疯魔怪（2016）

艾米
Amy?
我知道是你 那是我的夹克衫
I know that's you. That's my jacket!
你总是这样 就跟那件T恤一样
You always do this. It's like with that T-shirt.
就是黑色的上面有星星的那件
The black one with the star on it.
你都送给我了 记得吗
You gave it to me, remember?
我不知道你在说些什么
I don't know what you're saying.
我说 你都已经送给我了
I said, you gave it to me.
你真是个虚伪的人
You're such a hypocrite.
你为什么要这样
Why are you doing this?
-你试图杀了我 -什么
- You tried to kill me. - What?
你让我穿睡衣还系裤带
You wanted me to wear a belt with my pyjamas,
然后你还想用裤带勒死我 那已经不是你了
then you tried to strangle me with it. It wasn't you.
你被附身了
You're possessed.
那简直是疯了
That's insane.
天啊 你疯了
Oh, God. You've lost it.
-我们要进行驱魔仪式 -什么
- We're going to perform an exorcism. - What?
我们要把魔鬼从你身上驱赶走
We're going to get this thing out of you.
艾米 拜托了 我体内并没有什么魔鬼
Amy, please, there's nothing inside me.
你是我最好的朋友
You're my best friend.
你一直在我身边支持我
You've always been there for me.
我不会让什么疯魔把你附身的
I'm not going to let some psycho demon possess you.
我爱你
I love you.
你是姬佬吗
Are you gay?
什么
What?
你们是 同性恋吗
Are you... Are you gay?
-不是 -好吧 没事
- No. - OK. It's cool.
如果你跟你女朋友说完了 我们可以开始了
Well, if you and your girlfriend are done, we should get started.
-该怎么做 -听着 首先 你得...
- What we do? - OK, first step, you need to...
往她身上撒尿
piss on her.
什么 你没开玩笑吧
What? Are you serious?
你得像狮子一样 用你的气味给她做标记
You need to mark her with your scent like a lion.
其实书上并没有说像狮子
It doesn't actually say like a lion,
我只是觉得用这种类比会比较好理解
I just thought it would be a useful analogy.
我才不要在她身上撒尿呢
I'm not pissing on her.
那我们干脆别搞了
Well, then we might as well forget the whole thing,
-因为那可是第一步 -你来往她身上撒尿
- because that is step one right there. - You piss on her!
我...我们出门前 我刚撒了一大泡尿
I... I had a really long wee before we came out.
膀胱已经放空了
The tank is dry.
一滴尿都没有了
There's not even a dribble in there.
这办法最好有用
This had better work.
求你了 不要
Please, no.
我想救回我的朋友 你个变♥态♥恶魔
I want my friend back, you sick freak!
-情况如何 你尿... -你♥他♥妈♥能闭嘴吗
- How are we doing? Are you...? - Will you please shut up!
你说我准备好了 你怎么知道
You say I'm ready. How do you know?
3天前
我们一直在逐渐减少你的药量
We've been gradually reducing your dose
你的情况一直都不错啊
and you've been doing fine.
-万一又开始了呢 -你是指幻觉吗
- What if it starts again? - You mean the hallucinations?
-万一又回来了呢 -没理由会回来
- What if they come back? - Well, there's no reason they should.
并没有证据表明症状的存在
There's no evidence of any ongoing condition.
你可能会感受到一点副作用
You might experience some side effects
因为你的身体要适应停药反应
as the body adjusts to the withdrawal.
比如眩晕 头痛 腹泻
Dizziness, headaches, diarrhoea...
所以我并没有疯 但却可能拉屎在身上
So I'm not crazy, but I might shit myself.
基本不会 但也是有可能的
Hopefully not, but it happens.
那是 2CV
They're, erm... 2CVs.
基本上就是摇♥头♥丸♥ 迷幻剂和马用镇定剂
It's basically ecstasy, acid and horse tranquilliser.
就像有两个情人
You know, it's like two lovers.
前一刻 还在你耳边低语着
One moment, it'll whisper in your ear
各种温柔缱绻的情话 然后...
all gentle and tender and then...
-狂干♥你♥ 就像你喜欢的那样 -什么
- Pounding you hard, just the way you like it. - What?
两个情人狂干♥你♥
Two lovers pounding you hard!
那个药
The pill.
你想感受下
Do you want to feel like
类似被种马狂干的感觉吗
you're being nailed by a very trippy horse?
-不想 -真的吗
- No. - Really?
我觉得你这是在犯大错
I think you're making a huge mistake.
我以为他去泰国了呢
Thought he was in Thailand.
那小子就是个花♥花♥公♥子♥
The bloke's such a pussy hound.
虽然这么说让我很难受 但是...
It kills me to say it, but...
他的发型真的很帅
that is sensational hair.
求你不要跟马特·贝肖普上♥床♥ 真是太俗套了
Please don't have sex with Matt Bishop. It's such a cliche.
他就是个情感麻痹患者
He's an emotional paraplegic.
那是我必做的事之一 就像是...
It's just something I've got to do. It's like...
蹦极
a bungee jump.
蹦极可不会把疱疹传染给你
A bungee jump doesn't give you herpes.
或许你该考虑下 你要和谁上♥床♥了
Maybe you should start thinking about who you're sleeping with.
我不会跟任何人上♥床♥的
I'm not sleeping with anyone!
嗨 马特
Hi, Matt.
-我喜欢你的发型 -谢谢
- I like your hair. - Thanks.
我刚剪的 我真的很满意
I've just had it cut. I'm really happy with it.
是在泰国剪的吗
Was this in Thailand?
不 泰国对发型简直是一窍不通
No, they don't really have haircuts in Thailand.
你们难道没注意到亚洲男人
Have you noticed how all Asian guys
发型基本都一样吗
basically have the same hair style?
好好笑啊
That's hilarious.
不 才不好笑 这是种族歧视
No, it's not. It's racist.
并且说的也不对 比如古克·温
And it's not true. Gok Wan.
-那是类似泰式炒面的一道菜吗 -是啊
- Is that like a pad Thai? - Yeah.
不是 古克·温啊 造型师
No. Gok Wan, the stylist.
就是电视上额发很厚的那个亚洲男人
The Asian guy on TV with the big quiff.
我去抽根烟
I'm going to go for a cigarette.
祝你蹦极愉快
Enjoy your bungee jump.
那不是真的 不是真的
It's not real. It's not real.
站起来 你个蠢婊
Stand up, you silly bitch.
你能看到我吗
Do you see me?
不要
No.
傻♥逼♥
Dickhead.
贱♥人♥
Bitch.
对 就这样才对
Yeah, that's right.
你最好快跑
You'd better run!
混♥蛋♥
Arsehole!
怎么回事
What's going on?
艾米
Amy?
抱歉让你久等了
I'm sorry to keep you waiting.
我是韦弗利医生 是个精神病医师
I'm Dr Waverly, Judy's psychiatrist.
顾问医师让我过来跟你谈谈 是床还是椅子
The consultant asked me to come and talk to you. Bed or chair?
我是说 你想坐在哪儿
Which one would you like to sit on?
-床吧 -英明的选择
- Bed? - Excellent choice.
能让我检查下吗
May I?
哎呀 看上去很疼
Ouch, that looks painful.
你能告诉我发生了什么事吗
Do you want to tell me what happened?
-听上去很荒唐 -艾米 我想帮助你
- It sounds ridiculous. - Amy, I want to help you.
只有你告诉我发生了什么事 我才能帮到你
And I can only do that if you tell me what happened.
我能看到一些东西
I see things.
-你看到了什么 -人
- What do you see? - People.
他们的脸
Their faces.
-他们看上去是什么样的 -很可怕
- And what do they look like? - Horrible.
就好像从体内开始燃烧起来了
Like they're burning inside.
这种事以前也发生过 对吧
This has happened before, hasn't it?
他们又回来了
They came back.
这一定让你很困惑 并且...
Well, this must be very confusing for you. And...
你最近停药了
you've just come off your medication.
这种幻觉
These hallucinations,
可能是你大脑内一些化学变化的结果
they can be the result of chemical changes in your brain.
但感觉很真实啊
They feel so real.
我想也是
Oh, I'm sure they do.
我先给你预约一下 到我这里来探病
I'm going to make an appointment for you to come and see me
然后我们一起想办法解决
and we can try and figure this out together.
你觉得怎么样
How does that sound?
好的