爱，死亡与机器人

Love, Death & Robots S01E03

Part 1 Oct. 24, 2019, 8:21 a.m.

天啊
Oh, man.
什么
What?
操
Oh, fuck!
急救服务有什么紧急情况吗
Emergency services. What''s your emergency?
你好我目击了一起谋杀案
Hello? I think I saw a murder.
-请告诉我位置 -凶手在追杀我
- Location, please. - I think the killer''s after me.
请告诉我位置
Right. Location, please.
酒店操
Yes, the hotel. Oh, fuck!
蓝色亨德森蓝色哈灵顿
The Blue Henderson. The Blue Harrington?
蓝色哈灵顿
The Blue Harrington?
不等等是对面那栋楼
But, no, wait. It''s the building right in front.
他透过窗户看到我了我在酒店他不在
He saw me from the window. I was in the hotel, he was not.
-二楼 -女士
- Second floor? - Ma''am?
-不三楼 -你叫什么名字
- No, third floor. - What''s your name?
-快派人 -女士我们
- Just send someone. - Ma''am, we--
操好的
Shit! Okay.
这里是
You have reached the number of--
我是弗拉基米尔请留言
Yeah, it''s Vladimir. Leave a message.
弗拉基米尔我在路上了请等等我
Vladimir, I''m on my way there. Please be there.
操
Shit!
好
Okay.
嗯
Okay.
你可算来了搞什么啊婊♥子♥
About time you got here! What the fuck, bitch?
抱歉
Sorry, yeah.
你迟到了
You are fucking late!
表演都错过了难以置信
You missed your show. I cannot believe you.
-我知道我 -闭嘴
- Yeah, I know. I just-- - Just shut it.
真♥他♥妈♥倒霉看着我
This is a fucking disaster! I mean, look at me.
我目击了一起谋杀案
I just saw a murder.
-真恶心 -好吧
- Ew, gross! - Okay.
你的借口都很奇怪
I mean, you always have the most bizarre excuses.
-好 -进来赶紧准备吧
- Okay. - Just come in and get ready.
我想跳舞但我要见弗拉基米尔
Okay, I wanna dance. Fuck! But I need to see Vladimir.
-他在吗 -在
- Is he here? - Yeah, he''s here.
-操 -我不知道在哪
- Fuck! - Somewhere, I don''t know.
年轻人
Hello, young man.
-你是会员吗 -不是
- Are you a member? - No.
不是吗没关系别担心想看妹子吗
Oh, you''re not? It''s okay. Don''t worry. You wanna see some pussy?
让让婊♥子♥们
Make some room, bitches.
注意了婊♥子♥们
May I have your attention, please, bitches?
下位舞者来了
Because our next dancer is here.
终于啊
Finally, yeah.
祖奥拉
Zawora.
弗拉基米尔
Vladimir!
弗拉基米尔
Vladimir.
操弗拉基米尔
Fuck. Vladimir?
-什么 -操
- What? - Shit!
好吧留下吧
Okay, stay.
操
Fuck!
等等
Wait a second!
等一下
Just fucking wait!
等等等等
Hold on. Wait a second.
操
Yeah. Fuck!
等一下啊
Just wait a fucking minute!
等等
Wait!
我们聊聊
Let''s just talk.
冷静
Just chill out.
操
Oh, shit!
我们谈谈
Let''s just talk.
不
No!