棒球小英雄

-Huh?
-什么?
-比赛开始！
-What?
-UMPIRE: PIay baII!
我... 我还没做好准备
(STAMMERING) I... I don't know about this.
你就要在世界大赛上击球了！
You are about to bat in the WorId Series!
(LAUGHING)
我看你们这些家伙一定是绝望了
I guess you guys reaIIy are desperate.
(LAUGHING)
(WHEEZING)
我知道，我没有好球区。
所以不用挥棒
I know, I have no strike zone,
so don't swing.
你当然要挥棒。
拿着，你可以用我的达林
Of course you swing.
Here, you can use my DarIin'.
但是，贝比，除了你
还没人用过达林
But, Babe,
nobody's ever used DarIin' but you.
是的，嗯...
Yeah, weII...
(CHUCKLING)
我不想让她听到这个，
不过关键并不是球棒
I don't want her to hear this,
but it's not reaIIy the bat,
而是击球手
it's the batter.
现在去搞定他们吧，孩子
Now go get them, kid.
情况怎样了？我错过啥没？
So what's happening? What did I miss?
-洋基要上场了
-什么?
-Yankee's gonna pinch hit.
-What?
我的意思是，真是个好主意！
I mean, what a great idea ! Wow!
谁想出来的？
这可真是异想天开，孩子
Who came up with that one?
Because that's a beauty, boy.
-斯克鲁依！
-你能行的，洋基
-Screwie!
-You can do it, Yankee,
我会一直在这全程陪你
and I'II be right here the whoIe time
to taIk you through it.
击球手准备！
Batter up!
哇哦！等着，我就过来
SCREWIE: Whoa ! Scratch that.
I'II be right here.
(LAUGHING)
我还以为应该是贝比，
而不是小毛头（baby同贝比）
I thought it was supposed to be Babe,
not a baby.
好了，各位球迷，洋基队派上
ANNOUNCER.; WeII, sports fans,
the Yankees have put
一个十岁的小男孩作为击球手
a 10-year-oId boy in as the pinch hitter.
-小男孩？什么，他们在搞笑吗？
-欧，我拿到这个新手
-A boy? What, are they kidding?
-Oh, I'm being given a name
的名字了
for the young rookie.
-洋基欧文
-洋基欧文?
-It's Yankee Irving.
-Yankee Irving?
现在为纽约洋基击球的是，
一号♥，洋基欧文
Now batting for the New York Yankees,
number one, Yankee Irving.
-是我的孩子！
-洋基?
-That's my boy!
-Yankee?
他们让他上场了
洋基，洋基
MAN: They're putting him in the game.
DAD: Yankee. Yankee.
好了，左撇子，你要做的就是
让这小孩三振出局
Okay, Lefty, aII you have to do
is strike the kid out.
快搞定吧！
Just finish it!
好吧，小子，我会
打得你满地找牙的
Okay, kid, you're about to Iose
a whoIe Iot of baby teeth.
镇定，小洋。你能做到的！
SettIe in, Yank. You can do this!
别傻站着，你得挥棒啊
Don't just stand there, you gotta swing.
一击！
Strike one!
好了，现在你知道他
会投出好球了。准备好
Okay, now you know
he's throwing strikes. Be ready.
他肯定能行的
He can do it.
(GASPING)
看着我，快，看着我！
曲线球！曲线球！挥棒！
Watch me, now, watch me!
CurvebaII! CurvebaII! Swing!
-二击！
-该死!
-Strike two!
-Darn!
加油，亲爱的。
我自己可动不了
Come on now, sugar.
I cannot swing myseIf.
小洋！
洋基
DAD: Yank!
MOM: Yankee.
洋基，我们来了
我们在这
MOM: Yankee, we're here!
DAD: We're here!
-小洋!
-小洋，我们在这
-Yank!
-Yank, we're here!
妈妈？爸爸？
Mom? Dad?
-挥棒!
-挥棒!
-Just swing!
-Just swing!
(CHUCKLING)
如果你把脚站好，你就能
击中任何你能碰到的东西
BREWSTER.; You get your feet set right,
you can hit anything you can reach.
眼睛盯住球
MARTI.; Keep your eye on the baII.
如果贝比能做到，你也能做到
JACK.; If Babe can do it, so can you.
-欧，老天
-该用鼻涕球了
-Oh, my.
-Time for the booger baII.
(SNORTING)
(BLOWING NOSE)
(CHUCKLING)
我真不敢相信你把鼻涕弄到我身上
I can't beIieve you just bIew
your nose on me.
加油，洋基
Come on, Yankee.
冷静。看准了！
Take your time. Focus!
(HEAVING)
(GRUNTS )
Uh-oh.
(WHOOPING)
我飞了！我飞了！我停下来了
I'm going! I'm going! I'm not going.
跑！
Run!
(CHEERING)
他击中了！
这孩子击中球了！
ANNOUNCER.; And he hit it!
The kid hit the baII!
快快快快快
Go, go, go, go, go.
这是内野球。欧文飞速跑向一垒
It's a short bIooper
and Irving is sprinting to first base!
我说过是我的
I said I got it.
球到了一垒员泰勒那
It saiIs right past TayIor,
the first baseman.
去二垒！去二垒！
Go for second! Go for second!
在泰勒和凯勒抢球时欧文跑完了一垒
ANNOUNCER.; Irving rounds first base
as TayIor and CuyIer chase it down.
滑垒，洋基！
SIide, Yankee!
欧文跑完了二垒，正朝三垒跑去
Irving is rounding second
and is barreIing towards third,
但我认为他跑不到了，各位
but I don't think he's gonna make it, foIks.
-快，洋基，快！
-加油，洋基！快！
-DAD: Go, Yankee, go!
-Come on, Yankee! Go!
快点！快点！
Move it! Move it!
左撇子马金尼斯要去掩护... 老天爷!
Lefty Maginnis is covering... HoIy cow!
-欧文刚...
-看那孩子，嗯?
-Irving just...
-Look at that kid go, huh?
-加油，洋基！
-快，洋基，快！
-Come on, Yankee!
-Go, Yankee, go!
欧，马上要跑完了，各位
Oh, this is gonna be cIose, foIks.
海德利接住了球，并扔向本垒
HedIey has come up with the baII
and Iooks to home pIate.
-闹剧结束了，你个小瘪三！
-拦住他！来人啊！
-The fun's over, you IittIe runt!
-Trip him ! Somebody!
-男孩没有减速！
-这次没门，小无赖！
-The boy is not sIowing down!
-Not this time, punk!
滑垒！
SCREWIE: SIide!
(GRUNTS )
不滑也行！
Or not sIide!
(YELLING)
安全进垒！
Safe!
(CHEERING)
-干的漂亮！
-好样的，洋基！
-Way to go!
-AII right, Yankee!
这孩子不错吧，嗯？
How about that kid, huh?
欧，不！不！
Oh, no! No!
他可真是头小老虎啊！
That's a IittIe Tiger if I ever seen one.
他成功了！我的洋基！
He did it! That's my Yankee!
洋基！洋基！洋基！
ALL: Yankee! Yankee! Yankee!
嘿，小洋！我们来了！我们来了！
Hey, Yank! We're coming down!
We're coming down!
那是我的朋友！