超能少年（2009）

Misfits S04E06

Part 2 Jan. 12, 2021, 10:51 a.m.

If you haven't got anything to hide, then just say.
你要是没什么好遮遮掩掩的那就直说啊
I don't see why it matters.
我不明白这有什么要紧的
It matters to me.
我觉得要紧
So just tell me, how many people have you slept with?
告诉我你和多少人睡过?
Fine. It's four.
好吧四个
Before you, I slept with four guys.
在你之前我和四个人睡过
Fucking liar.
他妈的骗子
Yeah, this is it.
对就是这里
Welcome to the jungle.
欢迎来到丛林
I'm going to get us a drink.
我去拿点喝的
I'm going to check in with t'Colonel.
我去和上校打个招呼
Why have you got a 2 on your head?
你头上怎么写了个2?
Why have you got a 1?
你怎么写了个1?
What?
什么?
I didn't do that.
不是我♥干♥的
It's not coming off.
擦不掉
How the fuck did it get on there?
他妈的怎么弄上去的?
Oi! Shit, mate. Oi, check this out.
喂妈的喂看
Turns out I've been going round with a bloody big 99 on me head,
我头上顶着个他妈的99就这样走来走去啊
which, strangely enough,
奇怪的是
is the exact amount of girls I've slept with, dude.
这是我睡过的姑娘的个数
I keep a list. I've got to keep a record.
我有单子我得做记录啊
I just want to keep tabs on where he's been.
只是想密切关注小♥弟♥弟♥去过的地方啊
It's like service history!
就像是服役记录
Can I just say...?
我能不能说....?
Long-term relationship, so no shame in that.
长♥期♥关系没什么好丢脸的
There's shame, man. There's deep shame in that.
丢脸啊太丢脸了
OK. Any idea why I've got the number 46 on my head?
好有人知道为什么我头上写着46吗?
Yes, because you are a fucking Viking.
因为你♥他♥妈♥的就是个北欧海盗啊
Respect to the dark horse.
向黑♥马♥致敬
It's how many "girls" you've slept with.
这是你睡过的女生的个数
Hmm.
嗯
Is this some kind of power thing?
是超能力么?
How do you know about powers?
你怎么知道超能力?
I just do.
我就是知道
What about you, then?
那你呢?
Are the goods still intact, or...?
装备还齐全吧还是...?
Unlike yours, which must be fucking disgusting,
不像你的小♥弟♥弟♥ 真♥他♥妈♥的恶心
like an old banana that's been left out in the sun.
像放在太阳底下的烂香蕉
How come someone as fit as you only has shagged two people?
像你这么正的妞儿怎么会只上过两个?
Cos it's not like you don't get offers, is it?
不是没有送上门来的吧?
Are you just not that bothered about cock?
还是你对鸡♥巴♥没兴趣?
It doesn't make you a lesbian, or anything.
这也不是说你就是拉拉
Cos honestly, lads, I'm just like this with Twixes.
老实说我就喜欢巧克力棒这点
I can take 'em or I can leave 'em. Just fuck off.
想吃就吃想丢就丢滚
Very angry.
很生气嘛
Maybe if she put it about more, she wouldn't be angry. I'm just saying.
也许她要是多上几个就不会生气了我就说说
Are you all right?
你没事吧?
Yeah, I'm fine.
嗯没事
Alex?
亚历克斯?
46!
46个
How many of them do you reckon were blokes?
你觉得其中有多少个是男人?
Can you just go?
你能不能走啊?
Start working on your friggin' digits, mate.
要开始加油了啊
That is a mark of honour.
这就是荣誉勋章
It shows I'm a good person.
说明我是个好人
Do you know...? Here we go.
你知不知道...? 又来
All right, here's a graph, right?
好吧这是张图表
And down the bottom, it says "niceness",
底下写着"好人度"
and down the side, it says "number of times
旁边写着
"I've ejaculated inside a real human woman," right?
"射在真正人类女性体内的次数"
And your friggin' graph, dude, is doing this. Are you watching?
而你的图表就像这样看到了?
Boom!
砰
All right? Do you understand what I'm saying?
好么? 你知道我在说什么吗?
I don't care about numbers. It's not about quantity.
我不在乎次数这和数量无关
It's about quality.
这和质量有关
Yeah, right, see her, there?
好吧看到她了?
She is never going to respect you
她永远也不会尊重你
while you got that on your head, you moron!
只要你头上还是这个数白♥痴♥
You're wrong.
你错了
Because she respects people with morals.
她尊重的是有道德的人
People who actually stand up for something. And I reckon...
真正挺身而出的人我觉得...
tonight's the night.
就是今晚了
Do you? All right. So while you're just... jerking off...
是么? 好吧那当你...把飞机打在...
into a wet flannel, like a stinky little Hobbit bitch,
湿湿的法兰绒里时像个臭臭的霍比特婊♥子♥
I'm going to be joining the Hundreds Club, all right?
我就要去加入百分俱乐部了
Here we go, here we go. Hello, I'm Rudy, how you doing?
开始开始你好我叫鲁迪你好吗?
I'll be your waiter for the evening.
今晚我就是你的服务生
I'll get you a white wine spritzer. That's for you.
我给你拿杯白葡萄酒给
Why have you got 99 on your head?
你头上怎么写了个99?
Mm, very interesting story about that.
嗯说来话长
If you'd like to come to the bedroom with me,
你要是愿意和我去卧室
I'll just explain it all.
那我就全部给你解释一遍
It's very interesting.
很有意思的哟
All right.
好吧
Oh, my God! Hm, hm, hm, hundred. One hundred.
哦天嗯嗯嗯 100 100
Fuck off.
滚
Ohh!
哦
Prrrr! No... stop it.
不停
Stop it. Stop it.
停停
Knock it off!
停啊
Sorry. I'm really sorry.
抱歉对不起
I'm just not really feeling it.
我就是没感觉
What?
什么?
Well, it's just if it's going to be me centenary fuck,
嗯如果这是我的百次大操
it's gotta be summat special, hasn't it? You know what I mean?
最好要特别一点对吧? 你懂吧?
Summat a bit magical.
不可思议一点
It's got to be something I can tell me grandkids
一定是我能给孙子们说说的
when they run around me ankles, you know what I mean?
当我儿孙绕膝时你懂我的意思吧?
You're a prick.
你个混♥蛋♥
Shit, well, sorry you feel that way,
妈的对不起你这么想
but you know what, it doesn't change the fact...
但你知道么这也改变不了一个事实
What was that?
什么声音?
There's something in that cupboard.
柜子里有东西
All right.
好吧
It's all right, erm...
没事呃...
Ah!
啊
Yeah.
嗯
Imagine that.
想象一下
The white rabbit!
白兔子
It's him! It's Saunders, he's here.
是他啊是桑德斯他在这儿
What you doing in there?
你在那儿干嘛?
He's coming for us. He's out there! The white rabbit's coming!
他来找我们了他在外面白兔子来了
Oh, this is classic Saunders, this is,
典型的桑德斯
trippin' his friggin' balls off. What have you taken?
磕大发了你吃了什么啊?
It won't mean anything to you, this, right,but I'm tellin' you,
这对你来说没什么意义但我告诉你
this is bloody vintage... vintage Saunders.
这他妈就是典型的...典型的桑德斯
The white rabbit.
白兔子
R-R-Rabbit! White rabbit!
兔兔兔子白兔子
There's no food.
没吃的
I think we should raid the funeral.
我觉得我们应该突袭葬礼
Can we just talk about the numbers?
我们能不能谈谈数字?
I guess we should.
是应该谈谈
46?
46个?
Must have been one hell of a weekend.
周末过得很爽吧
You could fill a coach with all those.
你找辆公车都能把这些人装进去了
A fuck bus.
性♥爱♥巴士
It would be an awkward journey.
那一路上得多奇怪
Mine...
我的...
we could all fit inside a small car, something like a Vauxhall Corsa.
我们坐一辆小车沃克斯豪尔科莎就行