更美好的事（2016）

♪ Mother, you had me ♪
♪ 妈妈 你给予我生命 ♪
♪ But I never had you ♪
♪ 但我不曾懂过你 ♪
♪ I wanted you ♪
♪ 我想你 ♪
♪ You didn't want me. ♪
♪ 你却不要我 ♪
What is this? It's a list.
这是啥 一张清单
Hmm. Why do we each have one?
恩 那为什么我们各有一张
Because this is important, and I thought it all out,
因为这很重要 并且经过了我的深思熟虑
and I, like, organized it.
然后我 额 整理了出来
Okay, so, you want us to, like, read from this list, or...?
好吧 所以 你想要我们 额 一起读这个清单 还是
Yeah. Okay.
没错 好的
And just please, like, don't say anything
还有务必请 额 在我说完所有之前
until I go through each thing, okay?
别打断我 好嘛
We'll see.
看情况吧
Mom. Okay.
妈 好吧
Go. I'm shtum. Okay.
说吧 我保持沉默 好的
You have the floor.
你做主
Okay. Okay.
好啊 说吧
This is what I want. Number one:
这些是我想要的 首先
I want a keg of beer. Ugh!
我想要一桶啤酒 额
I know. I know we're underage, but I want a keg.
我知道 我知道我们还未成年 但是我想要一桶
It's a keg of beer. Paisley had one.
就一桶 佩斯利就有一桶
Design had a one, Adam had two kegs.
迪桑有一桶 亚当有两桶
Mom, just text Pais's mom and ask her what she did.
老妈 你问问佩斯他妈 看她怎么处理这个事儿的
We're adults now, Mom.
我们已经成年了 妈
We're adults now.
我们已经成年了
Number two: I want a DJ.
第二 我想要个DJ
And I don't want one of your stupid friends
我不想像你朋友一样
to, like, plug his iPod into the stereo.
插个 额 音响用ipad放音乐
I want a DJ with turntables and, like, the stuff.
我想要请个专业的DJ 额 带各种设备的那种
A real DJ.
一个真正的DJ
Number three: I want tacos and an ice cream station
第三 我想要请一个甜品站和一个墨西哥卷饼摊
with sauces and Heath bar pieces and all of that.
搭配上各种酱料 有专业台子的 所有的都有的那种
Number four: I want... Okay, tacos is a go.
第四点 我想要 好了 墨西哥卷饼没问题
There is one more. Okay. Ice cream, check.
还有一个呢 知道 甜品站 没问题
DJ, check.
DJ 可以
Mom, there was one more.
妈 还有一条呢
Max, you're not gonna have a keg of beer in my house.
麦丝 你是不可能在我家有一桶啤酒的
But if I don't have a keg,
但是如果我没有啤酒
or you don't, then kids are gonna go out
或你没有 那么我的朋友们会自己出去
and buy beer illegally and, like, bring it in.
违法的买♥♥酒 然后 额 带进来
Okay. That's fine with me.
好啊 这我没意见
Okay, if I have a keg, and I'm serving a keg
听着 如果我有一桶啤酒 然后我供应给你们
to, like, 18-year-olds, 17, 18-year-olds, then I go to jail.
这些 17 18 岁的未成年孩子 那么我会直接去坐牢
But if a bunch of people bring, from I don't know where,
但是如果一群人 从我不知道的地方买♥♥了带来
that's each of their parents' separate problems, okay?
这就是他们父母的问题了 懂了吗
What about the last thing?
那最后一条呢
I'm not discussing that.
那条没的说的
No! You're ignoring. Read it out!
不行 你在回避 读出来
No. No, Max, I'm not addressing that. No.
不 不 麦丝 我不会理会这条的 绝不
You don't have to be here, Mom.
你不必呆在这里 妈
I'm going to your graduation party, okay?
我要参加你的毕业聚会 好嘛
I'm really looking forward to it. I'm excited.
我特别兴奋 特别向往
And maybe even I may meet a boy there.
而且说不定我还能在聚会上遇到个中意的男孩
Ugh! Max,
呕 麦丝
the last time you had a party and I wasn't here,
上一次我没在的那个你的聚会
somebody blew smoke in Frankie's face,
有人把烟头扔到了弗兰基脸上
and there was a hookah burn on the couch.
然后沙发上也被水烟袋烫了个洞
You want to know why I know there was a hookah?
你想要知道我怎么知道有水烟袋的
Because someone showed me the Facebook photos
因为在你删之前就
before you deleted them.
有人给我看了你的朋友圈照片
Yes, that's right. I'm coming to your party.
所以 没错 我要出席你的聚会
And I'm gonna go ahead and say
然后我还要当众说
that it hurts my feelings that you don't want me there.
你不想要我出席让我很受伤
This isn't about you.
这不是针对你老妈
I'm not saying that it is. Yeah, you just did.
我没说是针对我 你刚刚就说了
Mom, just please just listen to me.
妈 请听我说
Like, just take a breath and listen.
深吸一口气 静下来听我说
I'm listening. I'm listening.
我在听我在听
Okay.
好的
This party is about me and my friends,
这是一场我和我的小伙伴的聚会
and, like, I'm... I'm asking for this.
我 恳求能有这么个聚会
And I know it seems like I'm demanding, because I'm, like...
而且我知道这听起来我在命令你 因为我 额
I'm afraid you'll say no so I'm trying to...
我担心你会拒绝我所以我努力
Like, I-I get it. It's your house.
听着 我 我知道 这是你的房♥子
You don't have to do it, but just please let me have this.
你没必要答应我 但是拜托满足我这一次
No keg. Fine.
不准准备酒 没问题
Like, I'm not trying to hurt your feelings.
额 我真的不想要伤害你
Just... thank you for the food and the DJ.
只是...感谢你能批准食物和DJ
Please don't be here.
请不要待在家里
And there's one more thing.
并且还有一件事
It's not about the party.
和聚会无关的
I don't know, Max.
什么事 麦丝
I'm kind of tapped out right now. What is it?
我失神了 还有什么事
Well, I talked to my dad.
就是 我和老爹商量好了
You know, he's coming to my graduation.
就是 他会来我参加我的毕业仪式
Oh.
是嘛
Did he tell you?
他和你说了吗
What... what is...?
什么...什么东...
Tell me what you need.
告诉我你的要求
Okay, well, uh, my dad and I planned
好的 就是 我爸和我计划
that I was just gonna get dressed here,
就是我先整理好行装
and then, he was gonna pick me up,
然后 他回来接我
and take me to graduation rehearsal,
然后带我去毕业仪式彩排
and then, we were gonna go get something to eat
然后 在毕业典礼之前
before the ceremony, and then, he was gonna
我们会去找点东西吃 然后 他会
drop me off here with you guys for the family thing after.
把我送回来然后一起做些一家人的事儿
You guys planned this?
你们计划好的这些
I mean, yeah, well, I mean,
我想说 是的 额 就是
I know you were gonna do it,
我知道这本来是你想做的
but, like, now you don't have to.
但是 你现在不用做啦
Is there any other things you would like me to not do?
还有没有什么你想要我别做的事情了
Would you like me to vanish into thin air,
你要不要我直接消失到空气之中
but still pay for everything?
但是仍旧支付所有的开销
Mom.
妈
Okay, baby. I'm sorry.
好了宝贝 抱歉
Just come here.
过来
Come here.
靠过来
I love you.
我爱你
It's whatever you want. It's your big day.
你做主 那是你重要的日子
No keg, no drugs.
不能有酒 不能有毒品
I'll be across the street at Gran's.
我会在对街的祖母家
Your dad can take you.
你♥爸♥爸可以来接你
I love you.
我爱你
It's whatever you want.
这是你所想要做的
No keg.
没酒
No me.
就没我
Thanks. I love you. Okay.
谢谢 我爱你 好的
Ooh.
呼
Mom, do you remember my high school graduation?
老妈你还记得我高中的毕业典礼嘛
No.
不记得了
Friends. Hi.
伙计们 嗨
Max. Hi.
迈克斯 嗨
Mom, those are grown men. Those are fully-grown men!
老妈 那些都是成人了 完完全全成人了啊
Well... she's grown-up now. She'll probably be pregnant soon.
好吧...她已经长大了现在 也许马上也就会怀孕了
Mom, get low. She's looking!
老妈 低下来 她在看这里
So how are you going to do this?
所以你准备怎么处理这里
Tomorrow's the big day, and your place is going to be a wreck.
明天可是个大日子 但是你家会是一团糟的
Max?
麦丝
Come on.
起来了
Wakey, wakey!
醒来 醒来