南方公园：新冠之后：新冠回归（2021）

And see, that's your Stoney Duck NFT.
看, 这就是你的 Stoney Duck NFT
Nobody can take that from you, okay?
没有人可以从你这裡拿走, 好吗?
Now, here we are at the top and we find investors
现在, 我们处于领先地位, 我们找到了投资者
for all the other Stoney Duck NFTs.
对于所有其他 Stoney Duck NFT
Then those people will get people to buy
然后那些人会让人买♥♥
their Stoney Duck NFTs.
他们的 Stoney Duck NFT
And then they go and find buyers for their NFTs!
然后他们去为他们的 NFT 寻找买♥♥家!
And you know what? Fuck these people!
你知道吗? 操这些人!
'Cause what matters is these people right here
因为重要的是这些人就在这裡
and that's us, baby!
那就是我们, 宝贝!
Okay, you all just sit for a minute and think about it.
好吧, 你们都坐一分钟想一想
I gotta piss like a racehorse!
我要像赛马一样撒尿!
Loo, loo, loo
呸呸呸
Loo, loo, loo
呸呸呸
Loo, loo, loo
呸呸呸
Loo, loo, loo
呸呸呸
Loo, loo, loo
厕所, 厕所, 厕所
Loo, loo, loo
呸呸呸
Butters. - Aah!
巴特斯 - 啊!
Butters!
巴特斯!
Butters, what the hell? You're getting pee everywhere!
巴特斯, 到底是什麽? 你到处撒尿!
Who the heck are you, man?!
你到底是谁, 伙计?!
You trying to see my dick?! - Butters, Butters.
你想看看我的傢伙?! - 巴特斯, 巴特斯
It's me. Eric Cartman.
是我 阿ㄆㄧㄚˇ·卡特曼
Well...
好...
You got the wrong guy, Mr. Cartman.
你找错人了, 卡特曼先生
My name's Vic. Vic Chaos.
我叫维克 维克混沌
Your name is Butters and I wanna know how you're helping Kyle.
你叫巴特斯, 我想知道你是如何帮助凯子的
Oh, you mean the guy from the asylum earlier.
哦, 你是说之前从庇护所来的那个人
Sure, he gave me a piece of paper so I could escape.
当然, 他给了我一张纸, 这样我就可以逃跑了
Nice guy. Why don't I get you two
好人 我为什麽不让你们两个
together maybe for a little chin wiggle
在一起也许是为了稍微摆动下巴
over lunch or something...
吃午饭什麽的...
Goddamn it, Butters, stop playing games!
该死的, 巴特斯, 别再玩游戏了!
My entire family is in danger of being wiped out,
我全家有被消灭的危险,
and I swear to God if you don't help me,
如果你不帮助我, 我向上帝发誓,
Butters, I will rip your fucking balls off
巴特斯, 我会把你♥他♥妈♥的球扯下来
with my bare hands!
用我的双手!
Oh, hamburgers...
哦, 汉堡...
We are all
我们都是
You and me
你和我
Livin' in the future
活在未来
We can't get stuff
我们拿不到东西
'Cause boats are late...
因为船晚了...
Stan, dude, what are you doing? This isn't gonna help.
屎蛋, 伙计, 你在做什麽? 这不会有帮助
Trust me, Kyle. It helps.
相信我, 凯子 它有助于
Wish I could go back to the present
希望我能回到现在
But my present just done up and gone
但我的礼物刚刚完成并消失了
I mean, what are we even doing, Kyle?
我的意思是, 我们到底在做什麽, 凯子?
Thinking we can time travel. - We are all
认为我们可以时间旅行 - 我们都是
It's the future. - You and me...
这是未来 - 你和我...
We can't even find aluminum foil.
我们甚至找不到铝箔
Well, you can't just sit here and drink.
好吧, 你不能只是坐在这裡喝酒
Your liver is... already in trouble.
你的肝脏... 已经有问题了
Who told you that?
谁告诉你的?
My Alexa said that your Alexa had some info
我的 艾丽莎 说你的 艾丽莎 有一些信息
on things... - Oh, so now
事情... - 哦, 那麽现在
our Alexas are talking, great.
我们的 艾丽莎 正在说话, 太好了
Let's face it, dude. It's over. The fucking future won.
让我们面对现实吧, 伙计 结束了 该死的未来赢了
It's Wendy.
是温蒂
Wendy, we haven't found him.
温迪, 我们还没有找到他
I don't know if we're gonna find Butters in time.
我不知道我们是否能及时找到巴特斯
No, guys, it's okay.
不, 伙计们, 没关係
Come back to the school, we're ready to start!
回到学校, 我们准备开始!
But I thought we needed Butters to log into the machines.
但我认为我们需要 Butters 来登录机器
Yeah, but it's all good.
是的, 但一切都很好
He's here. Butters is here!
他在这裡 巴特斯来了!
It's Vic. Vic Chaos! Happy to help however I can.
是维克 维克混沌! 乐于助人, 尽我所能
What do you mean Butters is there? He just showed up?!
你是什麽意思巴特斯在那儿? 他才出现?!
No, it's all good, Kyle. Eric Cartman brought him over.
不, 一切都很好, 凯子 阿ㄆㄧㄚˇ卡特曼把他带了过来
He's back helping us again. - Lemme-lemme talk to him.
他又回来帮助我们了 - 让我来和他谈谈
Yeah, Kyle, it's all good.
是的, 凯子, 一切都很好
We got things under control here.
我们在这裡控制住了事情
Cartman, listen to me very carefully.
卡特曼, 仔细听我说
Butters has some kind of power over people.
巴特斯对人有某种权力
You guys aren't safe!
你们不安全!
Uh, yes, about 12:30.
嗯, 是的, 大约 12:30
Did you hear what I said? Butters is extremely dangerous!
你听到我说的话了吗? 巴特斯是极其危险的!
Yes, Kyle, I totally got that.
是的, 凯子, 我完全明白
You know what us Jews say.
你知道我们犹太人怎麽说
What are you going to do, fat-ass?
你要做什麽, 胖子?
Sounds good, Kyle.
听起来不错, 凯子
I'll get Butters on it right away.
我会马上得到巴特斯
Cartman? Cartman?!
卡特曼? 卡特曼?!
All right, Vic. Do your thing.
好的, 维克 做你的事
Hey, everyone! Can I have your attention, please!
嘿大家! 我能不能引起你的注意, 拜託!
I have something really important to tell you.
我有很重要的事情要告诉你
Wendy?! Token?!
温蒂?! 令牌?!
You guys?! Shit!
你们?! 拉屎!
We have to get there before Butters
我们必须在巴特斯之前到达那裡
ruins everything. - Let's go!
毁了一切 - 我们走吧!
Alexa! Find the fastest route back to the lab!
艾丽莎! 找到返回实验室的最快路线!
Fuck you.
去你的
Wh-What?
什-什麽?
We've just been sitting here talking.
我们只是坐在这裡聊天
I learned a whole lot of interesting stuff about you.
我学到了很多关于你的有趣的东西
Yeah. Pretty fucking interesting.
是的 真♥他♥妈♥有趣
What-- like, like what?
什麽 - 像什麽?
What have-what have you guys been talking about?
有什麽 - 你们在谈论什麽?
Fucking-- Our friends are in danger!
操 - 我们的朋友有危险!
Alexa, start the car!
艾丽莎, 启动汽车!
Do you know your friend Stan
你认识你的朋友屎蛋吗
has an annual Amazon Prime membership?
有年度亚马逊Prime会员资格吗?
Alexa, stop. - You fucking stop!
艾丽莎, 停下 - 你♥他♥妈♥的住手!
You stop being a fucking monster to the people around you!
对周围的人来说, 你不再是他妈的怪物!
Fuck you, I didn't do anything!
妈的, 我什麽都没做!
Yeah, you never do fucking anything!
是的, 你♥他♥妈♥的从不做任何事!
You expect me to do everything for you!
你希望我为你做一切!
All you fucking do is hurt people!
你♥他♥妈♥的就是伤害人!
Jesus fucking Christ! - Your friends don't even like you!
耶稣他妈的基♥督♥! - 你的朋友甚至不喜欢你!
I have to deal with your bullshit!
我必须对付你的废话!
Tell her it's all your fault and you're gonna get therapy!
告诉她这都是你的错, 你会得到治疗!
It's my fault and I'm gonna get therapy!
这是我的错, 我要接受治疗!
Tell her you already found a therapist
告诉她你已经找到了治疗师
and you're gonna start tomorrow!
你明天就要开始了!
I already found a good therapist.
我已经找到了一个好的治疗师
I'm gonna start tomorrow!
我明天开始!
Fuck...
他妈的...
I'm sorry.
对不起
Fuck. Fuck.
他妈的 他妈的
I'm gonna get therapy, too, Alexa.
我也要接受治疗, 艾丽莎
Can you start the car, please?
请问你可以发动汽车吗?
Whatever.
任何
By the way, Kyle, I found a great deal
顺便说一句, 凯子, 我发现了很多
on an electronic peppermill. Would you like to know more?
在电子胡椒磨上 你想知道更多吗?
Why would I need an electronic peppermill?
为什麽我需要一个电子胡椒磨?
What the fuck is wrong with you?!
你♥他♥妈♥的怎麽了?!
Guys! Over here!
伙计们! 这边!
Wendy, what happened? - Nothing yet.
温蒂, 发生了什麽事? - 还没有
But I'm seeing what else is dropping today
但我看到今天还有什麽在下降