校园兔女郎（2008）

Hi, everybody. I'm home.
都是你的错
This is all your fault.
对 没错 莫娜 你说得对
Yeah. You know what, Mona? You're right.
都是从你这假头发和 愚蠢的水垫胸罩开始的
It all started with this fake hair and your stupid water bras.
你没来之前 我们有自己的独特个性
You know what? Before you got here, we were individuals.
是你把我们变成了一群蠢货
You've turned us all into stupid bimbos.
我们以前过得好好的 - 现在样子多可笑啊
We were fine the way we were. - We look ridiculous.
我所有的成绩都变成C了 - 我怎么变成这副模样了?
I'm getting Cs in all my classes. - Why am I looking like this?
我不是这样的 - 真不敢相信你会让我这样对待自己
This isn't who I am. - I can't believe you let me do this to myself.
住嘴 行了 住嘴 住嘴
Guys, stop. Come on, stop, stop.
行了
Guys.
我明白了 很对不起
I understand, and I'm sorry.
我...
So I...
谢谢你们
Thank you guys for everything.
我走了 真心希望 日后我们还能再见面
I'm gonna go, and I really hope to see you guys in the future.
谢莉
Shelley.
嗨 海夫 是我谢莉
Hi, Hef, it's Shelley.
刚才是跟你开玩笑的
I was just kidding, silly.
我真想马上搬回庄园去 很想当插页女郎
I can't wait to be back at the Mansion and be a centerfold.
这是我一辈子最开心的日子
This is the happiest day of my life.
亲爱的奥利弗
Dear Oliver,
很抱歉不能当面跟你说
I'm so sorry I couldn't tell you this in person.
经过这么多事以后 我真是无颜面对你了
It was way too embarrassing to face you after everything.
我要离开奇塔 去实现我这一辈子的梦想
I am leaving the Zeta house to fulfill my lifelong dream.
我知道我的决定对你来说 也没什么意义
And I know that what I've decided to do won't make any sense to you at all,
我参加了维和部队
but I have joined the Peace Corps,
我要去一个在深山里的 叫秘鲁的国家了
and I'm going off to work in the mountains of a country called Peru.
我会遇见很多有趣的人
I'm going to meet lots of interesting people.
我知道我要去的地方很热
I'm sure it'll be very hot where I'm going.
尽管那儿会超级热
And even though it's going to be super-hot,
我也会用衣服把自己裹紧 不露出一点皮肤
I will be bundled up in clothes, barely showing any flesh.
跟你说这些 只是不想让你
I only tell you that because I don't want you to worry
担心我被晒伤
about me getting sunburned.
海夫都跟我说了 你可真够姐妹的
Hef told me what you did, and I don't think it was very sisterly of you.
你真是无聊
You are so vapid.
事实上 我聪明又博爱 你又贱又卑鄙
Actually, I'm ingenious and philanthropic, and you're a backstabbing bitch.
太好了 谢莉 太精彩了 - 谢莉!
Nice, Shelley. That was awesome. - Shelley!
希望老人护理院的 每个人都过得好好的
I hope everybody at the old folks' home is doing great.
奇塔宿舍的女孩们 我肯定她们会过得很好
And as for the Zeta girls, I'm sure they're doing fine.
奥利弗 希望你能时常想起我 你想我的时候
Oliver, I hope you think of me every once in a while, and when you do,
我希望你想的都是我的好
I hope they are good thoughts.
普特!
Pooter!
爱你的 谢莉
Love, Shelley.
你在这儿呀
There you are.
那么我们就一半谢莉 一半我们自己吧
So we'll be half Shelley and half who we really are.
能不能60%像谢莉?
Can we be 60% Shelley?
我是说 都说说看你们想哪里像她 她以前很有型的
I mean, say what you want about her, but the girl had style.
什么? - 她以前有型?
What? - "She had style"?
她现在也是啊她一心想回花♥花♥公♥子♥庄园
She still does. I mean, she just wants to be back at the Playboy Mansion.
好了 不管我们变什么样 还是要赶紧想办法
Well, whatever we're gonna be, we need to figure out, you guys.
10月15日前 我们还是要凑齐30份申请 不然一切都拜拜了
We still need 30 pledges by October 15th, or we can just kiss it all goodbye.
谁想成为真实世界的一分子? 奇塔
Who wants to be a part of something real? Zeta.
嗨 选奇塔 跟你们29个朋友说
Hi. Zeta. Tell 29 of your friends.
听我说 姑娘们!奇塔 所建立的原则是亲情
Listen up, ladies! Zeta was founded on the tenets of sisterhood,
友谊和慈爱
friendship and philanthropy.
给你
Here you go.
从那以后 我们还准备了很多超炫舞会
Yeah, and since then, we've added some pretty kick-ass parties to the list.
我们不搞评判 不会拒绝
Yeah, but instead of judging and rejecting,
我们会把所有申请放在一起 抽30个名额出来
we'll put all the pledges we get into a bowl, and we'll draw 30 names out.
纳塔丽?你的头发怎么了?
Natalie? What'd you do to your hair?
我可以把它变回去的 - 为什么?
I could change it back. - Why?
每个人都会去理发
Everyone gets haircuts.
这么大个世界 人们有很多种发型
People have lots of different styles all over the world.
我注意到 在中国 他们喜欢让头发分层
In China, they usually tend to layer it, I've noticed.
这儿不是中国 所以 我... 我可以把它变回以前的样子的
This isn't China, though. So, I just... You know, I could put it back to how it was.
哦 不 不 为什么 为什么 为什么呀? 你这样很好
Oh, no, no. Why, why, why? You look great.
是吗? - 对
I do? - Yeah.
我的意思是 你以前的发型很漂亮
Well, I mean, you looked great before, with the hair.
但是 这样子更像你
But, I mean, this feels more you.
再说了 也不是因为你的发型
I mean, besides, it's not like I want you to be my girlfriend
我才要你做我的女朋友 所以...
just because of your hairstyle. So...
女朋友?
Your girlfriend?
哦 对不起 我不是...
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to...
这是有点自以为是
It's kind of presumptuous.
就好像是说 "嘿 想做我的女朋友吗?过来坐吧"
It's like, "Hey, you wanna be my girlfriend? Sit next to me."
不 不 你不想做我的女朋友
No, no. I mean, you don't want to be my girlfriend.
追你的男生多得都挤到树上去了...
You got guys falling from trees for you, and it's like...
而我只是一个笨家伙
Here I am, just a goofy dude.
笨家伙?
"Goofy dude"?
柯比 我就像是一个电子对一个质子那样 想做你的女朋友
Colby, I want to be your girlfriend more than an electron wants to attach to a proton.
有这么想? - 是
That much? - Yeah.
可以吗?
Yeah?
怎么了?怎么了?
What? What?
我搞砸了吗? 我还可以表现得更好的
Did I mess that up? Because I can do that so much better.
不 我只是想谢谢谢莉
No, I was just thanking Shelley.
哦 谢谢你 谢莉
Oh. Thank you, Shelley.
好了 姐♥妹♥们♥ 把眼睛闭上
Okay, guys. Close your eyes.
这就是了 我们保住奇塔宿舍了
This is it. We're gonna keep the Zeta house.
哦 我的天 - 加油 奇塔!加油 奇塔!
Oh, my gosh. - Go, Zeta! Go, Zeta! Go, Zeta! Go, Zeta!
丽莉 你去寄邀请书
Lilly, go mail the bids.
嗨
Hi.
你是新来的吗?
Are you new on campus?
以前没见过你啊
I don't think we've ever met.
我叫科尔 科尔·区柯
I'm Cole. Cole Trickle.
是的 是的 我刚转学过来
Yes. Yes, I just transferred.
我叫丽莉
My name is Lilly.
嗨 - 嗨
Hi. - Hi.
那边那个女孩把这些掉地上了
That girl over there just dropped these on the floor,
她非常喜欢那个男生
and she's really into that guy.
我实在不想去打扰他们 - 好的
And I don't want to interrupt her. - Okay.
能不能帮她把这些寄了 - 当然可以
Can you mail these out for her? - Sure thing.
谢谢
Thank you.
你可以把你的电♥话♥号♥码发给我
You should totally mail me your number sometime.
好的
Okay.
你说吧 我记忆力很好的
Just give it to me. I have a great memory.
我的信呢?
Where are my envelopes?
哦 刚才掉地上了 不过现在在我这儿 马上就寄出去了
Oh, you dropped them, but I got it, and they're gonna be mailed right out.
哦 太谢谢你了
Oh, thank you so much.
我的电♥话♥是76... - 很高兴见到你 内莉
Okay, my number's 7-6... - Anyways, it was great meeting you, Nelly.
哦 我叫丽莉
Oh, but my name is Lilly, actually.
随便吧
Yeah, whatever.
再见
Bye.
现在可以给我看你的小裤头了?
Now can I see your pizzanties?
不行
No.
我不明白
I don't get it.
怎么会没人来?
Why didn't anyone show up?
姐♥妹♥们♥ 快过来看
You guys, come here and look at this.
我叫阿什利 进来吧 很高兴见到你们
I'm Ashley. Come on in. Nice to meet you guys.
邀请书你都寄出了吧?
You did send out the invitations, didn't you?
寄了
Yes.
但当时来了个男生
But there was this boy there.
我以前从没跟男生说过话 知道吗?
And I never talked to a boy before. You know?
他分散了我的注意力 就一会会儿
And he distracted me. Just for a minute.
后来我看见他和阿什利在说话
And then I saw him talking to Ashley.
他们是认识的 看他们说话的样子就知道...
And they knew each other. I could tell by the way that they talked, and...
接下来...
And...
对不起
I'm sorry.
听着 好了 可以了 开始
People, all right. That's enough. Let's go.
快点 我们是拍十一月女郎 不是十二月女郎 开始吧
We're done. We're shooting Miss November, not Miss December. Let's do this.
烟雾准备 风 开始 音乐 开始
Give me the fog. Wind, let's go. Music, let's go.
我们开始拍 十一月女郎 永远流行!开始!