黑暗 死亡 可怕（2018）

但是爸爸 《净化之时》就要开始了
But dad, The Cleansing Hour's almost on.
先吃完晚饭
First, you finish your dinner.
蔬菜也要吃 吃吧
Vegetables too, come on.
该死 兰斯
Goddammit, Lance.
是有人在呼唤驱魔者吗
Somebody call for an exorcist?
好吧 嘿 甜心
Well, hey, sugar.
你♥他♥妈♥的去哪了
Where the hell have you been, man?
我们四点就要开始直播了
We're live in four.
我在做咨♥询♥
I was counseling?
那他妈的是口红吗
Is that fucking lipstick?
你知道的 你不能抗拒穿制♥服♥的男人
Oh, you know, you can't resist a man in uniform.
你♥他♥妈♥到底为什么来这么晚
Tell me again why I put up with your shit.
我给你无数个理由你都会相信的不是么
I'll give you five million reasons and climbing.
是 但只要有一个原因恰巧是
Yeah, and if one of those reasons
一张兰斯神父摸麦当劳服务员裙底的照片
happens to snap a pic of Father Lance with his hand down
那我们就完了
some IHOP waitress's skirt, we're done.
结束了
It's over.
德鲁 你过分了
Drew, that's offensive.
我只吃肯德基
I'm a Denny's man.
你能看着点吗
Would you watch it?
我们的命可都寄托在这根线上了
That's our lifeline.
你今天到底怎么了
What is your deal today?
我认为他只是想说
I think he's just trying to say
你应该对技术更尊重些
you should show more respect for technology.
这人他妈的是谁
Who the fuck is that guy?
-布莱登 -我是音响师
- Braden. - Sound.
克里斯怎么了
What happened to Chris?
他有点不舒服 让我来替补
He's under the weather, asked me to fill in.
好吧 别把你的吊杆放在我的镜头里
Okay, well, just don't get your boom in my shot,
并且确认你签了保密协议
and make sure you sign an NDA form.
原谅我 主 我有罪
Forgive me, Lord, I have sinned.
已经过了90秒了
It's been 90 seconds.
我还没自我介绍
I haven't introduced myself.
我是兰斯
I'm Lance.
我叫海瑟
Heather.
很高兴见到你
Nice to meet you.
海瑟是个美丽的名字
Heather is a beautiful name.
他要把这些怼进你鼻子里
He's gonna shove these up your nose.
我要把这些放进你的鼻子里
I'm gonna place these in your nose.
它们会在五分钟后融化 算是临时鼻血
They'll dissolve after five minutes, instant nosebleed.
德鲁会引导你
Drew will direct you.
谢谢你
Thank you.
我要移一下你的头发
I'm just gonna move your hair
那样我才能把它藏进你的头发
so I can put this in your hair.
好的
Okay.
抱歉 这通常是最尴尬的部分了
Sorry, it's always the most awkward part.
没关系
No problem.
这跟正规的一样
This looks legit.
哪里找到的
Where did it come from?
我在车♥库♥的旧货出♥售♥找到的
I found it at a garage sale.
30秒倒计时
30 seconds.
站到你位置上去 神父
Take your mark, padre.
好吧 朋友们 我们速战速决
Alright, guys, let's make it a quick one.
我跟丹斯提妮今晚有个约会
I've got a date with Destiny tonight,
可能不是她的真名
probably not her real name.
我的耶稣啊
Oh, Jesus.
德鲁 不要随便用主的名字
Drew, don't take the Lord's name in vain.
好的 10秒
Okay, 10 seconds.
准备好 海瑟
Ready, Heather?
好的 三 二 一
Okay, in three, two, one.
直播中
我将你驱逐
I cast you out
以主之名 耶稣基♥督♥
in the name of the Lord, Jesus Christ.
历经百场驱魔
你们都在主的庇护与悲悯之下
You are at the mercy of the creator.
征服上千恶魔
净化之时
欢迎来到《净化之时》
Welcome to The Cleansing Hour.
我是兰斯神父
I am Father Lance,
我将带领你们度过这些困难时期
your guide through these troubling times.
今晚 我们带来了萨布丽娜
Tonight, we bring you Sabrina,
她是一个无辜的灵魂
an innocent soul
在她唯一的家庭里备受折磨
tortured by the only family she'd ever known.
被父亲猥亵 被母亲鞭打
Molested by her father, beaten by her mother,
萨布丽娜想脱离这难以想象的痛苦
Sabrina sought escape from her unimaginable pain
她试遍了毒品 酒精 到最终 甚至卖♥♥淫
in the form of drugs, alcohol, and ultimately, prostitution.
我才不会
I will not judge...
不管怎样 所以是乔什和凯尔
Well, anyway, so it's Josh and Kyle.
与我们上帝对立的人 利用了她的脆弱
The enemy of God exploited her frailty
并且操控了她的身体
and took control of her body.
但今晚 在上帝的恩典和我的帮助之下
But tonight, by the grace of God, with my help
在你们的祷告下 萨布丽娜一定会被解救
and your prayers, Sabrina will be rid of this evil.
将你的祷文发布至微博@净化之时 标签#为萨布丽娜祷告
好的 那很好 海瑟
Okay, that's great, Heather.
保持低头
Just keep your head down.
对他们来说 未知即是恐惧
Whatever they can't see will terrify them.
以帕特里·菲力和圣灵的名义
In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti.
没错 很棒 海瑟
Right, great, Heather.
现在试着去咬他
Now try and bite him.
萨布丽娜展现出了惊人力量和攻击性
Sabrina is exhibiting incredible strength and aggression.
这可能是第四阶段的附身
This could be a stage four possession.
万能的主 万能的耶稣基♥督♥啊
I command you, unclean spirit, by the mysteries
吾借主之化身 激♥情♥ 复活之力
of the incarnation, passion, the resurrection,
邪恶的灵魂呐 我命令你
and the ascension of our Lord, Jesus Christ,
告诉我你的名字 并服从我的命令
that you tell me your name and obey me to the letter.
说出你的名字 恶魔
Speak your name, demon.
海瑟 你的恶魔名字是
Okay, Heather, your demon name is
斯鲁布戈布
Slubgob.
再说一次 是斯鲁布戈布
Repeat, Slubgob.
你的名字 恶魔
Your name, demon.
说话
Speak!
哇靠 海瑟 很棒
Damn, Heather, very nice.
以我们的主耶稣之名 告诉我你的名字
Tell me your name in the name of our Lord, Jesus Christ!
我们是托特 破碎灵魂的收藏者
We are Thoth, collector of fractured souls.
很快 我们将变得有成千上万 力大无穷
Soon, we'll be thousands in number, limitless in strength.
那就顺着她来
Just go with it.
她说她的名字是托特
She said her name was Thoth.
海瑟 我很欣赏你的热情
Heather, I appreciate your enthusiasm,
但请按着剧本来
but please stick to the script.
在天之父
Our father who art in heaven,
愿世人皆颂你圣名
hallowed be thy name.
愿你国来临
Thy kingdom come...
你们俩究竟在看什么
What on earth are you two watching?
你看到这个了吗
托特 地狱渣滓 撒旦的仆人
Thoth, a foreign slime of hell, servant of Satan,
看着主耶稣的十字架
see the cross of the Lord Jesus
服从上帝的权威吧
and submit to the authority of the almighty.
战斗 萨布丽娜 战斗
Fight, Sabrina, fight!
不要屈服
Do not give in!
斗争
Fight!
不是我♥干♥的
That wasn't me.
我一定是手滑了
It must have slipped.
去你♥妈♥的♥ 骗子
Fuck you, deceiver.
我就是要在群众面前辱骂你
Fuck you in front of the masses.
你屈服于这个世界和各种邪恶带来的好处
You worship the world and the bounty of the vice.
你在大人物面前不过是个小兵
You're nothing but a pawn in the eyes of the great one.
肃静
Silence!
肃静 恶魔
Silence, demon!
我以上帝 耶稣之名 驱逐你
I cast you out in the name of our Lord, Jesus Christ.
离开的萨布丽娜身体
Be gone and depart from Sabrina
她只是个无辜的神创物
who is but an innocent creature of God,
命令你的是祂
for it is he who commands you, he who flung you
将你从天堂打到地狱的是祂
from the heights of heaven to the depths of hell!