杀手妻子的保镖（2021）

诱饵每一次工作
Decoys. Works every time.
你不是说这里有好几层保安吗?
Didn't you say there were several layers of security?
第二级会更…
Level two is gonna be much more, uh...
注意!
Attention!
我们把你们完全包围了
We have you completely surrounded.
绝对没有机会……
There is absolutely no chance of...
不是很实用
Not very practical.
我们能跳过几层直接说最困难的吗?
Well, can we skip a couple of levels and get to the hard shit?
确定
Sure.
长官，我们看到数据枢纽了
Sir, we have visual of the data junction.
你上，我下
You take the upper, I'll take the lower.
——啊!
- Ahh!
哦!
Ohh!
真有趣，你父亲告诉我你没有用枪
That's funny, your father told me you weren't using guns.
休假结束了
Sabbatical's over.
现在，把我的…哦
Now, give me back my... Oh.
这是什么巫术?!
What sort of witchcraft is that?!
他妈的!
Fuck!
——哦!
--Ohh!
好了，准备好了吗?
Alright, you ready for the show?
嗯?嗯?
Huh? Huh?
他妈的!
Fuck!
没关系，它们可能非常滑
That's OK, they can be terribly slippery.
啊!
Arrgh!
长官，我们已经和数据连接上了
Sir, we've made contact with the data junction.
开始训练序列
Initiating drill sequence.
哦!
Ohh!
你射得像我奶奶!
You shoot like my grandmother!
就是那个在曼谷用屁♥股♥打乒乓球的老奶奶吗?
Is that the same grandmother who shoots ping-pong balls out of her ass in Bangkok?
我是日本人，你这个无知的老人
I'm Japanese, you ignorant geriatric.
文采…只是…轻微的划痕
-Look...just... -Slight scratch.
轻微的飞溅-哦…!狗屎!啊!
-Slight splash. -Oh... -Boom! -Shit! Arrgh!
44口径的马格南有六发子弹
Magnum .44 has six rounds.
你只剩下一个了，鸡♥巴♥化石
You have only one left, cock fossil.
——操
--Fuck.
我能看到拐角!
I can see around corners!
穿墙……和沙发
Through walls... ..and sofas.
甚至你的热信♥号♥♥看起来也很老
Even your heat signature looks old.
吻……我的……屁♥股♥
Kiss...my...ass.
啊!
Arrgh!
——啊!
--Arrgh!
爱哭的宝贝，爱哭的宝贝……
*Cry baby, cry baby... *
啊!
Arrgh!
看到了标志,它打开了我的眼睛
*I saw the sign * And it opened up my eyes... *
你是幸运的……你很幸运，我喜欢这首歌♥
You're lucky...you're lucky I love this song.
在你所处的光明中……
*Into the light where you be... *
数据连接受损
Data junction compromised.
开始上传幻影H47病毒
Commence upload of Phantom H47 virus.
病毒上传了
Virus upload initiated.
预计时间-六分钟
Estimated time - six minutes.
长官，第一层好像在追捕一个诱饵
Sir, it appears that level one were chasing a decoy.
马格努松和森托会搞定的
Magnusson and Zento will take care of it.
杀了她
Kill her.
来吧，杀手!
Come on, hit man!
啊!
Ahh!
啊
Ahh.
啊!
Arrgh!
啊!
Arrgh!
——啊!
--Ahh!
病毒上传
Virus uploading.
剩余时间- 5分钟
Time remaining - five minutes.
跟我的小菲洛斯打个招呼
Say hello to my little filos.
作为他的保镖，我强烈建议你放下枪
As his bodyguard, I strongly advise you put the gun down.
作为他的保镖，我强烈建议你放下枪
As HIS bodyguard, I strongly advise YOU to put the gun down.
我不能那么做
I can't do that.
打个电♥话♥审查委员会就会给你续证
One phone call and the review board renews your licence.
这是你一直想要的，儿子
This is what you've always wanted, son.
他是我的朋友
He's my friend.
他是我最好的朋友我永远的好朋友
He's my best friend. My BFF.
这就是“永远最好的朋友”
That's 'best friends forever'.
——啊!——啊!
- Ahh! - Arrgh!
啊!
Arrgh!
——啊!
- Ahh!
——病毒上传——爸爸
- Virus upload. - Dad.
剩余时间……-爸爸爸爸,爸爸!该死的!
-Time remaining... -Dad. Dad, Dad! Dammit!
-．.四分钟-你穿凯夫拉尔防弹衣吗?
-..four minutes. -Are you wearing Kevlar?
哦!
Ohh!
哦!
Ohh!
我当然要穿凯夫拉尔防弹衣
--Of course I'm wearing Kevlar.
我已经九十岁了，布莱斯
I'm a 90-year-old man, Bryce.
那么，这些故事都是关于什么的?
What were all those stories about, then?
——耶稣哦!
- Jesus. Ohh!
这只是为了提高图书销量
That was just to boost book sales.
啊!
Arrgh!
啊!是的!
-Ugh! -Yah!
啊!
Ugh!
嗯?
Huh?
——嗷!
--Oww!
死的时候到了，你这老婆子
Time to die, you old cow.
——啊!
--Arrgh!
Puta de mierda!
- Puta de mierda!
啊!
Ugh!
啊!
Arrgh!
——啊!
--Arrgh!
你父亲现在让你做他想做的事了，孩子
Your father's got you right where he wants you now, kid.
你不是我父亲
You're not my father.
只是我妈以前上过的一个男人
Just some dude my mom used to bang.
哦!啊!
Ohh! Arrgh!
——上帝!你在干什么?
--God! what are you doing?
我都要尿尿了
That's making me pee.
这就是所谓的间谍情报技术
It's called tradecraft.
-你真机灵——病毒上传
- You're so spry. - Virus upload.
剩余时间-三分钟
Time remaining - three minutes.
忘了你的训练吧，小詹姆斯?
Forget your training, Junior?
你忘了是谁训练了我
You forget who trained me.
——啊!
- Ahh!
——啊!——草泥马!
- Arrgh! - Motherfucker!
啊!
Ugh!
——啊!
- Arrgh!
——是的!
- Yah!
看来我们陷入僵局了
Guess we're at a stalemate.
我猜不是
I guess not.
你好,亲爱的你搞定那个骗子了吗?
Hello, darling. Did you finish the con woman?
她最后说的话是她和丈夫有些共同之处
Her last words were that she had something in common with her husband.
我们都是不死之身
We're both fucking unkillable.
——操!啊!
--Fuck! Arrgh!
病毒上传-两分钟
Virus upload - two minutes.
——哦!
- Ohh!
aaa总是有三个最后一句话吗?
Triple-A always has three. Any last words?
小折刀是一种多功能工具
Penknife's a very versatile tool.
没人预见到它的到来
No-one sees it coming.
你……娘
You...motherfuckers.
没错，没老二的爸爸
That's right, papa dickless.
你得有资格叫我们混♥蛋♥
You gotta earn the right to call us motherfuckers.
——草泥马——啊!
- Motherfucker. - Arrgh!
——病毒上传
- Virus upload.
剩余时间- 50秒
Time remaining - 50 seconds.
不坏
Not bad.
但你失败了病毒上传
-But you failed. -Virus upload.
剩余时间……-不,不,不
-Time remaining... -No, no, no.