我非笼鸟（2020）

All these days have came and went,
我却不知其名为生活
little did I know that is life.
什么
What?
我知道你觉得这很滑稽
You think it's ridiculous, I know.
什么
What?
角色扮演
Roleplaying?
其实我还挺喜欢的
I kind of like it actually,
扮演别人比做自己有趣
it's kind of fun to be someone other than myself,
你明白吗
you know?
我是说这一整件事
I meant the whole thing.
空乘学校
Flight attendant school.
我没有居高临下去评判的资格
I'm in no position to be a snob, at all.
这样摆 对吗
Here, that's right, right?
对
Yes.
再往这边一点点 就行了
Just a bit over here, okay.
你有想过要结婚吗
Did you ever want to get married?
想过
I did.
但我爱错了人
But I fell in love with the wrong man.
好吧 今天有什么内容
Okay, so what will it be today?
大喊大叫的孩子 恐♥怖♥分♥子♥
Screaming baby, terrorist?
还是素食主义者
Vegan?
变♥态♥先生 很好
Oh, Mr. Pervert, very good.
所以你需要强硬点
So you need to be strong.
你好
Konnichi wa.
好 我现在可以吃饭
Yeah, I could eat.
好的
Okay.
谢谢
Thank you.
我喜欢这辆车
I like this car.
真的吗
Yeah?
搞得我什么东西都不敢碰
I'm scared to touch anything.
别担心 我们只是吃吃东西 说说话
Don't worry, we're just eating, talking,
不做别的
no funny business.
不做♥爱♥做的事吗
No hanky panky?
那就吃寿司吧 想喝啤酒吗
So, sushi, beer if you want?
想喝
I want, yeah.
你在那里做什么工作
What do you do up there?
简单来说 有一群女孩
Basically it's a group of girls
想当空乘
that want to be flight attendants.
所以我基本上就是教她们读英文的
So I basically pronounce English to them.
所以你是英语老师吗
So you are English teacher?
也不算吧
Not really.
我更像是发音老师
More like a pronunciation teacher.
那我的发音标准吗
How's my pronunciation?
很好 真的很好
It's good, it's really good.
好吗
Good?
很好 你可以去当老师了
Yeah, you could teach.
问个问题 什么是做♥爱♥做的事
Can I ask, hanky panky?
欢迎光临
いらっしゃいませ
我们能换个地方吗
Can we go somewhere else?
当然
Yes.
下次再来
また来るなぁ
来个乌贼 和
烏賊と
雷鱼
はたはた
你刚才说"乌贼"
Squid
厉害
Good.
你说的对
You're right.
这里更好
This is better.
-干杯 -干杯
-乾杯 -乾杯[日语]
所以 为什么来日本
So, why Japan?
为了独处
To be alone.
我来日本是为了独处
I came to Japan to be alone.
有时 独处是和他人无关的
Sometimes being alone isn't about other people.
你吃过这个吗
Did you try this?
鸡肉吗
Is it chicken?
这是鸡的
Chicken...
-肘部 -肘部
- Elbow - Elbow
-鸡肘 -鸡肘
- Chicken elbow. - Chicken elbow.
鸡肘 串
Chicken elbow on a stake.
很脆的
It's crunchy.
软骨
Cartilage.
没错 是软骨 日语是なんこつ
Cartilage, yes. なんこつ
对 说得很好
Yes. Good
不好意思 不好意思
Sorry, sorry.
没事的 别上心
Don't worry about it.
好
Okay.
玛格丽特
Margaret.
有时候 独处是和别人有关系的
Sometimes alone is about people.
你为什么喜欢我
Why do you like me?
你很特别
You're special.
你怎么知道
How do you know?
我觉得你很难取悦
Difficult to make you happy, I think.
但是我就喜欢挑战
But I like the challenge.
那你呢 我能让你高兴吗
How about you, can I make you happy?
不能
I can't
我本就高兴
I'm happy.
我也喜欢挑战
I like a challenge too.
我要结婚了
I'm getting married.
[日语]
懐かしい
什么
What?
意思是
"懐かしい" means
悲喜交加
happy and sad.
悲喜交加
Happy-sad.
没错 悲喜交加
Yes, happy-sad.
等一下 我们还有时间可以睡一觉
Wait, we still have time for a sleep.
我不是陪睡的
I'm not a napper.
你打扫过这里吗
Do you ever clean this place?
真的吗
Really?
我不在意这些
Yeah, it doesn't bother me.
好像我生来就不会打扫
It's like I was born with no ability to clean,
就好像反♥社♥会♥者生来就没有良知
like how sociopaths are born without a conscience.
我想我命中注定是要发疯的
I think I'm destined to go nuts.
我觉得我已经离发疯不远了
I think it's happening right now.
我觉得可能是因为 你懂的
I think it might be, you know,
你的那个黑道朋友
your gangster guy.
爱情只是发疯的别名
Love is insanity by another name.
他说他马上就要结婚了
He said he's getting married.
这样
Oh yeah.
那糟了
That sucks.
"那糟了"
"It sucks?"
确实很糟
It does.
就这
That's it?
你就能说句这
Is that the best you can do?
不好意思
I'm sorry.
你知道日本人为什么
Do you know why the Japanese love their fucking
那么他妈喜欢那些樱花树吗
cherry blossom trees so much?
因为
Cause..
不是因为樱花粉粉的 很美
No, it's not because they're pink and pretty,
是因为樱花转瞬即逝
it's because they don't last.
和这世间一切美丽和完美的事物一样
Like everything that's perfect and beautiful.
它们都不会长久的
It just doesn't last.
长久没有意义
It's not the point.
来 戴上这个
Come on, take this.
看看你现在的样子
Look at you.
你有瘀伤 看起来不好看
You've bruises, that doesn't look good.
来
Come here.
你♥他♥妈♥要好好活着 明白吗
Enjoy the fucking ride, okay?
我去找一下那个卖♥♥粉的
I'm going to find my pill guy.
去吧
Okay.
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