热浴盆时光机2

谁的手♥机♥在响
Whose fucking phone is on?
额 我们正要叫你起来
Uh, we're going to just touch you up.
好吧 多臣先生 嘿
Okay, Mr. dorchen? Hey.
我需要漂红素吗
Do I need nipple Rouge?
额 我们能否 我不 额
Uh, can we get... I don't, uh...
我需要漂红素吗
Do I need any nipple Rouge?
是的 请你抹抹他的乳♥头♥
Yeah. Touch up his nipples, please.
这是什么刷子 是兔子毛的吗
What kind of brush is that? Is that rabbit fur?
看卢·多臣 超级金属摇滚乐队的传奇主唱
Lou dorchen, the legendary lead singer of the metal supergroup motley lue,
那个在世界上任何舞台都能爆发的人
who burst onto the world stage out of nowhere
成为了摇滚之神的新定义
to become the very definition of a rock God.
和高中的恋人一起生活
Livin' the dream with high school sweetheart
那么那个兽♥性♥派对是如何想出
So how did the ultimate party animal get the inspiration
去建造世界上最具创新 思想最前卫
to build the most innovative, forward-thinking
的技术公♥司♥的
tech company in the world?
我没必要告诉你
I don't have to tell you where I got
首先 我的灵感来自于
my inspiration from, first of all.
因为这就是所谓的"知识产权"
Because that's called "intellectual property"
所以我可以拥有版权
and I can copyright that shit.
就像我获得"好"这个字的版权一样
Just like I copyrighted the word "well,"
所以假如你没给我钱就不能说"好"
so you can't even say "well" without paying me money.
-额 好吧 –你欠我钱
-Uh, well, um... You owe me money.
卢·多臣的好朋友是另一个
Lou dorchen's best friend is yet another
美国的成功事例 音乐大亨尼奇·韦伯
American success story, music mogul Nick Webber.
让我们从86年讲起 自从我开始写歌♥
Ever since I wrote let's get it started back in '86,
我一直势如破竹
I've been on a roll.
mmmbop是汉森兄弟的著名单曲
恩 mmmbop 三百万的销♥售♥量
Uh, mmmbop, triple platinum.
狗叔的歌♥
很多站还在播放gin and juicey juice
A lot of stations still playin' gin and juicey juice.
你懂得 感觉就像十几岁
You oughta know. Feelin' like teen spirit.
我猜你会说我的灵感是从
I guess you could say I take from a lot of artists.
好多艺术家那里来的
Take my inspiration from a lot of artists.
我没
I don't...
我才不会拿他们的东西
I don't take their stuff.
这是...什么人才会做的事
That's... who would do that?
-对对 任君提问 -好吧
-Yeah. Ask me anything. Okay.
你跟你♥爸♥关系怎么样
How's your relationship with your father?
仍在在为他自己在世界上找个位置而奋斗 雅各布·多臣
Still struggling to find his own place in the world, Jacob dorchen
在他爸的创新下作评论
comments on his father's game-changing innovation.
他并没有发明谷罗歌♥
He didn't invent goo... lougle.
除了那些无聊的纸袋 他发明不出什么的
He couldn't invent his way out of a fucking paper bag.
这么说可能不贴切
And that's... That's not a turn of phrase,
有一件有趣的事
that's anecdotal evidence.
他几周前还被困在了一个大纸袋里
He got caught in a giant paper bag a couple weeks ago.
亚当·亚特斯 是的 他走了
Adam... Adam yates. Yes, he rounds out
我们是三个火枪手
our three musketeer posse.
他的小说变得超级畅销
He made it real big with his bestselling novel,
《浴缸里的时间领主》
jacuzzi timelord.
但是亚当 他结束了他的体验之旅
But Adam, he's, uh... he's off on an experiential journey.
我感觉我们还会见到他
I got a feeling we'll see him again.
我真的这么觉得
I got a feeling.
我觉得
I got a feelin'
黑眼豆豆的I Gotta Feeling
今晚将会是一个迷人之夜
that tonight's gonna be a good night
灵感就是这样突然就出现了
just came to me.
1986 一个灾难性的滑雪之旅
One fateful ski trip in 1986
似乎让他们的生活进入了高♥潮♥
seemed to kick-start their lives into high gear.
但是这些明日之星的成长之旅又是如何的呢
But what was it like to grow up alongside these future stars?
现在有请他们的高中同学 盖里·温科
We turned to high school pal, Gary winkle.
我猜你们肯定不知道这次我要干什么 对吧
I bet you guys didn't know that I was supposed to go on that trip, huh?
我在外面站了一整天
-I stood outside all day...
但是他们一直没出现 就让我一直等着
...but they never showed. Left me hanging.
你知道我那个周末得到什么了吗
You know what I got that weekend?
打球的时候 得了沙眼
Chlamydia from the batting cages.
我的这些好朋友 像个普通人一样爬上山
My best buddies go up the Mountain as regular Joes.
下山的时候就成了有钱人 那是怎么发生的
Come down fucking rich. I mean, how did that happen?
我是说 在那天结束的时候
I mean, at the end of the day,
我只是个单纯的 充满点子的小男孩
I'm just a simple guy like you
就像你
who had a couple of great ideas
但是这些点子突然就值钱了 就酱紫
that happen to make him a bunch of money. That's it.
我要怎么才能预见到
I mean, how was I supposed to know
这些会改变我们存在的事实 我不能
that it would change the fabric of our existence? I couldn't.
你懂的 我不能 除非我有一些...
You know, I couldn't, unless I had some sort of...
你说
You say
我只是听见了我想听见的
I only hear what I want to
然后你说
and you say
我只是听见了我想听见的
I only hear what I want to
好吧 不听是吧 以后也别听
well, don't listen, huh? Don't be listening
听 我在太阳下闪闪发光 我在发光
listening, glistening in the sun I'm glistening
当我在阳光下时
when I'm laying down in the sun
我涂上些防晒霜 不 不 不
I put on some lotion no, no, no
我打开收音机 我打开收音机
turn the radio on and turn the radio up and...
卡 让我们重新开始 再来一遍
cut! Let's reset. Do it again.
就一个字 尼克 太他妈赞了
One word, Nick. Fucking amazing...
别吐我的槽 泰瑞
Don't fuck with my groove, Terry.
-嘿 尼克 -年轻人
-Hey, Nick. Youngblood.
最近有没有打败什么摇滚新星
-Rip off any pop stars lately?
根据你的要求 今天我录了一首原创
For your information, today I recorded an original piece.
真的
Really?
美国歌♥手
好吧 丽莎·洛浦的歌♥
Okay, it was that Lisa loeb song.
这是我能记住的大部分了
Well, as much of it as I could remember.
这歌♥词是我原创的
The lyrics I made up were original.
听着 尼克 我知道
Listen, Nick, I get it.
你一点天分也没有
You don't have any natural talent.
我只知道那热浴盆让我成了国王
All I know is that hot tub made me a king.
这是我的职责 不辜负王位
It's my duty to live up to the throne.
好吧 我现在看不见你
All right, I can't see you right now,
但我会自己脑补你把"国王"和"王位"放在了引号♥里
but I'm gonna assume you're putting "king" and "throne" in quotes.
你想要什么
What do you want?
嘿 尼克 我不是想故意难为你
Hey, Nick, I'm sorry. I'm not trying to be a dick.
你会来卢的派对吗
Are you coming to Lou's party?
我得跟考特尼谈谈 我也不知道
I gotta talk to Courtney. I'm... I don't know.
考特尼最近怎么样 你懂得
-How is Courtney? You know.
哦 真的吗 还在吵架
Oh, really? Still fighting, huh?
著名男中音
为什么你不能为她写一首乔诗·葛洛班的歌♥呢
Why don't you just write her a Josh groban song?
喂
Hello?
该死的
Oh, shit!
可♥卡♥因♥
Cocaine!
我靠
Fuck!
哦 我的天 哦 我的天
Oh, God. Oh, my God.
别他妈这样吓我
Don't fucking sneak up on me like that, huh!
敲门 懂么
Knock on something.
卢 你把门都拆了 换成了珠帘
You took most of the doors out and put beads up, Lou.
那我他妈应该敲什么
What am I supposed to fucking knock on?
你想干嘛 把它放下
What do you want? Put it down!
啥 你还想要点儿掌声
What, do you want a round of applause?
"谢谢你 雅各布 没让我们饿死"
"Thank you, Jacob, for making sure we don't starve to death.
"即使这荒唐至极"
"Even though this is completely ridiculous
"而且我们也在做着不恰当的事儿"
"and inappropriate, what we're doing."
欢迎你们 粑粑麻麻 看到你们开心我也开心
You're welcome, mom and dad. I'm just happy that you guys are happy.
你♥他♥妈♥还在这儿干嘛
What the fuck are you still doing here?
顺便说一句 今儿是我生日
Today's my birthday, by the way.
-生日快乐 –哦吼吼 谢谢麻麻
-Happy Birthday. Oh, thanks, mom.
好好好
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
我给你...给你买♥♥了一些东西
I got you... I got you something. It'll be here tomorrow,
明天联邦快递就会送到
via fedex.
爸爸的小男孩
-Right. Daddy's little buddy is
正在变成大男孩呀
turning into daddy's big buddy.
我来帮你一把 今天不真的是我的生日
I'm going to help you out. It's not really my birthday.
你知道今天是什么日子吗