拳王开饭馆（2009）

And he's down. That's it!
他被打倒了 太棒了
That's it. Cleon "Slammin"' Salmon
太棒了 克莱恩·萨米·斯莱蒙
Is still the heavyweight champion of the world.
仍然是世界重量级冠军
What a deadly punch. It's all over.
致命的一击 胜负已定
Hi. Two?
你们好 两位吗
Hey, buddy.
伙计
Do me a favor. My girlfriend don't like her tuna.
帮个忙 我女朋友不喜欢她的金枪鱼
Oh, I'm sorry. It's fine.
对不起啊 没关系的
What do you mean? You just said it was undercooked.
你在说什么呢 你刚刚还说它没弄熟呢
Tell the guy. It's fine, Anthony. The guy is busy.
跟这家伙说啊 没关系的 阿瑟尼 人家正忙着呢
Stacy, he's a monkey wrench.
斯特西 他就是个活动扳手
It's his job. Look.
他应该做的 看着啊
Oh, let me get that for you.
让我来给您捡吧
See? Just tell him what you want
看到没 直接告诉他你想要什么
and he'll do it.
他就会去做的
I'm not even that hungry. You know what?
我没有那么饿啊 你知道什么啊
Look, this is a little raw.
听着 这个没有熟
Just put a little fire on it, all right, buddy?
把它拿去再烤烤 听懂了吗 伙计
Uh, sir, tuna is a very delicate fish.
先生 金枪鱼是很嫩的
Whoa. You think you're better than me?
你觉得你比我懂得多吗
No, I don't think I'm better than you, sir.
不 我没有这样想 先生
Well, you talk to me like
你跟我说话的语气就像
I never ate a piece of fucking fish before.
我他妈的以前没吃过鱼一样
I'm sure you've had some fish before, sir.
我知道您一定吃过 先生
You know what? Tell the chef to cook it nice.
听着 叫厨师好好弄弄
And here, we need more butter.
还有 我们还要黄油
Okay. I will be right back.
好的 一会儿就好
Yeah, you will. Thank you.
是的 搞快点 谢谢
Now we got no butter.
现在我们没黄油了
Dave, can I get a re-fire?
戴维 你能把它再烤烤吗
What did you just say to me?
你刚跟我说什么
The guy on table five wants it cooked a little bit more.
五号♥桌的家伙想要它烤的再熟一点
No, they asked for it medium rare. It's perfect.
他们要三成熟的 我烤的绝对是恰到好处
If he wants it cooked more tell him to go shove it up his ass.
如果他还嫌烤的不够熟 叫他用屁♥股♥烤去
You want me to tell that guy to cook this in his ass?
你想叫我跟他说让他自己用屁♥股♥烤吗
Yeah, within the inside of his anus.
叫他用他的屁♥眼♥
come on, Dave. Fine.
帮个忙 戴维 等着瞧
Dave, come on.
戴维 别这样
Fuck him if he doesn't know what medium rare is.
我就让他见识一下什么是三成熟
Are you kidding me?
你拿我寻开心吗
When I said cook it nice,
我说要好好烤它
I didn't mean bring it back looking like a fucking turd.
不是要你拿过来一块像粪的东西
Sir, I actually do not cook the food. I am just a waiter.
先生 实际上不是我不是厨师 我只是个服务员
Oh, a smart guy.
你真聪明啊
You want to get smart with me, smart guy?
你想跟我耍小聪明吗 自作聪明的家伙
Oh, great. What are you gonna do, kick his ass?
真好啊 你想干嘛 扁他吗
Yeah, maybe I am. You want me to?
对啊 我可能会啊 你想让我扁他吗
Sure, go ahead.
当然 快去啊
You always got to beat the shit out of the loser.
你不总是痛打失败者吗
Like the waiter at the Macaroni Grill,
就像对马可尼烧烤店
the waiter at the Olive Garden, the waiter at Buca di Beppo.
橄榄花♥园♥和布卡迪柏坡的服务员一样
Sir, here at the Slammin' Salmon there are no problems, just solutions.
先生 在拳王饭馆是没有解决不了的问题的
You know what? here, you puck ass bitch. Here.
你知道吗 吃进去 你这个使坏的混♥蛋♥ 吃进去
You like that? How about some of that?
你喜欢吗 味道如何啊
Tell me what that tastes like.
告诉我尝起来如何啊
And you better say like shit.
你最好给我说像大粪一样
Like shit.
很像大粪啊
Good, now get the fuck out of here
很好 滚一边儿去
and bring us some swordfish instead.
给我们换些旗鱼
I'll be right back.
我马上就拿来
And you better not spit that out.
你最好不要把它吐出来
Okay, I will not.
好的 我不吐
Thank you.
谢谢
Up yours, you shit bird.
去你的 你这个混♥蛋♥
You've got to be fucking fucking me.
你在和我开玩笑吗
Were you just eating that piece of fish on the floor?
你刚才在吃那块地上的鱼吗
You have no idea. This guy made me eat it.
你什么都不知道 那个家伙强迫我吃的
Oh, really?
真的吗
A customer shoved the food in your mouth and told you you had to eat it?
顾客把吃的塞到你嘴里 然后叫你一定要吃吗
Yeah. He actually told me I couldn't spit it out too.
是啊 他还不让我把它吐出来
Oh man, that's crazy. What?
伙计 太疯狂了 什么
And I'm the prime minister of Narnia.
我是纳尼亚王国的国王
You're paying for that piece of fish.
那块鱼你要付钱
It was a send back.
那是顾客的退货
Then you should have put it in the send back area.
那你就应该把它放在退货区
You're paying for it. You know what?
你要付款 你知道吗
Fuck this, Carl. I quit.
去你的 卡尔 我不干了
Fine, but I'm not the one you have to tell.
可以啊 但你不应该跟我说
You've got to tell the champ.
你应该去告诉老板
And I know you don't have the guts to do it.
我知道你没那个胆去做
All right then, I'll just leave. Screw the champ.
那好吧 我马上就走 不告诉老板
You really think you can walk out of here without telling the champ?
你真的认为你不告诉老板就可以辞职不干吗
You remember Marty Millman?
还记得马蒂·米尔曼吗
Marty Millman is breathing through a hole in his throat right now.
马蒂·米尔曼正奄奄一息呢
Rich, he will find you
瑞奇 他会找到你
and ass fuck you in the face or in the mouth.
把你的脸或是嘴打的稀巴烂
Fine. Fine, I'll tell him to his face.
行 行 我当面跟他说
Okay, fine. I'll tell him myself.
好啊 很好 我会自己告诉他的
Okay, go for it. I'm gonna go right now.
好啊 快去啊 我马上就去
Okay, good luck. I'm not afraid of him.
好啊 祝你好运 我才不怕他呢
Okay, byebye. I'll see you soon.
好啊 再见啊 一会儿再见
We'll be here. Carl.
我们就在这儿等着你 卡尔
In his face, right?
打在脸上 对吗
Shit. Fuck it. Fuck this.
妈的 去他的 去他妈的
Hey, Carl. Rich Parente is not a quitter.
卡尔 瑞奇·帕瑞特才不是个懦夫呢
Guess we ain't getting our swordfish.
我想我们吃不了旗鱼了
Dude, last night was sick.
伙计 昨晚太夸张了
I was rolling with my boys down at Club Cerengue
我正和兄弟们在梅伦格舞俱乐部跳舞呢
and they called last call.
他们就说要打烊了
So I reminded them it's now daylight savings
所以我提醒他们现在是夏令时时间
and we got an extra hour.
我们还有一个小时可以玩
And in that hour I had five smirnoff ices...
那一小时我喝了5杯加冰的司木露酒
And I walked out of there
最后我跟个孟加拉的小妞
with a Bangladeshi hooker.
从那儿出来
I banged her deshi all night long.
跟她干了一晚上
Where'd you go pimping last night, playboy?
你昨晚上哪儿鬼混去啦 花心大少
I too had a wild night last night.
我也疯狂了一晚上
I made sweet hot love to an orangutan.
我和一只大猩猩甜蜜的做♥爱♥
Really? A bachelor party?
真的吗 单身舞会吗
Oh yeah. What'd it smell like?
是啊 闻起来如何啊
Bananas mostly. Really?
大部分是香蕉味 真的吗
Guy, I'm pulling your leg.
盖伊 我跟你开玩笑呢
I did not fuck an orangutan last night.
我昨晚没有上一头大猩猩
I have student teacher evaluations coming up.
有个教师评估要搞
Keep going, playboy. I'm listening.
接着说 伙计 我听着呢
There's one kid who...
有一个孩子
So, did you hear who's coming back tonight?
你听说谁今晚要回来了吗
Yeah, Connor. God, I can't believe it.
听说了啊 柯纳啊 天啊 我简直不敢相信
Can you imagine being the star of a TV show
你想想都成个电视明星了
and then having to come back and wait tables?
又要回来当服务员
I know. It's humiliating.
我知道 太丢脸了
Hey, do you think you guys will get it on again?
你觉得你俩会和好吗
Yeah right. He should be so lucky.
他得够幸运才行
You don't get two bites of the apple,
你不可能两次得到同一件东西
especially when it's golden delicious.
特别是很珍贵美好的东西
Oh, yeah.
是啊
Chow down. Yes!
开吃吧 太好了
I'm starving.
我饿死了
What you pigs are eating is the blackened cod.
你们这群猪吃的是熏鳕鱼
It comes with rosemary mashed potatoes and tempura mushrooms.
用迷迭香土豆泥和天麸罗蘑菇搭配的