布拉德·尼利神经秀（2016）

让我们前进吧 荡平唐人街
let's go ahead and wipe out Chinatown.
然后再是 小亚美尼亚
And after that, Little Armenia.
见鬼了 不 来吧 各位
Hell, no. Come on, everyone.
我们需要阻止它
We got to stop it.
耶 见鬼去吧 耶
Yeah! Hell, yeah!
我早告诉过你了 这是我们的地盘 金钱
Man, we done told you this is our turf, money!
大家好 我是Henry Sneaker 在欲望之都巴塞罗那
Hi, I'm Henry Sneaker in the lusty city of Barcelona.
我们有很多东西要去探索
We have plenty to explore,
不过首先 我想先办理酒店入住
but first, I want to check in to that hotel.
倒点洗手消毒液 然后拉上窗帘
Hit the hand sanitizer and peek out the window
向外窥视整个城市和危险的当地居民
at that city and all its dangerous locals.
如果你够大胆的话 可以试试客房♥服务
If you're feeling adventurous, try room service.
当他们送食物来的时候
Don't forget to hide in the closet
不要忘记躲到衣橱里面
when they deliver the food
还要紧紧的抓住腰间的钱袋
and keep a firm grasp on that money belt.
当他们进来时 开门看一眼那个服务员
When they come in, get a glimpse of that bellhop.
好一个当地人
What a local.
今天下午晚些时候
Later this afternoon,
我们将在酒店房♥间里探索这些绘画
we'll explore the paintings in the hotel room,
或者浏览宣传手册
or we'll browse a brochure
上面是巴塞罗那的那些
depicting the frightening sights and wonders
可怕的景点和奇观
that Barcelona has to offer.
下面是一个重要的世界旅游小贴士
Here's a great world-traveling tip --
最好在离境的三天前
Go ahead and get to the airport
就提前去往机场
three days prior to your departure.
不过在你去机场的路上
But on your way to the airport,
一定要在出租车后座上 用一张毛毯把自己盖上
be sure to hide yourself under a blanket in the back of a cab.
像在巴塞罗那这种欲望都市
What I like to do when leaving for the airport
在去机场的路上 我喜欢做的事就是
in a city as lusty as Barcelona
再叫一辆出租车 并放一个假人进去
is to actually order a second cab and put a mannequin in it.
把假人打扮得和我一样 包括腰间的假钱袋
I dress that mannequin like me, and I include a decoy money belt
用来引诱那些小偷和当地人
to lure those thieves and locals.
记住在第一季提过的小贴士
Remember a tip from season one --
在旅行的时候永远要随身带一把隐蔽的蛇钩
Always carry a concealed snake hook when traveling.
当打出租需要给钱的时候
When exchanging money for the taxi,
就是需要取出蛇钩的时候
I'd say it's time to whip out that snake hook.
一旦结束疲惫的旅行回到家
Once you're home after the exhausting travel,
你终于可以上大号♥了
you can finally go number two.
以上就是Henry Sneaker 在欲望之都巴塞罗那的旅行
And that's how Henry Sneaker does lusty Barcelona.
哦 近来可好
Ooh, what's up?
近来可好
What's up?
近来可好 时间
What's up, time?
近来可好 近来可好
What's up? What's up?
近来可好 时间
What's up, time?
闻啥都不觉得臭了
Nothing stinks to me
不 闻啥都不觉得臭了
Nope, nothing stinks to me
曾经对这个世界很有意见
Used to have a problem with the world
不过现在啥都不觉得臭了
But now nothing stinks to me
贝斯
Bass!
欢迎回到乡村音乐颁奖典礼
Welcome back to the Country Music Awards.
我是Chuck D - 我是Cheddar Lynn
I'm Chuck D. - And I'm Cheddar Lynn.
哦 观众朋友们
Ohh, y'all!
谢谢你们的掌声
Oh, thank you so much for that.
好的 观众朋友们 下面是年度音乐录音带的获胜者
Okay, y'all, here's the winner for video of the year.
Jennifer Misty的<献给你们的圣诞节祷告>
Jennifer Misty's "Christmas Prayer to Y'all."
圣诞节我只想和你们在一起
All's I want for Christmas is y'all
吧 吧 吧 吧 吧 吧
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba
圣诞节我只想和你们在一起
All's I want for Christmas is y'all
吧 吧 吧 吧 吧 吧
Ba, ba, ba, ba
你们是如此的特别
Y'all are all so special
你们是如此的伟大
Y'all are all so grand
你们就是祖国大地上的一切
Y'all are all the things and all I wanted
我想要的一切
on the Fatherland
祖国啊 耶
Fatherland, yeah