雄起日（2009）

So there's a little hiccup. Andrew, it seems like...
打算在这儿吃晚餐
He's wrapped up in potential dinner plans here
我不确定是不是就是晚餐
Although I'm not sure it's all about the dinner.
那个女孩也在
There's this girl.
而这个女孩又对另一个女孩感兴趣
There's another girl that she's interested in.
他妈的...我都不知道
It's fucking...I don't even know.
但我确定他肯定打算留在这儿了
But I'm pretty sure he's going to stay,
这简直逊毙了 我知道你...
Which totally sucks 'cause I know you were, like,
-已经做了退步 -没关系
- Making an extra effort. - Well, whatever.
我的意思是...那没什么
I mean, that's...that's fine. Okay.
还有一个选择是 当然你也可以过来
The other option is, of course, you could come here.
他们邀请了你 他们都很想见你
They've invited you. They definitely want to meet you.
但这里这儿有点怪
Um, it's a little weird.
这个地方叫做狄俄尼索斯[希腊神话中的酒神]
The place is called Dionysus.
而且他们也不是闹着玩的
And they're not kidding.
大家都欢迎你来
You're welcome to come...
"狄俄尼索斯"
And "Dionyse" here.
不 我想我还是继续做我的猪排吧
No, I think I'll stay and hang out with my pork chops.
那好 我得去...
Okay. All right. I'm going to, um,
和他们打个招呼然后就回家
Put in a little face time and then I'm going to come home.
我们两个人单独来享用你做的猪排
And you and I are going to share pork.
很棒
That's great.
然后我们可以
And then there was, you know, obviously...
继续我们昨晚的计划
Our plan for the evening, which we should do, don't you think?
是的 听起来很不错
Okay, yeah, that sounds nice.
还有...
And...
对不起 我正试图分辨
Sorry, I'm just trying to figure out
墙上挂的是个男人还是女人
If this is a girl or a boy on the wall here.
不管怎样 我一小时候回家
Anyway, I'm going to be home in an hour.
好的
Okay okay.
希望不要有什么差错
Hopefully nothing terrible will have happened to me.
好的 你和我会享用一顿完美的晚餐
All right. Well, you and I are going to have a great dinner.
是的 我很期待
Yes, I'm looking forward to it.
至于安德鲁 就让他垂涎去吧
And Andrew can suck it.
-我爱你 -我也爱你 宝贝
- I love you. - I love you too, babe.
-再见 对不起 -好的 再见
- Okay. Bye. I'm sorry. - All right, bye.
操
Fuck.
听着 伙计 我们得说点什么
See, dude, we have to talk about something.
滚开
Fuck off.
-你知道这是什么吗 -滚开
- Do you even know what it is? - Fuck off.
-这是计算你脚步的 -是个计步器
- It counts your steps. - It's a pedometer.
-有什么好笑的 -记你脚步的
- What's so funny? - It counts your steps.
我的意思是 这简直...
I mean, that's so, that's so...
身体相互之间接触
Body parts touching and moving in ways
你甚至不能分辨自己与对方的身体
Where you can't necessarily tell what's what or who's whose,
或有多少
Or how many there are.
她们太美了 真的很...
They're really gorgeous. They're really really...
-美学上的享受 -说得好
- Just aesthetically beautiful. - Yeah, that's the point.
当中有种精神我真的很喜欢
You know, there's this sort spirituality of that I really like.
两个身体间
Melding the connection,
水乳♥交♥融
The two bodies
变成一体
Becoming one indiscernible, emotional--
我在身体上涂满花生酱 然后让我的狗
I'm just covering myself with peanut butter and letting tangent,
"切线"把它们舔干净
My dog, lick if off.
我爱你
I love you.
想干什么就干什么
Whatever floats your boat.
做自己敏感的事情
You do your sensitive spiritual thing.
你们他妈的是在讲什么
What the fuck are you guys talking about?
你知道"驼峰会"吗
Do you know about humpfest? You know,
-业余色情片节? -是的
- The amateur porn festival? - Oh, yeah. Yeah.
不 我不知道你在说什么
No, I have no idea what you're talking about.
好的 门外汉 《陌生人》杂♥志♥
Okay, dude, "the stranger,"
举办的业余A片节
The newspaper, has this amateur porn festival
那里每个人都做♥爱♥...
Where everybody makes and...and...
而且那些片子
I think, you know, the type of people who are making them
都是非常有创意的
Are making very creatively-based
-色情电影 -知道了
- "Porn" films, - Got it. Got it.
另类的
Alternative.
色情电影...所有人都不公开来
Porn films...and everybody screens them.
然后到最后
And then at the end of it, you know,
他们把片烧掉 就是这样
They burn the tapes and that's it.
就像这个艺术活动一样
So it's like this awesome art project.
-酷 -我们正在做这样的一个
- Cool. - We're all doing one.
我正在做这样的
I'm doing one.totally.
真的? 你在做?
Really? You're doing one?
-你在做? -操 是的
- You're doing one? - Fuck, yeah!
-你具体是在做什么 -等等
- What are you doing? - Wait a minute.
-你得做什么 -妙不可言
- What are you going to do? - Something amazing.
我要拍一部最有激♥情♥...
I will make...I will make the raddest,
最不同寻常 最美
Most awesome, most beautiful,
最意味深长和最有诗意的...
Most profound, most poetic...
我知道了
I got it, actually.
是什么
What's that?
这肯定会震撼到所有人
All right. This blows people away, okay?
在你的房♥间里面
It's you in a room.
和一个有金发碧眼的女郎做♥爱♥
And you're having sex with a girl with blonde hair
还有大大的假咪♥咪♥
With huge fake tits.
肯定会技惊四座...
It will fucking blow everybody away...
一个史无前例的色情电影
An unprecedented art porn film.
你从没见我勃起过
You have never seen me boning before.
我没有见你勃起过 才怪
I haven't seen you boning before, no.
-但是这听起来... -这是件伟大的作品
- But this sounds... - It is a work of art.
你在说什么
What are you talking about?
你在说什么
What are you talking about?
你不会去拍色情片
You ain't making a porno.
我是拍一个充满性♥欲♥的艺术电影...
I'm making an art film. I'm making an erotic...
你要拍一部艺术电影?
You're gonna make an art film?
一部色情艺术电影
An erotic art film.
-操♥你♥妈♥ -怎么 我只是...
- Fuck you. - What? I just don't see...
伙计 不要诋毁 因为你不能拍
Dude, don't hate. Don't hate 'cause you can't play.
不要因为你不可以去拍就诋毁
Don't hate 'cause you can't play
因为你已经被困住了
Cause you're all fucking locked up
-妻管严 -你♥他♥妈♥的是在说什么
- Ball-and-chain domestic style. - What the fuck are you talking about?
-你不要他妈的怪我 -什么
- Don't fucking hate on me. - What?
这并不意味着我不可以拍黄♥片♥
That doesn't mean I can't make porn!
那好 什么样的黄♥片♥
Okay, what kind of porn?
我想拍就可以去拍
I can go make porn if I want to.
是吗 你可以拍怎样的黄♥片♥
Yeah? What kind of porn would you make?
-我可以拍什么样的黄♥片♥? -是的
- What kind of porn would I make? - Yeah.
让我想想 首先
Let's see. Well, first of all
我们怎样才能弄到一台摄影机
How are we going to get a camera?
如果我们这样做的话 得有...
We need...if you're going to be in it,
我们得需要一台微距镜头的
We're going to need a macro lens.
还有...
And...
我们应该怎么做呢
How are we going to do that?
-那很复杂 稍等 -可怜虫
- That's complicated. Wait a minute. - Poor thing.
快点 快点
Bring it, bring it.
我觉得你们可以
You know, I think you guys maybe...
完全免疫
Sticks and stones.
说真的 我觉得你登谷歌♥
Seriously, I feel like, you know, you go to Google
搜一下色情电影...应有尽有
You do a search for any kind of porn...it's been done.
如果你想拍A片 你得拍得有特色
If you're going to do this, you have to do something unique.
不然的话谁会看
Otherwise it's like, what the fuck? Who cares?
-是吗 -是的
- Right? - Totally.
我应该操你
I should just fuck you.
不 我们已经做过很多次了
Nah, we do that all the time.
我已经厌烦了 所有人都厌烦看这个
I'm so sick of that. Everybody's sick of watching that, you know?
并不是没有同志A片
It's not like there isn't gay porn.
有很多同志A片呢
It's not like there aren't lots of movies with guys.
但他们不是同志
But they're not gay.
有很多男男的片子