去他的 敬这里和现在
All right, are you ready for this?
好吧 你准备好了吗
Oh, I'm ready.
哦 我准备好了
So, a leprechaun walks into a bar...
所以 一个矮妖精走进了一个酒吧...
Oh no, that's gonna be bad.
哦不 这个笑话肯定不好笑
No, no it's going to be amazing, okay.
不 不 这会很精彩 好吗
Okay. So...
好的 所以...
I think you should stop there.
你还是别讲了
This is happening. It is happening.
听着 我要讲完
Okay.
好吧
The leprechaun walks into a bar
一个矮矮妖精走进了一个酒吧
and asks for a drink.
点了一杯喝的
Bartender says, "Okay, that'll be $2.50."
酒保说 "好的 一共2.5美元"
So leprechaun puts two
所以矮妖精放了
dollar bills on the bar and starts walking away.
两美元在吧台上然后开始往外走
The bartender goes
酒保说
You are so lucky that I love you.
你很幸运我爱你
I know.
我知道
Chrissie?
克里希
Chrissie!
克里希
Cece told me you got an apartment.
茜茜告诉我你现有一个公♥寓♥
That's so cool! Maybe I can come over some time.
好棒 也许我有空可以来玩
We all miss you at the shelter.
我们都很想念你在庇护所
Tell Cece I'm wearing the protection necklace she gave me
告诉茜茜我戴着她给我的保护项链
and I keep putting my shoes under the bed like she told me to.
我也一直像她说的那样 把鞋放在床下
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