布拉德·尼利神经秀（2016）

Brad Neely's Harg Nallin' Sclopio Peepio S01E08

Part 2 June 29, 2021, 11:31 a.m.

共和党人
Republican
我看到一个民♥主♥党人
I see a Democrat
共和党人
Republican
我看到一个民♥主♥党人
I see a Democrat
共和党人
Republican
我看到一个民♥主♥党人
I see a Democrat
和一个共和党人
I see Republican
这是民♥主♥党人
Democrat
这是共和党人
Republican
这是一个民♥主♥党人
I see a Democrat
这是共和党人
Republican
这是民♥主♥党人
I see a Democrat
这是共和党人
Republican
哦啊啊这是民♥主♥党人
Oh, ah ah, Democrat
这是共和党人
Republican
如果我们以后真的生了小孩
If we do have a kid,
你必须给老娘开始锻炼 Peter
you have to get your shit together, Peter.
我是指你的体力
I'm talking body-wise.
嘿大家伙儿我买♥♥了甜甜圈
Hey, guys, I got doughnuts!
去你♥妈♥的♥粉红包装盒
F**k your pink box
去NMD粉红包装盒
F**k your pink box
老娘正在减肥呢
Trying to lose weight
去你♥妈♥的♥粉红包装盒
F**k your pink box
去你♥妈♥的♥粉红包装盒
F**k your pink box
老娘还想减肥呢
Trying to lose weight
去你♥妈♥的♥粉红包装盒
F**k your pink box
去你♥妈♥的♥粉红包装盒
F**k your pink box
你真是烂透了 Periton
You really sucked up, Peirton.
赶紧给我滚
Get your shit out of here.
很久很久以前有一位王子
Once upon a time, there was a prince.
大家好我是一位富有的王子有用不完的钱
Hello, I'm a rich prince, full of coins.
而且呃这位王子对他姑母
And, uh, this prince had it so bad
在准女王学院上学时的
for this super hot painting of his aunt
一副性感画像十分痴迷
when she was in pre-queen college,
因为每当他看着这幅画
because when he looked at it,
它就会发出这样的声音
the painted sounded like this.
哦
Ooh.
哦
Ooh.
哦太撩人了
Oh, so hot.
但是他们毕竟是亲人不能乱♥伦♥
But, yeah, the family thing was a problem.
而且现在姑母已经老了常常会这样
Plus, now, the aunt was old and like...
我一天要吃无数个梨子
I eat as many pears as possible in a day.
嘿嘿嘿嘿
Ha ha ha ha.
因此王子偷走了这幅画像并带去了巴黎
So the prince stole the painting and took it to Paris,
在那里人们的观念是
where everyone was like,
"我们吃青蛙但我们也爱绘画"
"We eat frogs and are also into paintings."
么阿么阿么阿么阿
Mmm, mwah, mwah, mwah.
么么么么舔舔舔舔
Mmm, mwah, mwah, mwah.
该死的 Cecil
Damn it, Cecil!
我不是告诉过你不要在浴室里
I thought it told you to quit telling yourself
自编自演那些恶心的故事
sick-ass stories in the bathroom!
哇哦
Whoo
打开你的电视
Put your TV on
你会看到<生活大爆♥炸♥>
Get that Big Bang on
你知道它每天每夜都在重播
You know it reruns every night and all day
再看一遍<生活大爆♥炸♥>
Watch Big Bang again
再再看一遍<生活大爆♥炸♥>
Watch Big Bang again
今天简直就是世界末日
It isn't like the world is dying today
你已经受够电视台了
You gotta suck that TV set
今晚所有的电视节目都吔屎吧
Suck all of that TV tonight
明晚的也是
And the night after that
后晚也是大后晚也是
And the night after that and the night after that
去他妈的电视台
Suck that TV set
去他妈的今夜电视节目
Suck all of that TV tonight
哈
Ha.
我知道哥们儿
I know, dude.
我喜欢开开心心的
I love to be happy.
我只是
I just...
我不知道怎么描述了
I don't know.
我我爱死这种开心的感觉了
I -- I love to be happy.
哦这下好了反正我也不喜欢这个王八蛋
Oh, good. I never liked that son of a bitch anyway.
就像我老爹以前常说的
It's like my daddy used to say,
"姑娘要是让我知道你到处引用我的话
"Girl, if I catch you going around quoting me,
我就把你的嘴撕烂"
I'm gonna tear that ass up!"
我们来聊聊这个洞
We're gonna talk about this hole
我们来说说那个眼
We're gonna talk about that hole
我们来聊聊这个洞
We're gonna talk about this hole
聊聊我的洞
Talk about mine
我们来聊聊那个眼
We're gonna talk about that hole