爬坡人生（2019）

抱歉
你能骑慢点吗
Can you go slower?
好 抱歉
Yeah, sorry.
能把水瓶给我吗
Can I have the water bottle?
好
Yeah.
法语 表示大容量的运动水壶
这叫运动水壶
It's called a bidon.
里面是什么
What's in it?
法奇那
Orangina.
法国一种橙味汽水
-谢谢 -不客气
- Thanks. - No problem.
不是 我是说谢谢你
No, thanks for this.
带我来这里
For getting me out here.
我从来没想过做这些
I never would have thought of doing this.
-这里很美 -是的
- It's beautiful. - Yeah.
而且我也需要减减肥了
And I kind of need it because I've been getting fat.
是的 很多人婚礼前都要减肥
Yeah. Most people get in shape before their wedding.
没错
Yeah.
我没有这么做
I... I didn't do that.
嘿 当你上坡的时候
Yeah. Hey, when we hit the hill up here,
尽量保持一个稳定的节奏
try to keep, like, a steady cadence.
什么叫节奏
What's a cadence?
蹬的频率 就是你脚踩踏板的节奏
Your pedal cadence, it's the rhythm of your feet as they move.
-你要让它们不停转动 -好的
- You want to keep them consistently moving. - All right.
所以你很喜欢这个吗
So you're, like, really into this.
骑车吗
Cycling?
-对 -是的 我很爱骑车
- Yeah. - Yeah. It's like... I love it.
你懂的 风景很美 可以出很多汗
You know, it's beautiful, you sweat a lot.
某些时候能帮助我整理思绪 你懂的
Helps me clear my head when, you know...
也许等我回家之后
Maybe when I get back home,
我可以买♥♥辆自行车 我们可以一起骑
I can get a bike and we can do it together.
这可以变成我们的活动
This could be, like, our thing.
-好啊 那很棒 -好
- Yeah. That'd be cool. - Cool.
迈克 我要结婚了 多棒呀
Mike, I'm getting married. How awesome is that?
很棒
Awesome.
她是世界上最好的女人
She's the best.
是有史以来最好的人
She's like the best person ever.
我不用为了跟她在一起改变自己 你懂吗
I don't have to change to be with her, you know?
记得玛丽萨逼我做罗伯·托马斯的发型吗
Remember how Marissa made me get that Rob Thomas haircut
火柴盒乐队主唱 曾获选为人物杂♥志♥50名全球最美丽的人物之一
还有蒂娜 逼我做了一年无神论者
and Tina made me be an atheist for a year?
-是的 我记得 -嗯
- Yeah, I remember that. - Yeah.
艾娃就不是那样
Ava isn't like that.
她爱真实的我
She loves me for who I am.
而我也爱真实的她
And I love her for who she is.
我迫不及待地想跟她共度余生
And I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with her.
凯尔 我跟艾娃睡过
Kyle, I slept with Ava.
什么
What?
什么叫睡过
What do you mean "slept"?
就是 我们有过性行为
Like, we sexually slept together.
该死
Shit.
好吧
All right.
我的天哪
Oh, my God.
我他妈的要杀了你
I'm gonna fucking kill you.
我他妈的要杀了你
I'm gonna fucking kill you.
什么时候的事
Now, when?
你们什么时候睡的
When did you sleep together?
-我不记得具体哪一些日期了 -一些
- I don't know the exact dates. I didn't... - Dates?!
伙计 慢一点 你要跟着自己的节奏
Dude, slow down, you should pace yourself.
-多久 -大概还有四分之一英里
- How long? - Like a quarter mile.
不 你们在一起睡了多久了
No, how long has this been going on?
什么时候开始的
When did it start?!
她搬到纽约的时候
When she moved to New York.
那是三年前了
Three years ago!
他妈的这么久吗
This whole fucking time?!
不是
No.
我们不是一直在一起 你懂的
No, not the whole time. It was... You know.
是在你们开始约会之前
It was before you guys started dating.
行吧
Okay.
好吧 迈克
Okay, Mike.
你们睡过
You guys slept together.
事情发生了
It happened.
那是过去了
It's in the past.
现在也还在发生
It also happened in the present.
该死的 迈克
Fuck, Mike!
换挡 你得加快节奏了
Switch gears, you need to pedal at a higher cadence.
去你的 迈克
Fuck you, Mike.
你就像 你就像现实中的叛徒犹大
You're like... You're like a real-life Judas.
耶稣十二门徒之一 因为三十个银币将耶稣出♥卖♥♥♥给罗马政♥府♥
往好处想 那就是说你像耶稣 所以
On the plus side, that makes you like Jesus, so that's like a...
那是个笑话吗
Is that a joke?
你是在开玩笑吗
Are you making a joke?
你说得对
You're right.
这个笑话不太合适
It was in bad taste.
凯尔 你希望我说什么呢
Kyle, what do you want me to say?
-说我很抱歉吗 -说你很抱歉
- "I'm sorry"? - "I'm sorry"!
我不是故意的 那就像是
I didn't plan this, it sort of just like...
自然而然地就发生了 我也不知道
It happened. I don't know.
是因为她
There's something about her,
她又聪明又风趣
like she's smart and she's interesting
而且她能用臀部做一些
and she does this thing with her hips that I've never...
臀部吗
The hip thing?
她是我的未婚妻
She's my fiancée.
你觉得我会不知道她的臀部吗
You think I don't know about the hip thing?
你说得对 抱歉
You're right. I'm sorry.
如果我抓到你 我要杀了你
If I catch you, I'm gonna kill you.
我知道 这就是我为什么等到上坡才说
I know, that's why I waited for the hill.
你可以的 加油
Yeah, you got this. Come on.
-迈克 闭嘴 -使劲踩
- Mike, shut up. - Dig!
去你♥妈♥的♥
Fuck you!
用力
Push it.
你为什么要告诉我
Why are you doing this?
-我觉得你会想知道 -我为什么会想知道
- I just thought you'd wanna know. - Why would I wanna know?
我也不知道 朋友
I don't know, man.
你要结婚了 而且
You're getting married, and...
我是你的伴郎 我必须告诉你
I'm your best man, I had to tell you.
你不再是我的伴郎了
You're not my best man anymore.
我演讲稿都写好了
I wrote a speech.
我不管
I don't care.
那谁来当你的伴郎呢
Who's gonna be your best man?
谁都行 迈克
Anybody, Mike.
除了你 谁都可以当我的伴郎
Anybody but you is gonna be my best man.
那水壶要30美元呢
That's like a $30 bidon.
运动水壶到底是什么意思
What does "bidon" even mean?
是自行车专用水瓶的法语
It's a French word for bicycle water bottle.
从旁边走
Go around!
绕过去
Go around!
他妈的给我从旁边过去
Fucking go around!
混球
Asshole!
去你♥妈♥的♥
Fuck you.
狗崽子
Motherfucker!
爬坡人生
去你的
Fuck you!
你♥他♥妈♥的有什么毛病 混♥蛋♥
What the fuck is your problem, motherfucker?
他妈的混♥蛋♥
Fucking asshole.
你♥他♥妈♥的放开我
Get the fuck off me!
爸爸 你没事吧
[French]
没事宝贝 回到你的位子上 我马上来
[French]
他妈的住手
Fucking stop!
好了 好了 好了
Okay, okay, okay...
该死的
Oh, fuck.
我的天哪
Holy shit.
噢 这里有马
Oh, horses.