甜蜜十一月（2001）

天哪，却斯
Oh, God, Chaz...
我们应该会很开心
Please tell me we're gonna have fun.
感恩节很好玩，对吧?
(BOTH SIGH)
Thanksgiving is fun, right?
我们会…
It's fun. It's...
狂欢一场
It'll be a riot.
过来
Here. Come here.
抱一下
Give us a cuddle.
谢谢
Thanks.
(SMOOCHES)
我要狂欢
I need some fun.
Mmm.
他向我求婚了
You know, he asked me to marry him.
他又不是第一个
He's not the first.
对，但我第一次想答应
No, but it was the first time I wanted to say yes. (CHUCKLES)
那你干嘛拒绝?
So why didn't you?
因为…
Because, Chaz... (SIGHS)
情况超出掌控范围了
I let the whole thing go too far.
是吗?谁的掌控范围?
Oh, yeahToo far for who?
我们两个的
Both of us.
反正…
Anyway...
没必要谈了，他走了
No need to talk about it. He's gone.
你没赶他走
Well, you did kick him out.
只要你点头他就会回来
He'll be back if you let him.
我不希望他回来
I don't want him to come back.
好吧
Right.
打破自己的规则也无妨
You know, it's okay to break your own rules, Sara.
你们彼此相爱
You fell in love.
这是好事
That's great.
或许不尽如你意
It may not be according to your master plan,
但你不可能掌控一切
but you can't control everything.
够了
Okay, just stop it.
别再谈这件事了，却斯
I really don't need this right now, Chaz.
天哪
Jesus.
我没权利让他承受这一切
There's... There's no rule
that gives me the right to put him through
饱受煎熬
all of this...
我不能…
This hell.
I don't...
(SIGHS)
他终究会伤心
It's just gonna hurt him in the end.
无论你怎么做他都会伤心
It'll hurt, whatever you do.
我们都会
We all will.
但是…
Oh, but...
我学到了一件事
If I've learned anything,
你应该和爱你的人在一起
it's that you should have the people who love you
不管多久都没关系
around you
as long as you possibly can.
对
Yeah.
乾杯
AL: Yeah, a toast. Toast.
乾杯
SARA: Ah.
敬抢土地又屠♥杀♥原住民的日子
AL: Okay.
Happy we-stole-your-land- and-killed-your-people day.
艾尔!
Oh, Al!
说得好
That's a good one, Al. I'll drink to that.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
敬各位
OSIRIS: Here's to ya.
来吧
Here you go, babe.
OSIRIS: Here's to you.
圣诞快乐
Merry Christmas!
Oh...
圣诞快乐
NELSON: Merry Christmas!
圣诞快乐，莎拉
Merry Christmas, Sara.
今天不是感恩节吗?
Well, I think it's Thanksgiving, isn't it?
你要过圣诞节
Not for you.
你不必等到那时候
You shouldn't have to wait.
(CHORTLES)
有没有人和我一样…
Uh... Is it just me,
突然想吃中国菜?
or has anyone else got a sudden desire
赞成
for Chinese food?
赞成
Right on! Yeah.
Yes. Fine.
很高兴见到你，尼尔森
It's good to see you, Nelson.
你知道中国人怎么过圣诞节吗?
Do you know how the Chinese
再见
celebrate Christmas...
See you, sweetie. And Thanksgiving?
圣诞老人再见
Well, at Thanksgiving,
我以为你不会来
what they do is...
谢了
Thought you'd never get here. Thanks.
BRANDON: Come on, let's go.
(DOOR CLOSES)
为了你…
For you,
亲爱的莎拉…
my sweet Sara,
我准备了…
I bring you
十二件圣诞礼物
12 gifts of Christmas.
第一件…
One!
举世间名的腊肠
The famous Columbo log,
腊肠让我们彼此认识
the salami that started it all.
第二件…
Two,
彩色假发
a kaleidoscope of a coiffure
给狂吠宠物的美容师
for the barking mad pet crusader.
第三件…
Number three,
用来鞭打性♥奴♥隶的鞭子
a bullwhip,
让你用来统治你的世界
for the dizzy dominatrix
so you can rule your world in style
让我臣服于你
and whip me into shape.
第四件…
Four.
这是…
I present...
为了莎拉特制的香水
"Sara," a custom-made fragrance
我身上就间得到你的亲密关系
capturing that special something
a woman leaves on a man.
尼尔森，这…
Nelson, this is...
才刚开始而已
Only the beginning.
第五件…
Five.
“为何雪莉有胸毛?”
Why is Harriet so hairy?
深入了解那两位…
(CHUCKLING)
The definitive guide
喜欢男扮女装的朋友
to understanding our transvestite friends.
(CHUCKLES)
第六件…
Six.
小泡泡
Tiny bubbles,
代表我们最爱的泡泡澡
for those leisurely soaks we love so much.
第七件…
Oh...
Number seven...
市营电车百周年纪念品
A hundred muni train tokens,
代表你…
for the many, many
无数次的电车之旅
great rides of your life.
第八件…
Number eight.
令人陶醉的音乐精选
A collection of music to swoon by.
碰巧和第九件礼物搭配成套
Which, by the way,
happens to go very nicely with gift number nine.
舞蹈课程
Dance classes.
缪德莉舞蹈学院
Mildred's Academy of Dance,
让你不再踩到我的脚
guaranteed to get you off my toes...
一星期保证班
In a week.
你确定?
You're sure(CHUCKLES)
确定
I'm positive.
第十件…
Number 10.
专为不爱洗碗的女士所设计
For the gentle lady
who hates doing dishes.
洗碗机！
A dishwasher!
(SARA SCREAMS)
尼尔森，这份礼物太昂贵了
Nelson, this is too much.
还不够
It's not enough.
第十一件…
Number 11.
活生生出现在你家里
Live and in your apartment,
应观众要求
back by popular demand,
让我们欢迎…
I give you...
尔尼
Ernie!
不会吧
(GASPS) (ERNIE WHIMPERS)
No!
嗨，宝贝
Hi! (WHIMPERING)
Hi, baby.