余兴派对（2018）

他在拉屎
He's taking a shit.
-现在 -人家拉屎我怎么嘻哈
- Right now. - Not gonna rap for a guy taking a shit.
-拉缪尔先生 -你闭嘴
- Rahmel, sir- Shut the fuck up!
我明白这有点不大合适 但我的兄弟
I understand this is a bit unorthodox, but my guy OH! here
是街头最棒的嘻哈歌♥手 只是没有合同
is the hottest rapper in the streets without a record deal.
你请安坐 让他为你表演
So, hold on to that seat, 'cause he's about to drop some shit for you.
真的？
Really
你好 年轻就是 噢 你好吗？
Hello, it's young OH! How you doingHi
我喜欢面前的一切 包括困难
I like all real shit in front of me And all bullshit aside
我已经厌倦 但还没死
I been sick with it my whole life And I ain't even die
黑鬼 我已经3周没睡觉但不觉得累
Nigga, I ain't sleep in three weeks And I ain't even tired
写了10万行歌♥词 我不会作伪
Yo, wrote 100,000 raps And never had to lie
我看了《耶稣受难记》2次 但没有落泪
I watched Passion of the Christ twice And I ain't even cry
也许有一次
Okay, well, maybe that one time
有时我们总要做恶人
But everybody gets to be A little bitch sometimes
我浪费了很多时间
I've been wasting dumb time
我认真呼吸后想起 我需要冷静下来
But I take a breath and remember I need a chill pill
我的努力让自己的强迫症发作
My trying to make it OCD is kicking in for real real
头脑里就像末日 恐惧消失
It's like Armageddon in my head The fear of missing out
我经受的一切 黑鬼 我不得不坐下
The way that I be getting, nigga I be stressing sitting down
打给时光老人 什么时候才轮到我
Yo, so I'll call Father Time, like "Uh, when is it my time
你以为你可以得到一点关注
You think you can shed A tiny little ounce of limelight
我有这么糟吗 我唱得不好吗
I mean, what, do I fucking suckDo I not rhyme tight
我需要自♥拍♥做宣传吗
Do I need to sell myself with selfies On my timeline
我想东又想西
While I'm worried about this
我没接到母亲打来的2万个来电
I done missed about 20,000 calls From my moms
我给她发短♥信♥ 别担心 妈妈
So, I sent her a text Like, "Don't trip, Mama
我会打给你 有空的时候 我错了
I'm gonna hit you back once I'm on I'm wrong"
你开心了
Happy
那个冲水就是唱片合同对吗？
That the flush of a record deal, Rahmel- Ha!
拉缪尔在洛杉矶
Rahmel is in LA.
那是他的实习生 伯纳德
That's his intern, Bernard.
伯纳 捡起来
Yo, Bernie, pick that up!
你一早就可以表明身份
You could have said something, Bernie.
我为什么要说 挺不错的
Why would I do thatThat was actually hot.
我支持你
I fucks with OH!
你先洗手
After you wash, my G.
伯纳德 请叫拉缪尔本周四 来看“噢”
Bernard, please tell Rahmel to come see OH! this Thursday
在查曼的说唱比赛 肯定很棒棒
at Charlamagne's Up Next MC Showcase. Sure to be lit as tits.
棒棒
"Lit as tits."
整个地下室都是想做明星的业余歌♥手 还没有妞
A basement full of broke-ass SoundCloud rappers and zero bitches
怎么可能棒棒
is gonna be "lit as tits"
老实说 你人不错 但唱得太烂了
I mean, no offense, man, you're nice, but that sounds horrible.
好吧 这是一♥码♥事
Okay. No, that's one way of looking at it.
但换个角度 有什么比让你老板
But another is, what could be more lit than showing your boss
知道你发现了明日之星更棒的事情
you discovered the next 21 Savage
说不定你还能做唱片监制
and then possibly getting a producer credit on the album
你是冈斯特吗
You gangsta
你会说帮派和暴♥力♥的破事吗
You in that murder gang shitSlaughter gang shit
-不会 -你是硬汉吗
- Not really. - You hard
你会屌♥别人的老妈？
You shoot somebody's mom before
兄弟 就屌♥我妈 她是个贱♥人♥
Dude, just shoot my mom. She's a total fucking bitch.
我跟你说 我不仅要唱片监制
I'll tell you this. Why don't y'all change that producer credit
还要独♥立♥监制
to an executive producer credit
我会让拉缪尔本周四坐在前排
and I'll make sure Rahmel is front row center on Thursday.
没问题
Done.
-好的 -好的
- All right. - All right.
-回头见 -再见
- I'll see y'all. - See ya.
谁让你们进来的
Wait, who let y'all in here
这个
Shit...
-高层 -保安 那些高层
- The higher-ups. - Security. The higher-ups.
我能问个问题
Can I ask you a question
我不知道我妹妹有没有对象
Bro, I do not know if my sister is dating anybody, okay
她是后女权主义者
She's post-feminist,
我现在才明白 这表示她很滥交
which I'm now realizing just means she fucks a lot.
好的 跟这个没关系
Okay. Not really about your sister.
有没有一次
For once.
你真的认为我有天分
Do you think I actually have the talent to do this shit for real
你认真的吗
Seriously
我都不屑于回答你
Okay, I'm not even gonna dignify that with a response.
那有什么不对
What's missing then
过去三年我们像狗一样辛苦
'Cause we've been going hard for like three years,
拍音乐视频 参加所有比赛
shooting music videos, doing every MC battle...
词汇
驻唱 播客这些渠道我们都试过
...open mic night, and fucking podcast we can possibly find.
我们发了足足4个混音专辑
We've dropped not one, not two, not three, but four mixtapes.
4个 没人这样干 连“未来”都没有
Four. Nobody does that, not even Future.
-第5张就成功的了 -我有7402个Instagram关注
- Fifth one's gonna be the one, my guy. - I have 7,402 Instagram followers.
我连k都没有
I don't even have a fucking K.
你知道作为一个说唱歌♥手 关注者这么少多尴尬
You know how embarrassing that is as a rapper to not have a K
我妈的烹饪页面都有k 那还是不公开的
My mom's meatloaf fan page has a K, and that shit's on private.
奥云 我们最棒的是永不放弃
Owen, the genius thing we did was never give up.
算了吧 谁说的
C'mon, who said that
这种鸡汤别当真
You really gotta chill with the motivational memes, bro.
Jay-Z说的
Jay-Z said that.
如果你不听我的
So, if you're not gonna listen to me,
听听那个将屌♥插♥进♥碧昂丝的家伙
listen to the guy that gets to put his D in B on the reg,
因为他永不放弃
all because he never gave up.
当初所有的唱片厂牌都没选他
Even when every record label passed on Hova God.
我爸昨晚又提起参军的事
My pops mentioned enlisting again last night.
我还是选肯迪克 科尔 洛奇
I still go Kendrick, Cole, Rocky,
机会 扑杀T
Chance, Pusha T.
你怎么不把你自己排进去 最好的5个
How are you not on your own top five list of lyricists
因为我有耳朵
Because I have ears.
我的前5是“噢” 你永远是第一
My top five goes OH! number one always, okay
然后是姬奥 小乌兹 小韦恩 小帕普
Then you have Quavo, Lil Uzi, Lil Wayne, Lil Pump.
这么多小
Okay, that's a lot of littles.
你们根本不懂真正的嘻哈
Kids don't know shit about real hip hop, yo.
你们忘了纳坚
What about the god Rakim
-在Spotify上有这个人？ -纳坚怎么拼？
- Is he on Spotify - Sir, how do you spell Rakim
你开玩笑 那是个巨星
You kidding meHe's an icon.
你们2个不是渣男
All right, so y'all not total fuck boys after all.
当然不是
No, sir. No, we're not.
那你这家伙为什么穿成这样
Well, then, why is your man dressed like it
我的衣服没问题
My outfit is fire.
你的衣服太老土了 你想做什么人
Your outfit is wow corny, son. Who you trying to be
做自己
Myself.
可能有点西裔感觉
With a hint of the Migos.
是不是太过了
Is it too much, Migos
-太过了 -听着
- Way too much Migos. - Listen.
文化在消亡 你们是未来
The culture is dying and y'all are the future.
帮个忙
Do me a favor.
别把未来搞砸了
Don't fuck up the future.
我们会搞砸的
Oh, we're gonna fuck up the future.
用好的方式
No, but like in a good way.
就像“未来”在断句上的创新
Like how Future fucks up some commas, you know
对吗？
Right
靠
Damn.
我有没有跟你说过
Dude, have I told you how fucking little
我会很想念这些高中的贱♥人♥
I'm gonna miss these bitches from high school
当我和你站在顶尖舞台上的时候
when you and I are on that main festival stage just crushing the game
-你说过几千次 -好的
- Six-thousand times. - Yeah.
我们要再想点别的
We gotta think of some other shit.
-这个太奇怪了 -你不喜欢吗
- This is weird. - You don't like it
那就换一个 我现在回家好好想想
We'll scrap it.I'm gonna home, gonna workshop some shit,
回头给你些选择 好吗
and then I'm gonna send you some options, okay
-好好想想 -我会的
- Think of something. - I will. I promise.
-好的 -好的
- All right, fam. - All right, man.
我爱你
I love you!
别说那么大声
Don't say that out loud.
别担心 奥云 没事