老师不是人（1998）

该死！
Damn it! Goddamn it!
那叫助攻吗？你这小变♥态♥！
You call that blocking, you pussy-pukes?
该拦阻线卫！
You gotta pick up the linebacker!
该死的东西！下来！没屁♥眼♥的！
Goddamn it! Get off the fucking field, you limp-ass blowdicks!
周五你会死的很难看！很难看！
Consider yourselves dead Friday night! Dead!
拜托明天加把劲吧 史丹？
You gonna rejoin the living tomorrow, Stan?
对方一靠近
You've got to feel the pressure closing in on you!
就立刻传球
Then you get rid of the rock!
用心打！否则你就滚回去
Now get focused or get the fuck off my team!
妈的！算了
Shit! - Let it go.
没事敢来烦我小心罚你跑操场到天亮
This better be important or somebody's gonna be doing laps until sunrise.
什么事？
Yeah? What?
我尽快结束 我们就可以回家 时间不早了
Please let me finish this so we can go home. It's late.
巴太太 没钱买♥♥新电脑
Mrs Brummel, with all sadness, no new computers.
但是…
But
灌些新程式将就点用吧！
Get the service guy down here and get the old ones juiced.
泰先生 别做梦啦？
Mr Tate, you're dreaming.
去纽约校外教学 怎么可能
Absolutely no field trips to New York City.
你不懂我意思…
I don't think that you understand.
不准离开本州 计划重做
You're not getting out of Ohio. Rethink it.
最后一项欧森太太…
And, finally, Mrs Olson.
今年没钱办音乐剧
There's just no money for a musical this year.
我敢打赌足球队会有新球衣和新设备？
But I bet the football team gets their new jerseys and their new equipment.
Tate先生你周五晚上有去看球赛吗？
Have you seen the football stadium on a Friday night, Mr Tate?
全镇的人都去 让我提醒你 本镇热爱足球
The entire town is there. This is a football town, let me remind you,
不错 球队会有新球衣新护膝...
and, yes, the team will get new jerseys and new knee pads...
还有新护甲 基于教育的立场球队要什么我们都给
and new jock straps and anything else they want in the name of education...
这是校董会的意思
because that is what the school board wants.
是家长们的意思
Because that is what the parents in this town want.
对不起！
I'm sorry.
我也无能为力
My frustrated hands are tied.
我不懂为何不买♥♥新电脑
I don't see why we can't have a few new computers...
让学生学点东西
so the children will learn a little set up.
翠克校长 戏剧社期待能演新戏码
Miss Drake, the Drama Club had their heart set on Guys and Dolls this year.
可以但要用去年的舞台布景
Well... maybe if they use last year's set from Our Town.
妈的 钥匙忘了 我回去拿
Shit, I forgot my keys. I have to go back.
明早见 欧太太
See you in the morning, Mrs Olson.
威利教练 有事吗？
Coach Willis. What can I do for you?
你今晚看起来真美
You look... very, very pretty tonight,
翠克小姐. - 教练你喝酒了？
Miss Drake. - Have you been drinking, Coach?
抱歉打搅你,但是
I'm sorry to bother you, but...
我一直找不到铅笔
I can't seem to find a pencil.
你不需要笔 教练 你需要睡一觉
You don't need a pencil, Coach. You need a good night's sleep.
给我笔. - 去睡吧教练
I need a pencil. - Sleep it off, Coach.
你有笔吗？
Do you have a pencil?
天啊！我有笔！有一堆笔
Jesus Christ, yes, I have a pencil. I have plenty of pencils.
好了 拿着笔回家吧 很晚了
Look, why don't you and your pencil go home. It's late.
你今晚看起来真美
You look... very, very pretty tonight.
性骚扰不是闹着玩的 教练 你有读过教师手册么？
Harassment has a really fine line, Coach. Haven't you read your handbook?
俺早就想这么干♥你♥了
I've always wanted to do that.
翠克小姐请
Would Miss Drake please report...
回校长室
to the principal's office?
我忘了拿成绩册. - 开门！威利攻击我
I forgot my grade book. - Unlock the door! Coach Willis attacked me!
开门！该死！ - 我没带钥匙
Unlock the door, goddamn it! - I don't have my keys.
我去求救 -不别丢下我
Let me get help. - No, don't leave me!
你钥匙呢？ - 什么？
Where are your keys? - Wait
在办公室
In the office.
欧森太太我现在去拿
I'm gonna get my keys now, Mrs Olson.
让我去求救. - 不请继续跟我说话
Please, let me get help. - No, just talk to me, okay?
翠克小姐…
Miss Drake...
你要小心点
please be careful.
他疯了
He's insane.
翠克小姐 他来了
Miss Drake, he's coming!
快！快！
Hurry! Hurry!
快！翠克小姐 快！
Hurry, Miss Drake! Hurry!
快！
Hurry!
妈的！ -不
Shit! - No!
快！
Hurry!
救救我
Help me!
变♥态♥！
Prick.
早想这么做了
I always wanted to do that.
（黄蜂之家海林顿高中）
（持学习驾照）
臭婊♥子♥！
You fucking bitch!
你搞什么啊？
What the hell were you doing?
就这样好吗？
Whatever. All right?
（凯西）
抱歉！我的错
Sorry. My fault.
去死吧！凯西
Crash and burn, Casey.
（丝多丽）
给我下车！蠢婊♥子♥！
Get out of the fucking car, you stupid bitch!
可恶！
Goddamn you!
没事吧？没长眼睛啊？
You okay? - Walk much?
是你撞上我的 臭女人
You ran into me, beast.
既然我们穿一样制♥服♥
Okay, now listen up. Since we're all wearing the same uniforms,
头发也要一样
let's keep the hair the same.
不喷胶 不作怪 要优雅
No hair spray, no teasing, just elegant.
（狄莱拉）
自然就是美
Simple. Great. - Hey.
小心！这是名牌唇膏花72分钟擦的
Stan, watch it. Those are Estee Lauder lips. Takes 72 minutes to apply.
抱歉
Sorry.
能聊聊吗？现在不行
Hey, can we talk? - I can't right now.
校刊头条还没写 这很重要
I need a new headline for the school paper. It's important.
我也很忙 - 是啊 亲爱的
So is this. - I'm sure you think so, honey.
我们之间的事搞不好能写成头条
In fact... it could be just the story you're looking for.
总编是什么你懂吗？
Do the words "editor-in-chief" mean anything to you?
找新闻是我的事 好么？
Leave the news to me, okay?
再见
Later.
女人只会坏事
That chick weakens legs, meat.
（史丹）
一 二 三 - 不 不要旗杆
One, two, three - No, not the pole!
再撞一次
,Yeah, do it again!
不好意思
Excuse me.
办公室在哪 我第一天来
Could you please tell me where the office is? It's my first day here.
谢谢 我叫玛莉贝丝
Thank you. I'm Marybeth Louise Hutchinson.
你鼻环真美 跟你眼睛好配
I really love what you've done with your nose ring. It brings out the colour in your eyes.
（玛莉贝丝）
没用的东西！
You're such a fucking pussy.
卡你！卡你！
fuck you! fuck you!
卡你！
Fuck you!
那不像我
Dude, that's not me.
一点也不像
Doesn't even look like me.
50块？
It's fifty bucks, right?
有像我吗？
Does that look like me?
全新的你
It's the new you.
这玩意保证能过关？
I don't know, man. How do we know these things are even gonna work?
相信我 我聪明过人
Trust me, man. I'm brilliant.
聪明还留级？
Then why are you repeating your senior year?
好 这样吧
All right, look, man.
再送你些这个
I'll throw in a couple hits of this.
“神力笔”独家配方
Scat. My own recipe.
保证爽死你
Guaranteed to jack you up.
（齐克）
用鼻子吸吗？
Up the nose, right?
什么方法都行
Whatever works, man.
操
Fuck.
抱歉 泰先生
Excuse me, Mr Tate.
（教职员休息室）
哈瑞 要记住…
Try to remember, Harry,
放映机上面有刺
the projector's got teeth.
很尖的刺
Sharp ones.
使用危险设备就该给我们危险津贴
We should be getting hazard pay for this sort of faulty equipment.
是啊
Yeah, right.
早！海小姐
Hey, good morning, Miss Harper.
周末我打给你