错误指控（1998）

(本片根据真实电影改编)
莱斯利·尼尔森 饰演 莱斯利·尼尔森
《错误指控》
晚安, 蕾克小姐
Good evening, Miss Lake.
(爆满, 仅此一周)
(小提琴王莱恩哈里逊)
好感人
This is so sad.
好耶
Yeah!
莱恩...
Ryan! Ryan! Ryan! Ryan!
借过, 借过
Please, let me through. Please.
太棒了
Bravo, I say!
莱恩真棒
Ryan rules!
恭喜
Congratulations.
谢谢大家
Thank you, thank you.
请
Here you go.
三菱
Mitsubishi.
哈里逊先生, 请收下
Mr. Harrison... here you go.
莱恩...
Ryan! Ryan! Ryan! Ryan!
莱恩...
Ryan! Ryan! Ryan!
谢谢大家
Thank you, thank you. Thank you.
谢谢, 幸会了
Thank you. Nice talking with you.
非常谢谢你
Thank you.
谢谢
Thank you.
坎丝蕾克
Cass Lake.
你弄错了, 我叫莱恩哈里逊
No, Ryan Harrison.
我不是坎丝蕾克
You're mixing me up with some woman.
我想请你坐下
I'd love to have you sit for me some time.
你是狗训练师?
Are you a dog trainer?
是画家
No, portraits.
你的演奏会我都看过
I've seen every one of your concerts.
你的音乐真感动我
Your music moved me.
没什么比感动更爽
Nothing like a good movement.
阿♥拉♥, 我的鸟蛋
Oh, Allah! Oh, my balls!
回♥教♥膜拜, 那一定是东边
Muslim prayers. That must be east.
失陪
Well, excuse me.
我的手
My hand!
嗨, 西饼古休
Hibbing Goodhue.
哈里逊大♥师♥, 欢迎
Maestro Harrison, welcome.
感谢你的邀请
Thank you for inviting me.
我得找你
I need to talk to you.
坎丝, 我有客人
Cass, I have guests.
很荣幸赞助你的演奏会
It's been a privilege sponsoring your concerts.
很高兴我先生介绍我认识你
I'm eternally grateful to my husband for bringing you into my life, Mr. Harrison.
那你该让我亲一下
I think this deserves a kiss, don't you?
你的演奏会我都参加
I've never missed one of your concerts.
西饼礼拜五没去
Hibbing, however, wasn't at Friday's.
我去割结肠
It was a high colonic.
我懂, 犹太割礼
Yes, a Jewish holiday. Mazel tov.
我去倒酒
I'll just round us up some drinks.
你敢来?
How dare you?
你没看到我的纸条?
How could you ignore my note?
别打发我, 请你重新考虑 - 别再胡言乱语
All I want is for you to reconsider. Hibbing, please.
莱恩
Ryan. - Oh, stuff and nonsense!
去洗把脸, 鼓起勇气吧
Go dash a mineral water in your face and buck up!
你该喝点男人的酒
You deserve a real man's drink.
你干杯, 我会随 "性"
Bottoms up. I know mine will be.
再见, 亲爱的
Good-bye, darling!
一路顺风
Have a safe flight.
请你帮我开门, 算了
Could you please open the gates for me? Never mind!
你在做什么?
Ryan, what are you doing?
你的小狗的脸长得真有趣
Your dog certainly has a surprised look on his face.
那是它的屁♥股♥
Well, that's because you're looking at his butt. Uh... oh.
我喂的狗食它一定食不知味
Then he's certainly not going to enjoy that treat that I just fed to him.
我想我该走了...
Well, I guess I'd better be...
你走不了
I don't think so.
放这儿最保险, 我要去游泳
Now they're safe. I thought I might go for a swim.
一起来吧
Would you care to join me'?
我替你准备泳衣
I have a suit for you.
古太太, 我得走了
Mrs. Goodhue... I think that we should say good-bye now.
别这样
No, please.
你让我昏头转向
My head is spinning like a dreidel in a sandstorm.
我得走了...
I should go...
跟你亲嘴
Kissing you
让我想到你老公
makes me think about your husband.
你不爱♥女♥人♥?
You do like women?
当然爱, 但你是有夫之妇
Of course. But you're a married one. I'm not.
西饼大后天才回来, 留下吧
Hibbing won't be back for three days. Stay?
我保证你会很爽
You don't know what you're missing.
我以前专门舔信封
I used to lick envelopes for a living.
那种加长的信封
Those long manila ones.
我没穿内♥裤♥
I'm not wearing any underwear.
噢
Ohh!
(第三场延长表演)
(最后一场表演)
有人闯入...
Intruder, intruder.
请马上下车...
Step away from the car. Step away from the car.
系统启动
System deactivated.
请上车...
Get into the car. Get into the car. Get into the car.
莱恩亲亲, 你为何离开?
Ryan, darling, why are you leaving me? Hibbing is out of town.
今晚见不到你, 我就自杀
If I don't see you tonight, I'm prepared to take my own life.
我好绝望, 也没有牛奶了
I am desperate! And I'm out of milk.
请你顺便帮我买♥♥半加仑
Can you pick up a half gallon of two percent on the way?
你的淫♥妇♥, 萝伦
Yours in adultery, Lauren.
金露丝在纽约为你报导
Ruth Kimball, in New York.
我正在访问联♥合♥国♥秘♥书♥长♥
And I'm speaking with United Nations Secretary General...
劳勃麦肯塔爵士
Sir Robert McKintyre.
这次访问是古西饼促成的
I'd like to thank our friend, Hibbing Goodhue, for arranging this interview.
我和西饼是牛丸大学的老同学
Hibbing has been my good friend since our school days at... Cherry Pants-upon-Buttocks.
他请你到哥伦比亚高地演讲
He's invited you to come to Columbia Heights to make an important speech.
让恐♥怖♥份♥子♥吓得屁滚尿流
A speech that will have terrorists peeing their pants.
的确
Quite.
我要组织国际突击小组
I am forming a multinational strike force...
直捣恐♥怖♥份♥子♥核心
whose sole purpose is to tear at the very heart of terrorism...
摧毁他们的藏身处和训练营
by seeking out and destroying their sanctuaries and training compounds.
我将郑重宣告
I will be placing every terrorist on alert...
他们的死期指日可待
that their days are indeed numbered.
很好
Yes!
拉拉...
A lesbian...
口♥爆♥... 自♥慰♥...
oral... used to masturbate...
花痴双胞胎姐妹偷♥情♥
nymphomaniac Siamese twins... who cheat with each other's husbands.
最新消息
But first, it's official!
联♥合♥国♥秘♥书♥长♥麦肯塔爵士
The United Nations Secretary General, Sir Robert McKintyre...
十二日将前来哥伦比亚高地
will be in Columbia Heights on the 12th of this month...
当西饼古休的座上客
as guest of Hibbing Goodhue.
他将在当地庆典上演讲
Sir Robert will be speaking at our Columbia Heights Jamboree...
成为苏格兰传统节的嘉宾
and will be the highlight of this year's celebration of Scottish heritage.
勇士风笛队...我没高♥潮♥...
The Brave-Roy pipe and drill team... I'm not having orgasms... gay guys...
是你
"'8 you!"
我为了你在这儿籍酒浇愁
I've been drinking several toasts to your honor tonight, my dear.
你这个爱情骗子
Yes, to the great deceiver.
你没爱过我
You never loved me.
你只想利用我跟麦肯塔的关系
You only wanted me for my connection with... McKintyre.
以及这里的宁静海岸
And for my quiet shoreline...
好让恐♥怖♥份♥子♥登陆
the perfect place to land a small group of terrorists.
一切都为了你的谋杀计划
This is about assassination.
收音机给我关掉
Turn that bloody radio off!
拜托, 这太老套了
Please, that's far too melodramatic.
可恶
Bloody hell!
你有完没完啊
Have you quite finished?
萝伦
Lauren?
我看过你的纸条
I read your note.
我不是跟你玩游戏
I'm not here to play games, Lauren.
你在哪里
Where are you?
萝伦