导购女郎（2005）

Oh, hey, you look... You look good, too.
- 再见 - 杰瑞米？
See you later. Hey, Jeremy?
什么事？
Yeah?
你是那种需要花时间去了解
Are you the kind of person that takes time to get to know,
然后，一旦你了解了他们 发现是他们很棒的那种人么？
and then, once you get to know them...
They're fabulous?
- 是的，绝对是
Yes. Yes. Absolutely. (LAUGHING) Okay.
什么？是的
What? Yes.
- 好的 - 好的
Okay. Okay.
好吧
No... Okay.
我爱你 好了，晚安吧！
I love you. No kiss. Good night.
晚安
Good night.
- 晚安！
(YELLS) Night! (SIGHS)
(KEYS JANGLE)
(SIGHS)
你瞧，苏珊 你丈夫无法理解的是
WOMAN: (ON RADIO) You see, Susan,
your husband doesn't understand
快乐的回味对女人很重要
that it's afterglow that's important to a woman. SUSAN: Uh-huh.
- 甚至比性本身都重要
Much more important than the sex act itself. Hmm.
- 女人需要被拥抱的
A woman needs to be held.
科学研究显示
Even if, and science has shown this,
- 即使被她不在乎的人拥抱
it's by someone she doesn't care about. Uh-huh.
都会有菏尔蒙分泌 并且菏尔蒙分泌水平
Protective hormones are released,
and the amount of hormones released
取决于她被拥抱的程度
depend on the degree to which she is held. Hmm.
最好的是完全地拥抱
The first and best is the complete surround.
他张开双臂抱紧你 小声告诉你有多么美丽
He wraps you in both arms,
whispers how beautiful you are.
次一点的是一只胳膊搂住你
Second-best is the arm around.
他在你旁边，一只胳膊搂紧你
He's next to you, but with one arm around you. Uh-huh.
再次一点的是 他只用手肘挽着紧靠着你
Third is, he's just next to you on his elbow,
他的一只手放在你的小肚肚上 并且看着你
but he rests his hand on your stomach and looks at you.
最后是你把你的头依偎靠在他的胸膛上
Fourth is, you snuggling up to him
而他正仰看苍穹
with your head on his chest... Hmm.
...while he looks away into space.
当最棒的那种拥抱发生时 你会感觉你是幸福的女人
But when the first best happens,
you feel completely, wonderfully, like a woman.
(CLEARS THROAT)
MAN: (ON TV) Once a year, we have to feed
our crocs a whole carcass. (SIGHS)
上帝啊，好吧
(SOFTLY) God, okay.
(DIAL TONE)
From the skin, fur, bones... (PHONE RINGS)
杰瑞米？
Jeremy?
Around a wild crocodile
- 杰瑞米？
because I've been within strike range. Jeremy?
But I know he's got a mouthful of pig.
He's bringing it up into the shallows.
杰瑞米？
Jeremy?
We've never seen him do it before. Let's hope he does it.
He'll pick it up out of the water,
杰瑞米！
sink his teeth into it, and then...
喔啊
(OVER PHONE) Jeremy?
Wow.
(TV PLAYING)
杰瑞米！
Jeremy!
Watch this. Here we go.
See his tail sticking up? Oh, he's ripped it.
Whoo! Right, here he goes again!
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
Yeah!
(DIALING)
你好，你好，你好，你好，你好
JEREMY: (SIGHS) Hello, hello, hello, hi, hello...
- 你好？ - 你好，嘿
Hello? Hello. Hey.
是，是杰瑞米么？
(LAUGHS) Is this...
是
Is this Jeremy? Yeah.
- 你知道我是谁吗？ - 知道，是米拉贝尔
Do you know who this is?
Yeah. It's Mirabelle.
你特意给我打电♥话♥么？
Did you just dial me?
是的
Yeah.
你知道刚才...
Uh... Did you know that...
- 恩... - 恩... 怎么了？
Um... Um... What?
恩
Uh... That you what?
- 怎么了？ - 恩...
- 噢... - 什么？
That, uh... Oh...
没什么
What? Nothing.
- 噢 - 噢，天啊
Oh.
(SOFTLY) Oh, God.
那好，恩...
Okay, well, um,
米拉贝尔...
Mirabelle...
我十分想知道 你能否让我去你那里
I was wondering if you want me to come over.
- 行啊 - 行？
Yeah. Yeah?
我正好没什么事情
Yeah. Um, I'm just hanging out, really.
- 是么，太好了 - 好
Oh, great. Yeah.
- 那我一会过去 - 好吧
Okay, I'm gonna come over then. Okay.
- 大约什么时候？ - 恩...
(STUTTERS) Like, when?
我刚才有好些事情要做，所以...
Well, um...
I'm in the middle of a lot of things right now, so...
大约十分钟那样吧
(CLICKS TONGUE)
Maybe like, 10 minutes?
(DOOR BUZZES)
嗨
Hi.
嗨
Hi.
- 我带来了点油炸食品 - 我知道
I brought fries.
I can tell.
你怎么知道？
How could you tell?
- 我透过袋子看到的啊 - 噢，对啊，它们很不错的
I can see through the bag.
Oh, yeah. They're really good.
- 快进来 - 啊？好啊
Come on in. Yeah? Great. (GRUNTS)
地方不错啊，伙计
Oh, great place, man.
(SIGHS)
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
- 对不起，对不起，对不起
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
- 没什么，那间是卧室么？ - 什么？
Sorry. That's okay. Hey, is that the bedroom?
What? Yeah.
- 是的 - 是么？
Yeah? Mmm.
(BOTH MOANING)
- 我们需要一个避孕套 - 噢，我有，我有，我有
We'll need a condom. Oh, oh. I got it, I got it, I got it.
- 噢，妈的 - 怎么了？
Oh, shit. What?
- 是个薄荷糖 - 什么？
It's a mint.
What?
我... 我拿错了
I... I grabbed the wrong package.
是个薄荷糖，不是套子
It's a mint, not a condom.
- 你这有么？ - 不
Do you have one? No.
我真蠢
This is stupid.
有办法了
Ooh, yeah!
你有食品袋么？
Do you have, um, a baggie?
- 什么？ - 如果有的话
What?
If you had, like, a jiffy baggie,
那，我就可以，用它，你知道的
well, I could, like, use that, you know?
噢，不行
Oh, God.
(SIGHS) You're going to have to go and get one.
- 我看你得出去弄一个 - 好吧，酷
Okay. Cool.
- 你放在哪里了？ - 什么？
Where do you keep them? What?
食品袋 你放在哪里了？
The jiffy baggies, where do you keep them?
不，要套子
No, a condom.
真扫兴啊
Kind of breaks the romantic mood.
你想只是拥抱么？
Do you want to just hug?
好
Yeah.
朋友，打扰一下？
Say, excuse me, bro?
(DOOR OPENS) (DOOR CLOSES)
- 真快啊 - 是啊
That was quick. Yeah.
- 从哪得到的？ - 我刚出门
Where'd you get it?
Well, I was out there, and I bumped into your neighbor, Kenny.
就碰到了你的邻居 我就问他有没有
I just asked him if he had any...
- 噢，天哪 -..他正好有
Oh, God. And that's so great.
你还想做么？
Do you still want to do it?
想要按♥摩♥么？
Do you want a massage?
(BOTH MOANING AND KISSING)
(MEOWS)
- 噢！ - 怎么了？
Ow! Ow. What? What happened?
- 什么东西碰到了我的蛋蛋 - 什么东西
Someone's hitting my balls. Someone?
- 坏蛋希薇亚！
(CAT MEOWS) Bad Sylvia!
Ow.
我很抱歉 哦，你还好吧？
I'm sorry. Ow! Are you okay?
没事，就像是有人朝我丢个棉花糖一样
Yeah, it's like someone throwing marshmallows at me.
- 哦 - 还能继续...？
Ow. Are you okay to...
是的 这常常发生吗？
Yeah. Does this happen often?
是的，每天晚上
Yeah. Every night.
也许我该回去了
Maybe I should just go home.
不
No. No, stay.
不，呆在这
扩音器真是没人在意
Amplifiers are so underappreciated.
什么？
What?