施虐诡计（2019）

啊 找到了
Ah, found it.
我只在一次家庭度假的时候去过一次
Yeah, I only went out there once on a family vacation,
很不错 我每天都在海滩上度过
big whoop, but I spent every day at the beach.
我被迷住了 待不够
I was obsessed, I couldn't get enough of it,
那是人间天堂
it was heaven on earth.
等等 凯文呢
Wait, where's Kevin?
他不在这儿吗
He isn't here?
不在
No.
你是那个卖♥♥大♥麻♥的人吧
You are the guy selling us weed, right?
什么
What?
对不起 我以为我来这儿是见凯文
I'm sorry, I thought I was supposed to meet Kevin
还有那家伙
and this guy here.
我想...
I thought.
不 我只是来参加乐队练习的
No, I'm just here for band practice.
卧♥槽♥
Fuck.
嘿 凯文
Hey, Kevin.
我在这里了 还有 你叫什么名字
I'm here with, what's your name again?
克洛伊
Chloe.
克洛伊 对
Chloe, right.
我们只是想知道你到底在哪 伙计
And we're just wondering where the hell you're at, man.
所以 给我回个电♥话♥
So, look, just give me a call back
告诉我发生了什么 好吗
and let me know what's going on, all right?
好吧
All right.
我给他一点时间
I'm just gonna give him a minute.
他可能会马上回电♥话♥
He'll probably call right back.
所以你们是一个乐队的吗
So you guys are in a band together?
嗯哼
Mm-hmm.
这就是你们练习的地方
And this is here you jam?
是啊
Yeah.
是的 这就是我们练习的地方
Yeah, this is where we jam.
凯文很有钱吗
Is Kevin rich?
什么
What?
不可能
Fuck no.
哦
Oh.
是的
Right.
他父母很富裕
Yeah, his parents are well off.
他们是做什么的
What do they do?
我不知道
I don't know.
好吧 我要走了
Well, I'm gonna get going.
我不知道怎么回事 所以
I don't know what's going on, so.
嘿 我说我要走了
Hello, I said I'm leaving.
我肯定他随时都会回来的
Look I'm sure he's gonna be here any minute,
但如果你想走的话
but if you wanna go.
你能告诉他我来过吗
Will you let him know I stopped by.
好的 当然
Yeah, okay, sure.
好吧
Just, yeah, all right.
很高兴见到你
It was nice meeting you.
嗯 很高兴
Nice, pleasure.
这家伙是认真的吗
Is this guy serious?
嘿 你在哪
Hey, where are you?
我很抱歉
I am so sorry.
我刚听到斯图的语♥音♥留言
Just heard Stu's voicemail,
完全忘了他今晚要来
totally forgot he was stopping by tonight.
但是 西海岸兄弟还在路上
But, listen, West Coast homie is still on his way
我保证15分钟后到
and I promise to be there in 15 minutes.
我在进城的路上去了个别的地方
Just had to hit up another spot on my way through town
然后我被困在火车上了 路上还有雾
and then of course I'm stuck on a train, and this fog.
嘿 嘿
Hey, hey!
你♥他♥妈♥的在哪 伙计
Where the fuck are you, man?
我要晚点了
I'm running a little behind, okay?
我只是需要处理一些后勤问题
I just needed to take care of a few logistics.
再给我20分钟
Give me another 20 minutes.
20分钟
20 minutes?
凯文 那个小妞 克洛伊
Kev, that chick, Chloe,
她已经来了又走了 你现在想怎么办
she's already come and gone, so what do you wanna do now?
克洛伊很会玩的
Chloe knows how to hang,
她会留下来的 相信我
she'll stick around, trust me.
不 但我不想让她待在这儿 凯文
No, but I don't want her to fucking stick around, Kev,
如果你不在这里...
if you're not here, that's the whole...
这不是我们他妈计划好的
This isn't what we fucking talked about, man.
我在盘子里给她留了一大堆大♥麻♥
Listen, I left her a fat stack in a dish
在瓷器柜旁边 把它拿出来 拿瓶啤酒 放松一下
by the china cabinet, hand that off, grab a beer, and relax.
我已经喝了一瓶啤酒
I already grabbed a beer.
我他妈的很放松
I'm fucking relaxed, man.
然后好好享受吧 春宵一刻值千金
Then kick back and let the good times roll.
去吧
Here we go.
什么
What?
嘿
Hey.
操
Fuck!
对不起 这是最后一次了
I'm sorry, that's the last time.
你刚刚是在跟他打电♥话♥吗
Was that him on the phone?
是的 是的 是的 他告诉我等20分钟
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he told me 20 minutes.
有趣 因为他告诉我15分钟
Interesting, because he told me 15 minutes.
那么半小时
So half an hour?
毒贩的时间观
Dealer time.
那你要留下来吗
So are you gonna stick around then?
我已经在这里了 不是吗
Well, I'm already here, aren't I?
他说他在橱柜里给你留了点东西
He said he left something for you in the china cabinet.
啊 应该是这个
Ah, I bet, you know what?
哦
Oh.
哒哒
Ta-da.
凯文 他太客气了
Kevin, he shouldn't have.
他不应该这么客气的 上帝
He shouldn't have, Jesus.
-这么好吗 -很糟糕
- It's that good, huh? - It's that bad.
可能说不定是骨灰呢
You know what, actually it might be ashes,
这可能是某种骨灰盒
this could be like some kind of urn.
好吧 玩得开心 这里有很多奶酪
So, yeah, have fun with that and so there's a lot of cheese.
我看到奶酪了
I saw the cheese, yeah.
还有饼干
And crackers.
-我要抽支烟 -嗯
- I'm gonna have a cigarette. - Yeah.
她把鞋子留在了门口
我能和你一起吗
Can I join you?
当然
Sure, yeah.
外面有点吓人
Kinda spooky out here.
是啊
Yeah.
全是雾
It's atmospheric.
你住在这附近吗
Do you live around here?
不
No.
嘿 你看起来不太舒服
Hey, listen, you look uncomfortable.
我可以去别的地方等 没关系的
I can go wait somewhere else, that's fine.
不 不 我
No, no, I'm...
没事 我没事
It's fine, I'm fine.
我很好
I'm fine.
好吧
Okay.
你抽大♥麻♥吗
Do you smoke?
不
No.
不 那玩意儿让我很焦虑
No, that shit makes me anxious.
我以前抽
I used to smoke.
以前经常抽
Used to smoke a lot.
有一天我想通了 你知道吗
It started to turn on me one day, you know?
我觉得如果你是一个快乐的人 一个乐观的人
I feel like if you're a happy person, an optimistic person,
然后它会让你更快乐 更乐观
then it tends to make you happier and more optimistic,
但如果你有很多阴暗想法
but if you got a lot of dark shit floating around up there,
它会让你更丧
well, it makes it a little darker.
所以你不想要这个
So you don't want this?
不 不 谢谢你
No, fuck, God, no, thank you.
真谢谢你
Thank you, though.
跟我说说你的乐队
So tell me about your band.
我负责写歌♥词 还有录音
I write the lyrics and record the vocals
我还做一些封面设计
and then I do some of the cover art,
凯文 他弹吉他 还会录小样