮帮忙
Hello? A little help here?
贡品发射站
20, 19, 18,
二十 十九 十八
十七
17,
十六
16,
十五
15,
十四
14...
-道格 -道格小子
-Doug! Dougie! -Doug man!
第四区
第六区
道格 道格
Doug? Doug?
道格
Doug!
第十区
道格 你在朋卜
Doug? Where are you, man?
他到底在朋卜
Where the fuck is he?
第十一区
道格 道格
-Doug? -Doug?
那是他吗
Was that him?
嘿 甜心
Hey, sweetheart.
我们在找一个白种男人 大约这么高 平凡无趣
Looking for a white guy, yea high, generic, unfunny,
容易被遗忘的男人 刚才那人是他吗
really forgettable. Was that him right now?
快点 跟我说话
Come on, talk to me.
她是该死的哑巴
She's a goddamn mute or something.
操你的 白男孩
Man, fuck you, white boy.
你们在这里做什么
What are you guys doing here?
你们必须立刻到你们的发射室里
You need to get to your tube room immediately.
-好 不必对我动手动脚 -哦 我的茶
-Okay, you don't have to manhandle me! -Oh, my tea!
你刚把茶倒在我的控制板上
You just got bubble tea all over my control panel.
把他带走
Get him out of here!
十六
16,
十五
15,
十四
14,
十三
13,
十二
12...
老天．你们饮食节制点好吗
Jeez, guys. Portion control much?
九
9,
八
8,
七
7,
五
5,
四
4,
三
3,
二
2,
一
1.
不 不要离开平台 会被炸得粉身碎骨
No, no, no! Don't step of fthe platform, we'll explode!
我的天
Oh, God.
我的天
Oh, God.
现在所有参赛者在性♥爱♥角前排好
Now the contestants line up before the Pornucopia,
直接挑选想拿的武器
no doubt picking out the weapons they wanna grab.
道格 你在朋卜
Doug, Doug, come on, man. Where are you?
他一定在帐篷的另一端
He must be on the other side of that tent full of...
那是什么 性♥爱♥武器
What are those? Sex weapons?
我们到底在哪
Where the fuck are we?
很荣幸跟大家报告 这些武器是由
This is a great time to mention that the weaponry has been provided by
性♥爱♥玩具皇后 激♥情♥维纳斯所提供
Delta Venus, Queen of the Sex Toys.
开始大开杀戒吧
Let the killing begin!
宿醉游戏 都城体育台
该死 快点 趁他没被杀死前找到他吧
Shit, come on! Maybe we can find him before he gets slaughtered.
我来吧 好的
I got this. Yeah.
操 我的腿筋 真该先拉筋的
Fuck! My hammie! I should've stretched!
真高要先拉筋的
Oh, I should've stretched first!
耶
Yeah!
可恶 白酒 我讨厌白酒
White wine! I hate white wine!
终极拳击手
好吧 用滚的
Okay, barrel roll!
真是的 你还好吗
Shit, really? Are you all right?
-至少告诉我那招看来很棒 -对
-At least tell me that looked awesome. -Yeah. Sure.
喔 是红番 击掌
Oh, it's a red man. High five?
不要吗 这个如何
No? How about this?
喜欢吗
You like?
把老二拿走 土包子
Put penis away, kemosabe.
那是贞操带吗
Is that labia?
-那是一只熊 -等等
-That is a bear! -Wait, wait, wait, wait!
等等 不
Wait, wait! No, no, no!
道格一定是从这里上来的 他在哪
Doug must have come up right here! Where is he?
操
Fuck!