施虐诡计（2019）

and Kevin, he plays guitar and he does samples,
然后他编鼓
and then he programs the drums.
他编鼓
He programs the drums?
是的 在电脑上
Yeah, on the computer.
所以没有鼓手
So there's no drummer?
没有鼓手
No, no, no, no drummer.
少一个人少点事儿
Just one more person to fucking flake out.
这个乐队叫什么名字
And what's the name of this band?
病态歼灭者
Morbid Annihilator.
病态歼灭者
Morbid Annihilator?
我们还折中了呢
It was a compromise.
这个名字 你们是金属乐队吗
So given that name, is it metal,
是激流金属 还是死亡金属
is it thrash metal, or death metal?
高声尖叫
Like the high-pitched screaming
还是低沉的饼干怪兽的咆哮
or the like low Cookie Monster growl?
饼干怪兽究竟是怎么回事
What is it with the fucking Cookie Monster thing anyway?
你不是第一个这么说的人
You're not the first person to say that.
你明明可以把金属唱法比作的任何声音
Of all the sounds that you could compare a metal scream to,
但每个人都他妈会说起这个儿童角色
everybody fucking says this dumb kids' character.
我不明白
I don't get it.
我喜欢饼干怪兽 我只是
I like Cookie Monster, I was just...
那是什么 是你的日记吗
So what is that anyways, is it your diary?
不是
No, it's not.
不 这不是日记
No, it's not a diary.
那是什么
Well, then what is it?
是歌♥词的草稿
It's drawings, lyrics.
能给我听听吗
Can I hear a song?
我们还在准备新作品
You know, we're still working on some new stuff so.
给我听听旧歌♥呗
So show me something old.
我去
Shit.
那很有趣
That was interesting.
你不喜欢
You hate it.
我绝对没有不喜欢 只是
I definitely don't hate it, it's just--
如果你讨厌它也没关系 大多数人都讨厌它
It's okay if you hate it, most people hate it.
它很特别
It's unique.
会说话
Good save.
那你的目标是什么 你想成为一名专业人士吗
So what's the goal, do you wanna be a professional?
有专业人士吗
Is there a professional?
有点吧
Yeah, kinda.
我不知道 这很愚蠢
I guess, I don't know, it's stupid.
说说嘛
Just tell me.
听着 你只需要知道一件事
Look, the only thing that you need to know
地下金属的本质呢
about the underground metal scene is that it is full
就是一群伪颠覆性的朋克
of a bunch of pseudo-subversive crust punks
指甲下没有一点污垢
who don't have a speck of dirt under their fingernails
在他们愚蠢的脑袋里也没有一点想法
or an original thought in their stupid fucking skin heads,
他们整天在网上
and they sit around on the Internet all day
想让别人给他们的表演作点评论
trying to get somebody to say something about them
因为他们就是一群没有内涵的家伙
'cause they have nothing to say about themselves.
我知道这种人
Yeah, I know the type.
去弄那玩意真是累死人了
It's just exhausting trying to keep up with that shit
因为这和音乐完全无关
because it has nothing to do with music.
好像再也没有什么是神圣的了
It's like nothing is sacred anymore.
你知道吗
You know?
再也没有真正的怪胎了
It's like there's no real freaks.
当然 有些人会站在舞台上
Sure, there are guys who'll stand up on stage
把一只死去的小猫当成抹布一样拧
and wring out a dead kitten like a dish rag.
但以前有人会在没观众的时候也那样做
But there used to be guys who would do that when nobody
他们就想看看结果会如何
was watching, just to see what comes out what end.
我只是想表示金属音乐过去很吓人
I just mean that metal used to be intimidating.
很危险
Used to be dangerous.
现在很简单
Now it's just easy.
但我们也不是想要
But it's not like we're helping.
不是要打破这种类型的界限
We're not pushing the boundaries of the genre,
我们只是想让金属回归它的本质
we're just adding to the noise.
好吧 说句公道话
Well, to be fair.
很有趣 我只是想感受一些真实的东西
Very funny, look, I just mean I wanna feel something real.
真的 真的
Fucking real, like real.
一些新的 不同的 危险的东西
Something new, something different, something dangerous.
我想要感受到音乐在你身边
I want it to feel like the music is standing over you
它可以把你直接撞到地上
'cause it just knocked you on the fucking floor.
我明白你的意思
I get what you're saying.
我不觉得
I don't know.
我也想做成一些事情
I wanna accomplish things, as well.
我想出去走走
I want to go out into the world.
我不想从生到死都被困在这里
I don't wanna be stuck here living and dying
拿着最低工资 我想做成一些了不起的东西
on minimum wage, and I want to be a part of something huge.
我想参与其中 我想闻到不同地方的味道
I wanna be a part of it, I want to smell different places
看到不同的东西
and see different things and--
我想出去 有太多事物了 而且
I want to get out there, there's so much and...
我想探索海洋
I want to study the ocean.
过来看看吧
Come check it out.
好酷
Okay, that's kinda groovy.
但我能配合它用脚打拍子吗 那样如何
But something I can tap my foot to, what about that?
你当然可以用脚打拍子
Oh, you can tap your foot to a blast beat,
你只要快点就行了
you just gotta do it really fucking fast.
我是说我可以跳舞的那种
I mean something I can dance to,
一些我能跳舞的歌♥ 你知道吗
something I can dance, you know?
你不想跳舞吗
Do you not dance?
不 我宁愿死在着火的房♥子里也不要跳舞
No, I'd rather die in a fucking house fire.
你好夸张
That's dramatic.
跳舞有治疗作用 很棒的
Dancing is therapeutic, it's awesome.
活动一下你的身体 什么都抛之脑后
Get out there and move your body, just not care.
那你应该体验一下重金属演唱会的人浪
You should try a mosh pit then.
我尝试过人浪好吧
I've been in a mosh pit before, okay.
这东西有无线网络吗
Does this thing have Wi-Fi?
-当然有无线网络 -好吧
- Yeah, of course it has WiFi. - Okay.
-这是一台电脑 -我又不知道
- It's a computer. - Well, I don't know.
但是 但是 不要
But, but, don't--
我不会的 我不会的 来吧 好吧
I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, come on now, okay.
♪我告诉过你♪
¶ I told you
♪我告诉过你♪
¶ I told you
♪我告诉过你♪
¶ I told you
♪我告诉过你♪
¶ I told you
♪我告诉过你 我告诉过你♪
¶ I told you, I told you
对不起 我不知道为什么我认为你会喜欢
Sorry, I don't know why I thought you would like that.
对不起
Sorry.
你生气了吗
Does that make you mad?
我不跟你跳舞会让你生气吗
Does it make you mad that I won't dance with you?
我们要干什么
What are we doing?
我要让你尖叫
I'm gonna make you scream.
哦
Oh?
不是那个意思
Not like that.
我说的是像一个真正的原始人
Not in a bad way, I'm talking about like a real primal,
金属尖叫 一声低沉的嚎叫
metal scream, like a deep-throaty howl.
好吧 等等 让我理理清楚
Okay, so wait, let me get this straight.
你宁愿死 也不和我跳舞
You absolutely refuse to dance with me,
那我为什么要跟着你来做
would rather die, and I'm supposed to follow your lead?
你已经跟着了
Well, you did, didn't you?
你已经出来了
You're out here.
你不是说治疗吗
Look, you talk about therapy, okay?
这也是治疗性的 好吗
This is therapeutic, all right?
好吧 就是说对着树尖叫有治疗作用吗
Okay, so screaming into the trees is therapeutic?
对 对 没错
Right, yeah, exactly.
我真心相信人们应该多尖叫
I genuinely believe people should scream more.
让我跟你示范一下
You want me to show you how it is, okay,
首先是香烟
first off cigarette.
好的
Okay.
-关键要素 -是的
- Key element-- - Yes.
为了达成金属尖叫你应该这样练习
To the metal scream you probably should do it
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