雷克雅未克鲸鱼大屠杀（2009）

雷克雅未克鲸鱼大屠♥杀♥
嗨!来一杯怎么样?
Hi.May I get you something?
-你喜欢白葡萄酒? -好的 谢谢
- White wine? - Ah.Thank you.Yeay.Thanks.
-你叫什么名字? -泰德
- What's your name? - Cheers.
-你呢? 冰岛来的? -不是 我叫汉娜
- Your name?You're not Icelandic,no.- No no.My name is Hannah.
很高兴认识你
Nice to meet you
轮到我了! 给我快点!
It is my turn! I want it now!
那是我的 你个婊♥子♥
Give it to me.That is mine.
快给我
Give it to me then.
你到底想干什么 你这个混♥蛋♥!?
What the hell are you doing? Are you insane?
臭婊♥子♥ 让我也吸一下!
Come on.Stinky bitch,let me suck too!
-嗨 -你知道这是哪个乐队吗？
- Hi.- He knows the band.
那谁知道啊？
Who?
也许他知道吧 他在这挺熟
The guy.He knows where they are recording.
你知道洗手间发生什了吗？谢谢你
Do you know what happened in the toilet? Thank you.
-嘿 干杯 -干杯
-Hey Cheers...-Cheers
走吧 我们得回旅馆了 明天必须早起
You're shit-faced.Let's go back to the hotel.We have to get up early.
-什么? 走吧! -不然你会错过捕鲸旅行的
- What? Come on.- She's going whale watching!
鲸鱼 鲸鱼 捕鲸, ...
Whale, whale, whale, whale...
汉娜 这是他的主意
Hannah, you were the one who thought of it.
我们很快会到那儿
We're nearly there. Come on.
-汉娜! -这是楼梯 慢一点!
- Hannah! - It's this one.Come on!
来吧,我们走!
These are my friends! Come on!
该死的!
Fuck!
妈的 该死的!
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
走这边
Here.This way.
你停车的时候慢一点 不然会很不舒服的
You should not let me first into car.Assistant should be first out of car.
我告诉你无数次了 您听不懂日语吗?
I told you thousand times.You don't understand Japanese way.
-天气真好 拉森先生 -是的!冰岛的天气一直很好
-Good weather Mr.Laursson.-Very good weather in Iceland.
-亲爱的 船在哪儿? -喔?
- Where is the boat? - Huh?
怎么没看到船?
Where is the boat?
不好意思 请稍等一下
Excuse me... One minute.
船呢 拉尔松先生?
No boat Mr.Laursson?
对不起
Sorry.
该起床了
Do you want me to clean the room?
-现在十一点了 -该死!
- It's eleven o'clock - Shit.
你没事吧？
Are you okay?
好啦 这就来!
I'm coming.
- 你没事吧? -没事
- Are you ok? - Yeah.
-真的十一点了 - 你睡了很长时间了!
- Don't say it's already eleven.- It's almost eleven o'clock.
-我总是在十一点之前打扫房♥间 -不好意思
- I always clean room before eleven o'clock.- Thank you.
我差点错过了上船时间 谢谢您
You have saved my life.Thank you.
天啊 该死!
My God. Shit.
真耽误事!
Everything for her.
现在 我只是不想找黑人做男朋友
Now,I wouldn't ming being saved by that black panther over there.
在德国 我们这个年龄段的女性从非洲
In Germany,it's common that women our age
带走年轻的恋人是不足为奇的
take young lovers from Africa.
-真的吗? -是的
- Really, huh? -Yes
只要能够保持五年的恋情
Keep them as boyfriends for five years
他们就能获得一个新的公民身份
until they get citizenship. Then they just get a new one.
天哪...这是真的吗!
Jesus...I mean wow!
如果你对他有好感 就想办法去诱惑他
If you fancy him,just go tell him you are in the movie business.
还是收起心思别做傻事呢
It never fails with brainless hunks.
但我们创作的只有儿童节目
But we're only producers for children's television.
好了 别自找麻烦了
Well,you don't have to be so specific.
别这样好吗!
No?
难道你想?你不会真的嫁给他的
No.It's not like you're going to marry him.
-来吗? -好 竞争一下如何
- Okay? - Oops, competion.
-这个6美元要吗? -不要 谢谢.
- Six dollars.- No.No thank you.
这个也是6美元!
6...!
-6美元! -嗨!宝贝
- Six. - Hey baby.
-我知道我迟到了 对不起 -没关系
- I know I'm late.I'm so sorry.- Hey,no sweat honey.
从旅馆出来他就一直跟着我
He's been following me from the bus terminal.
有什么能帮你的吗?
Is there something I can do for you?
-只卖♥♥6美元要吗？-不要 谢谢
- Six dollars. - No thank you.
只卖♥♥6美元...只卖♥♥6美元!
Six dollars... Six dollars.
-那家伙真烦人 -好了..好了
- Thank you so much.- No sweat babe.
该死
Shit.
现在来吗 朋友
Well my friends, there're here.
那条船正在维修
Had to change the boat
就乘坐这只船吧 好吧
The other one needed some...fixing. Okay?
也许是这次旅行的美好开始
"To fall is a good start of a journey."
以印证冰岛古老的传说
It is an old Icelandic saying.
在这儿 我看到它了
It's here.I found it.
天哪 我终于找到它了
There's one that is really prepared to jump.
欢迎您们的光临
Please, please,please,come aboard.
那个人好像有点呆傻
Yes, you and your camera.
谢谢
There you go.
您的服务真周到
Two, three.Very good.
怎么了？
Welcome aboard.
他就是这样子的 一个白♥痴♥!
He's such an idiot.
看看那白♥痴♥!
Look, idiot.
你看那傻子
Look at the idiot.
看
Imbecile.
喂 船长先生 你好
Bonjour, Captain Ahab. How are you?
你好
Little French hyena.
我下午两点会在这里的 朋友们
I'll be here at two o'clock, my friends.
下午两点 好吗?
At two. Okay?
让我们开始捕鲸旅行吧
Yeah, we go whale watching.
嘿 看看那白♥痴♥ -我看到他了
Hey,look he's doing it again.
就像马戏团的小丑
It's like a circus.
喂 等一等!
Wait!
我们能不能让她上来 船长?
Hey,can't we wait for her?
-很不幸 她来迟了 -再等等行吗
- She's late.Too late.- please,come on.
等等 停下!
Wait,stop!
该死的!
Shit.
-你没事吧? -没事
- Are you okay? - Yeah.
没事
Okay.
谢谢你
Thank you.
谢谢
Thank you.
再见 倒霉鬼们
Sayonara, shitheads.
经过几次会议后 国际捕鲸委员会
After several meetings the International Whaling Commission
决定延长捕鲸禁令
has decided to extend the ban on whaling
这些美国动物保护机构已经改变了我们政♥府♥的决策
The American animal lovers have turned our government
对于鲸鱼的保护是有益的
into a buch of whale lovers.
发展旅游业会给我们带来更多的收益来偿还债务
Leaving us with nothing but debt.
修补那些无用的渔具和捕鲸船
With useless fishing gear and whaling boats
将雷克雅未克变成旅游景点
Our boats sitting and rotting.
我们正在为雷克雅未克的旅游商店制♥作♥纪念品
and we're making souvenirs for Reykjavik tourist shops.
是啊 兄弟
Yes, my brother.
冰岛人曾经是北欧海盗
Once Icelanders were Vikings
是勇敢的猎人
Brave hunters
这些愚蠢肮脏的北欧人
of these dirty, stupid sea monsters.
现在我们却成了无能的懦夫
Now we're just a bunch of crybabies.
你知道我称呼绿色和平组织什么吗?
Do you know what I call Greenpeace?
我叫它绿色小便!
I call them "green-piss".
别在船上说那些肮脏不吉利的话
Don't use that kind of language on the boat.
我没说不吉利的话 妈妈
I just said "piss".
直到国际捕鲸委员会发布"捕鲸禁令"
Until the "whaling ban" of the International Whaling Committee
冰岛是地球上三大捕鲸国之一
Icelanders was among the three biggest whaling nations on Earth.
仅次于日本和挪威
Coming third behind Japan and Norway.
现今的状况不同以前了
Today things are very different.
今天为我们的国家能进入前三位而感到骄傲
Today we are very proud to be number three on the list
现在我们是世界十大观鲸国家之一
of the the top ten whale watching countries in the world.
在我们这里
And in 50 minutes
大约每50分钟就会有一头小鲸鱼出生
we will be in the feeding grounds of the lively and friendly Minke whale.
你没事吧?
Are you okay?
没事 该死
Yes...shit.
抱歉 对不起
Sorry... Sorry.
-没关系的 -不好意思
- No it's okay.- Sorry.
给