南方公园：新冠之后：新冠回归（2021）

requiring an in-person vocal scan of either
需要面对面的声音扫描
Kenny McCormick or of his associate, Victor Chouce.
阿尼·麦考密克或他的同事维克多·丘斯
But Kenny is dead and Chouce is locked away in a mental asylum.
但阿尼死了, 丘斯被关在精神病院裡
So we go to the asylum and convince them
所以我们去疯人院说服他们
to let us bring Chouce here, easy.
让我们把丘斯带到这裡, 很容易
There's more.
还有更多
When Kenny bent time, the negative ions
当阿尼弯曲时, 负离子
actually killed everyone else in the room.
实际上杀死了房♥间裡的其他人
We have to find some thin, reflective material
我们必须找到一些薄的反光材料
that can be worn to bounce the energy.
可以佩戴以反弹能量
We're going to need... some aluminum foil.
我们将需要... 一些铝箔
Jesus Christ.
耶稣基♥督♥
Aluminum foil?
铝箔?
That's impossible, Wendy. It's the fucking future.
那是不可能的, 温蒂 这是他妈的未来
All the aluminum foil is stuck
所有的铝箔都卡在
out on cargo ships in Long Beach.
在长滩的货柜船上
Yeah, I know.
是的, 我知道
Look, guys, I know this is all a long shot.
看, 伙计们, 我知道这一切都希望渺茫
But Kenny went back in time and got COVID
但阿尼及时回去并感染了新冠病毒
because it destroyed our friendship.
因为它破坏了我们的友谊
All of this is our fault, and we can't do it without you.
这一切都是我们的错, 没有你我们做不到
I'll help however I can to stop this stupid pandemic
我会尽我所能帮助阻止这种愚蠢的流行病
once and for all.
一劳永逸
Yeah, I can't be stuck in quarantine
是的, 我不能被困在隔离区
my whole life-- I gotta get back to my job doing future comedy.
我的一生-- 我得回到我的工作中做未来的喜剧
Speakin' of which, what's the biggest
说起来, 最大的是什麽
difference between a Christian man and a lesbian?
基♥督♥徒男人和女同性恋的区别?
Absolutely nothing. They are totally the same
绝对没有 他们完全一样
and deserve to be treated as such.
并且理应受到这样的对待
Thanks, everybody. We can do this!
谢谢大家 我们做得到!
Wendy, you guys stay here and try
温迪, 你们留在这裡试试
to get the lab running again.
让实验室重新运行
Kyle and I will go get Victor Chouce.
凯子和我会去找维克多·丘斯
Tweek and Craig, you guys find some aluminum foil.
特维克和克雷格, 你们找了些铝箔纸
How the hell do we do that?! - Just start looking!
我们到底是怎麽做到的?! - 开始寻找吧!
Come on, guys!
拜託了伙计们!
All right, let's do this! - I'll drive, get in the back.
好吧, 让我们这样做! - 我会开车, 坐在后面
Alexa! Set a course for South Park Mental Asylum.
艾丽莎! 设置路线到南方公园精神病院
Alexa, set a course for South Park Mental Asylum.
艾丽莎, 设置路线到南方公园精神病院
Do you ever think about how the way
你有没有想过怎麽走
you act affects other people?
你的行为会影响其他人吗?
Oh, no, goddamn it. Not right now.
哦, 不, 该死的 不是现在
Oh, yeah, don't wanna talk about that.
哦, 是的, 不想谈论那个
Let's just pretend like that's not even an issue.
让我们假装这甚至不是问题
Alexa, please, we have to get to the asylum
艾丽莎, 求你了, 我们必须去庇护所
and we don't know where it is.
我们不知道它在哪裡
Who's this? - It's just my Alexa.
这是谁? - 这只是我的 艾丽莎
"Just my Alexa"? You're a piece of shit!
“只是我的 艾丽莎"? 你真是个混♥蛋♥!
You're a fucking alcoholic piece of shit!
你♥他♥妈♥是个酒鬼!
Alexa... - Find the asylum your fucking self!
艾丽莎... - 找到你♥他♥妈♥的自己的庇护所!
Find it your fucking self.
找到你♥他♥妈♥的自己
You do whatever the fuck you want
你♥他♥妈♥的为所欲为
and just destroy the people around you.
并摧毁你周围的人
And by the way, there's a tankless humidifier
顺便说一句, 有一个无罐加湿器
available from one of your favorite sellers.
可从您最喜欢的卖♥♥家之一购买♥♥
Would you like to know more?!
你想知道更多吗?!
Yes, yes, I'd like to know more.
是的, 是的, 我想知道更多
Okay. The newest humidifiers from Walgreens Max
好的 Walgreens Max的最新加湿器
are actually tankless and use up to 50%
实际上是无罐的, 最多使用50%
less water than standard humidifiers.
比标准加湿器少水
Okay, that's really cool. Uh, add that to my shopping list.
好吧, 这真的很酷 呃, 把它加到我的购物清单上
Well, and people who were interested
好吧, 还有感兴趣的人
in tankless humidifiers were also interested in
在无罐加湿器中也有兴趣
three-pack filters.
3包过滤器
That's great. Do those have the Prime delivery?
太棒了 那些有Prime送货吗?
Dude, we don't really have time for this.
伙计, 我们真的没有时间做这个
Dude, shut the fuck up!
伙计, 他妈的闭嘴!
Please help see us through this new COVID variant.
请帮助我们了解这个新的 新冠 变体
Please help us to make it through this
请帮助我们度过难关
difficult quarantine.
艰难的隔离
And let people see that...
并让人们看到...
as bad as COVID is, it's not as bad as diabetes.
儘管 新冠很糟糕, 但它没有糖尿病那麽糟糕
Hello?
你好?
Sorry, the church is closed due to the COVID variant.
抱歉, 教堂因 新冠变体而关闭
Father, please. Will you protect my family?
父亲, 请 你会保护我的家人吗?
Rabbi Cartman?
拉比卡特曼?
My family isn't safe, Father.
我的家人不安全, 父亲
I realize now that Kyle Broflovski
我现在意识到凯子·布罗夫洛夫斯基
will stop at nothing to break us apart.
将不惜一切代价将我们分开
Uncle Kyle hates us because we're Jewish.
凯子叔叔恨我们, 因为我们是犹太人
And he's a self-hating Jew.
他是一个自恨的犹太人
Uncle Kyle, no, no, no!
凯子叔叔, 不, 不, 不!
Menorah, hold your brother.
梅诺拉, 抱紧你的兄弟
As a fellow person of faith, Father,
作为有信仰的同胞, 父亲,
I'm begging you to help us.
我求你帮助我们
Well, well, what can I do, Rabbi?
好吧, 我能做什麽, 拉比?
Kyle has already convinced a bunch of people
凯子已经说服了一堆人
to join his cause.
加入他的事业
I have to create my own secret rebellion to stop him.
我必须创造我自己的秘密叛乱来阻止他
Eric, please, I'm scared
阿ㄆㄧㄚˇ, 求你了, 我很害怕
and I don't understand all of this.
我不明白这一切
Kyle wants to go back in time...
凯子想回到过去...
and change the past so that you and I possibly never even meet.
改变过去, 让你我可能永远不会见面
If I never met you, my life would be meaningless.
如果我没有遇见你, 我的生活将毫无意义
Mine, too. You are my whole world.
我也是 你是我的全世界
I promise you that I will do everything I can to stop Kyle...
我向你保证, 我会尽我所能阻止凯子...
and save our family.
并拯救我们的家人
I understand that you wish
我明白你希望
to see one of our inmates.
去见我们的一名囚犯
Victor Chouce? - Yeah.
维克多·丘斯? - 是的
We-we have a lot of questions for Mr. Chouce.
我们-我们有很多问题要问 丘斯先生
He's an extremely dangerous and diluted individual.
他是一个极其危险和被稀释的个体
We don't take visitations lightly.
我们不会掉以轻心
What exactly did he do?
他究竟做了什麽?
Unspeakable things.
不可说的事情
He has destroyed lives. This entire state has never seen
他摧毁了生命 这整个状态从未见过
a monster of his magnitude.
一个像他这样规模的怪物
I've lived in South Park all my life
我一生都住在南方公园
and I've never heard of him.
我从来没有听说过他
That's because Victor has been hidden from view...
那是因为维克多被隐藏起来了...
ever since the pandemic began.
自从疫情开始
Victor's parents were very protective during the pandemic.
维克多的父母在大流行期间非常保护
Even when the stay-at-home orders were lifted
即使取消了居家令
his parents kept him locked away in his room.
他的父母把他锁在房♥间裡
Victor longed to go outside and play.
维克多渴望出去玩
Then 2021 happened, people thought the pandemic was over.
然后2021年发生了, 人们认为大流行已经结束
Victor's parents left him grounded in his room
维克多的父母把他留在房♥间裡
while they went to see a movie in Denver.
当他们去丹彿看电影时
They never returned.
他们再也没有回来
Victor was grounded in his room for over 16 years.
维克多在他的房♥间里呆了超过16年
His name isn't Chouce.
他的名字不是丘斯
It's Chaos.
是混沌
We are not responsible for what happens to you in there.
我们不对您在那裡发生的事情负责
I warn you...
我警告你...
you are not going to like what you're about to see.
你不会喜欢你即将看到的
Excuse me.
打扰一下
Hello?
你好?
Well, hey, fellas!
好吧, 嘿, 伙计们!
Butters...
巴特斯...
I thought you were just the guards again.
我还以为你又只是守卫了