丽莎·弗兰肯斯坦（2024）

这太美好啦
That's so cute.
是的 一切都非常顺利
Yeah. Everything worked out nice.
所以... -嘿
So, like... - Hey.
我找到啤酒桶了 -噢 谢谢
I found the keg. - Oh. Thank you.
其实跟苏格兰马尿一样 但你懂
It's Clydesdale piss, but, you know...
一起上过几节课 -今年吗?
Just a couple classes. - This year?
就这个学期
This semester.
保佑你
Bless.
呃 总之
Uh, anyway...
你想尝尝吗?
...do you want a sip?
我来一杯 -不是
I'll take one. - No, right.
我怎么会以为她有派对精神呢?
Why would I assume that she parties?
好吧 我来一杯
All right, I'll take one.
让我看一眼
Let me see that real quick.
怎么了?
What?
这是什么? -我还真不知道
What is this? - You know, I'm not really sure.
达伦给我的 -得了吧
I got it off, um, Darren? - Come on.
怎么了? -可怜的姑娘一下子喝太多了
What? - Poor girl just went from Pepsi Free to PCP.
你太浮夸了
You're being so dramatic.
嘿 丽莎 你没事吧?
Hey, Lisa. You okay?
我看到你跟黑暗面那帮人聊天了
I saw you talking to those darksiders.
他们有给你什么吗?
Did they give you something?
这太辜负我对你的期待了
This is not what I expected from you.
你本来很有潜力的 丽莎
You have so much potential, Lisa.
嘿 你 我们谈谈
Hey, you. We need to talk.
拒绝就是了
Just say no.
先烈酒再啤酒 宝贝
Liquor before beer, babe.
我通灵的
I'm psychic.
还有...
Also...
好像快下雨了
I think it's gonna rain.
嘿 丽莎
Hey, Lisa.
你没事吧?
Are you okay?
你是谁?
Who are you?
这个...
Yeah...
是我 道格
Uh, it's-it's me, it's Doug.
你的实验室同桌?
Your lab partner?
好吧 呃...
Okay, um...
我们找个地方让你坐会吧?
let's find somewhere for you to sit for a bit, yeah?
来吧 来吧
Here we go. Oh, here we go.
好了
All right.
我真讨厌这样的派对
I hate parties like this.
我都不知道自己为什么要来
I don't even know why I came.
个人来讲 我宁愿去看个电影什么的
Personally, I'd rather catch a flick or something
好过看一帮啦啦队喝个烂醉
than watch a bunch of cheerleaders get blasted.
哥们 那是牛叫
Dude, that's for cows.
（拿的是鹿）
你最喜欢的导演是谁?
Who's your favorite director of all time?
帕布斯特 -帕
Pabst. - Pa...
G.W.帕布斯特：奥地利导演 被认为是德国默片时期"新客观派"(即新写实主义流派)的代表人物
噢 你说的是我的啤酒罐
Oh, you're just reading my beer can.
蓝带啤酒英文也是帕布斯特
不是
No.
他是个真正的电影导演
He was a real director.
呃 他都导演什么电影?
Um... what kind of movies did he direct?
别说话（默片）
Silents.
好吧 我安静就是了
Okay, I'll be quiet.
你的头发摸起来像拉菲草
Your hair feels like Easter grass.
拉菲草：礼品盒里用作垫材的细纸条
你这是用了多少洗发水?
How much cans of White Rain you got in there, kid?
丫头?
Kiddo?
闻起来像个营地
Smells like camp in here.
谢谢你
Thank you.
看来天使们又开始打保龄了
Looks like the angels are bowling.
谚语 指严重的暴风雨
我妈妈以前也这么说
My mom used to say that.
感觉是不是很好?
Does that feel good?
来嘛 一开始就不能停了 这是规矩
Come on, you can't stop once you've started. It's the rules.
不了
No.
来嘛 丽莎 就一下下
Come on, Lisa. Just for a minute.
要知道给人错误的暗示是不好的
You know it's not nice to lead people on, Lisa.
是你
It's you.
噢 我真希望跟你一起长眠
Oh, I... I wish I was with you.
洗洗手 丫头
Wash your hands, kiddo.
妈妈
Mama.
（泡泡糖 人工香精味）
丽莎? 小丽? 嘿
Lisa? Lis? Hey.
我妈妈要因为厕所的事发火了
My mom's having a cow about the bathroom.
你该起来了
You should probably get up.
来吧
Come on, now.
没事的 大家都这样
That's fine. Everyone does it.
我的天
Oh, my God.
所以 昨晚发生了什么?
So, what happened last night?
哎呦 你的膝盖
Oof. Your knees.
我摔了
I fell.
当然了宝贝 我也是
Sure, babe. Me, too.
丽莎!
Lisa!
赶紧给我过来!
Get down here now!
你该出来了
You should probably get going.
噢 丽莎
Oh. Lisa.
是你砸坏了厕所的镜子吗?
Did you smash the mirror in the bathroom?
昨晚我 呃...
Last night, I, uh...
告诉过你了
Told you.
你♥爸♥爸还想给你
Your dad wanted to give you
留点怀疑的余地 但我很清楚
the benefit of the doubt, but I knew.
我心里永远清楚
I always know.
我是个直人
I'm an I.P.
直觉很准的人
Intuitive person.
我可专门听过相关的讲座
Took a whole seminar about it.
珍妮特
Janet.
昨晚来过龙♥卷♥风♥
There was a damn tornado last night.
冰雹砸坏了 车子 院子里一片狼藉
Hail damage on the sedan, yard full of debris,
看来厕所也得由我清理了
and now I guess I got to clean up the bathroom, too.
那是龙♥卷♥风♥观测 妈妈 不是真的龙♥卷♥风♥
It was a tornado watch, Mom, not a real tornado.
总之确实是很大的暴风雨 塔菲
Well, now, it was quite a storm, though, Taff.
你看到那个球状闪电了吗?
You see that ball lightning?
天空中绿色的巨大光球?
Big green ball in the sky?
总来没见过这种景象
Never saw anything like that.
戴尔
Dale.
有点当爸的样子
and be a father right now.
你女儿已经尝到了搞破坏的滋味
Your daughter has a taste for vandalism.
她已经在故意毁坏财物了
She has been deliberately destroying property.
首先 弄坏了...
First, it was my...
我最宝贵的蛋糕托盘
Precious Moments cake stand.
那是次意外
That was an accident.
妈妈
Mom.
友善点
Be nice.
我已经很友善了
I am being nice.
但我不会惯着她
But I will not coddle her.
我爸在越战被炸飞时也没人惯着我
No one coddled me when my dad blew up in Da Nang.
这也是我如何成为了今天的模样
And that is why I am the way I am today.
可以见得
That's a good point.
谢谢 亲爱的
Thank you, honey.
丽莎 你知道胡闹的人都是什么下场吗?
Lisa, do you know what happens to people who act out?
他们会被关进疯人院
They wind up in the loony bin.
你是个精神病院护士 妈妈
You're a psych nurse, Mom.
你能管那叫"疯人院"吗?
Should you be saying "loony bin"?
少说两句 塔菲
Zip it, Taff.
你给我上楼去
You're gonna go upstairs
把那个厕所收拾干净
and you're gonna clean up that bathroom.
然后 呃...
And, um...
赔偿损坏的镜子
pay for the mirror.
好的 我会在韦恩店里多轮几班
Yeah, I'll pick up an extra shift at Wayne's.
道个歉如何?
How about an apology?