余兴派对（2018）

有人吗
Hello!
有人吗
Hello, anybody here
嘿 那边
Yo! Hey, there.
你是停车的人吗
Are you the gentleman parking my car
因为我要人帮忙
Because I'm sort of particular about the whole thing.
把车钥匙放里面 我等会就去
Just leave the keys over on the desk. I'll get to it in a few, man.
-等等 你在看黄♥片♥吗 -不是 这是教育片
- Wait, dude, are you watching porn- No, it's an educational video.
那个医生在干2个护士
That doctor is titty-fucking two nurses at the same time.
我是医学生
Yeah, I'm pre-med, man.
好的 难以相信我要这样说
Okay, I can't even believe that I have to say this right now,
请不要在我的车里自渎
but please don't jerk off in my car, all right
-你的车是哪一部 -白色那部
- Which one was yours- The white one.
那边的幻影
Big Phantom, right there.
知道了
I got you.
-别打飞机 -知道了 你放心吧
- Semen-free zone. - You're good, man. I'll take care of you.
售票处
-有何贵干 -你要来一段吗
- Help you- Gonna drop me a beat
-不要 -好的
- No. - Yeah.
好的 姓莱文 叫杰弗里
Okay, last name Levine First name Jeffrey
就像扭伤的关节 兄弟 你要来检查下
Like a sprained ankle, boy You'd better check me
抱歉 你可以查查杰弗里·莱文吗？
Sorry. Can you check under Jeffrey Levine for me, please
-没有你的名字 -什么
- Yeah, I don't have you. - What
不可能 是拉缪尔的名单吗？
No, that can't be. You checked Rahmel's list
-是的 -查查有没有“噢”
- I did. - Can you check under OH!, please
大写的O和H 还有感叹号♥
It's spelled capital O, capital H, exclamation point.
没有
There's no "OH!"
什么
What about...
抽搐男孩？
Seezjah Boy
我的天 是你
Oh, my God, that is you.
你好吗
Oh, my God, are you okay
很好 谢谢
Yeah, I'm good. Thanks.
这个也没有 不能让你们进去
I don't have you here either, so I can't let you guys in.
真操蛋
Oh, fuck a duck!
-抱歉 -等等
- Sorry. - Wait!
我能拍个照给儿子吗
If I could just really quickly just get like a... for my son
你懂吗
You know what I meanJust my...
你要做那个姿势
But you gotta do the thing!
那个姿势
Just do the thing, you know.
做一下
Do the thing.
很好 非常好
That's good! That's really good.
好的 谢谢
Okay.Thanks.
再见
Bye, baby.
杰西卡 这是我第5个语♥音♥邮件 难道我要飞鸽传书吗？
Jessica, this is my fifth voicemail. Do I need to send you a fucking raven
你让我在客户面前很难堪
You're making me look awful in front of my client.
法兰治·蒙大拿
Frankie Montana
杰弗里的头要爆♥炸♥了
Jeff's head is about to pop off.
他的心脏没事 但他要冷静点
His heart is in the right place, but he needs to stop spazzing out.
他就跟老爸一个样
He's turning into our Dad.
那是他最害怕的
That's like his biggest fear in life.
我也差不多 变成我母亲那样 可能还好一点
Mine is drowning, but turning into my mother is a close second.
我挺喜欢你母亲
I kinda like your mom.
没事吧
Is everything cool or...
抱歉 我要走了
I am so sorry. I have to go.
你在海军里加油 你会很棒的
But good luck in the Marines. You're gonna be great.
你去哪里
Where you going
我去见些朋友
I gotta meet up with some friends.
嘿 如果你要找我 我在海湾大道245号♥
Hey, stop by later. 245 Bay Avenue.
就在布♥什♥威克
If you want. It's in Bushwick.
操
Fuck!
好的 去看演出泡汤了
Okay, so, my ticket connect has gone dark,
但我联♥系♥上了伯纳德
but I was able to track down Bernard the intern.
艾丽莎走了
Alicia fucking left.
别管那个
Man, fuck that noise. Look...
我们今晚还有大事要做
we got more important things to worry about tonight, okay
我不想吓到你
I didn't wanna tell you, because I didn't wanna freak you out
否则你可能不会来
and I knew you wouldn't come otherwise, but...
拉缪尔就在后台 准备和你签约
Rahmel is backstage and he is ready to sign you.
-闭嘴 -你可以看看这封邮件
- Shut up. - Dude, read the email for yourself.
这只是教你怎么过去
This is just directions to fucking Will Call.
原话是 可以和拉缪尔见一两分钟
It literally says, "Might be able to get OH! a minute or two with Rahmel,
但不保证什么 笑脸？
but no promises." Smiley face
这个笑脸就是钥匙
That smiley face right there is key.
我们已经站在门口了
Owen, it's a foot in the door.
你只需要打动拉缪尔
Then all you have to do is spit a fire verse for Rahmel,
不再吐在谁身上 我们就能拿到唱片合约
not projectile vomit on anyone, and boom, we got ourselves a record deal.
你刚才撒谎说拉缪尔要签我们
So, you just lied and Rahmel is not here to sign us.
拉缪尔就在这里
Rahmel is here.
如果你好好配合 他会签下我们
And he could sign us if you just nut up and stick to my plan.
我喜欢你的坚持
I love your hustle.
-你是我最好的朋友之一 -之一？
- You're one of my best friends, right- "One of"
但你要明白 已经结束了
But understand something. It's over.
结束了
It's over.
兄弟 你去哪里
Bro, where you going
去布鲁克林找艾丽莎
To Brooklyn to find Alicia.
艾丽莎有新男友
Alicia has a new boyfriend.
今晚的第二个谎言
Lie number two tonight.
抱歉好吗？
I'm sorry! Okay
我只是不想你浪费时间
But I just don't wanna see you waste your last night.
我的最后一夜宁愿和你姐姐一起
I would rather waste my last night trying to get with your sister
也不想在别人面前嘻哈 他们不会给抽搐男孩合约的
than rapping for some exec who's never gonna give Seezjah Boy a fucking deal.
奥云
Owen!
-你来了 -是的
- You actually came. - I did.
这个给你 宝贝 小份威士忌
Well, here you go, babe.Small-batch whiskey,
手酿的苦啤 我混了点姜汁进去
artisanal bitters, and I muddled the ginger just for you.
-好的 -嗯
- Okay- Yeah.
奥云 这是布鲁克林
Owen, this is Brooklyn.
我知道我们在哪里
Yeah. No, I know where we're at.
我叫布鲁克林
No, my name is Brooklyn.
你跟大卫·碧咸的儿子同名？
Oh, like you're named after like David Beckham's son
我比他老多了 这是谁
No, I'm much older than that. Who is this guy
这是弟弟的好友
This is my little brother's best friend
他明天就要去参加海军了
and he's actually shipping off to the Marines tomorrow.
靠 我太嫉妒了
Sick! I am so jealous.
我的很多节日行头都是军服
My entire festival wardrobe is military inspired.
宝贝 我最喜欢的衣服是什么
Babe, what is my favorite textile
-我不知道 -是迷彩服
- I do not know. - It's camo.
很棒
Sick.
给你 3张贵宾入场券
Here you go, three VIP all-access badges for you.
非常感谢 这次欠你大人情
Bro, thank you so much. I owe you big time for this.
你有什么需要 跟我说
Anything you need, I got you.
没问题 那个抽搐男孩的事不好
Yo. No problem, man. That Seezjah Boy shit ain't right.
我也想帮噢重返正轨
Anything I can do to help OH! bounce back, you know I got you.
太棒了 兄弟
Awesome. My guy.
我要走了 我去找他
Yo. I should probably get off though, I gotta go get him.
我能问个事吗
Actually, can I ask you something
你说吧
Anything. Shoot.
让我戴一下你的表
Let me rock your watch.
什么 真的吗？
WhatNo, really
你喜欢这表？这不是潮品
You like this watchIt ain't even that dope.
什么 真的？兄弟 这是金劳力士
"WhatReallyYou like this..." Nigga, it's a gold Rolex.
每个人都喜欢这表
Everyone likes that watch, okay
我打算吸引些妞
I'm trying to go flex on these groupies in here, man. Please.
帮个忙 我是个实习生 这是法兰治·蒙大拿的演唱会
Help a guy out. I'm a unpaid intern and that's a French Montana concert.
好吧 这就当是 你下一份工作的敲门砖
All right. I was thinking more like a reference for your next job,
给你 劳力士
but here you go. Here's a Rolex.
你知道现在做什么
Shit, you know what time it is
我去约炮了
Time for me to get my dick sucked.
好吧
Tight.
嘿 你把食物放在车上了吗
Hey, did you leave food in here or something
什么？没有 这些座椅有点粘粘的
WhatNo.These seats are mad sticky, bro.
反正等会见了