尸骨无存2（2009）

忘恩负义的东西
Ungrateful shit.
我不认识那家伙
I don't know the guy,
但是在我看来
but anybody that
would do that to you
任何这么对你的人都是蠢货
is a fool, in my opinion.
我是说 如果他没有意识到原来他是多么走运
I mean, if he didn't realize
how lucky he was,
那么 他简直就是地球上最笨的人
then he's, like,
the stupidest guy on earth.
真的？
Really?
真的
Really.
等等 等等 等等
Wait wait.
Wait.
怎么了？
What's wrong?
没什么
Nothing.
没什么
Nothing.
对不起 是牙套♥弄♥的
Sorry, it's the braces.
好极了
It's cool.
嘿…
Hey...
怎么？我们是一起去舞会还是-
So what's the deal?
We gonna go to prom together or-
这样可以吗？
Is that cool?
不
No.
好吧 我只是-我只是假设…
Well, I just-
I just assumed...
听着 孩子
Look, kid,
你真好心还善解人意
you're real nice
and sweet and everything.
但是这不是我和你的事 好吗？
But this wasn't about
you and me, okay?
这是关于复仇的
This was about revenge.
复-复仇
Re- revenge.
是的
Yeah.
还有 我要工作为了生存
Besides, I work
for a living.
你能-你能跟我去舞会吗？我是说-
Would you- would you please
go to prom with me? I mean-
如果我能找到其他女孩来替我值班
If I can get one of the other
girls to cover my shift,
或许我会去那儿找你
maybe I'll meet you there.
怎么样？
How's that?
当然 当然 当然 太好了
Yeah. Yeah yeah.
that's awesome.
我是说 事实上我完全能理解
That- I mean, that actually
works better for me
长远来看 这很好 很好
in the long run.
That's cool. Okay.
我们舞会见
I will see you-- prom.
舞会见
See you there.
下午好 乔纳森
Good afternoon,
Jonathan.
嘿
Hey.
达里尔 戴恩
Daryl, Dane.
我们听说你被修理了
We heard about you
getting your butt kicked.
听说你哭得像个小娘们儿
Heard you cried like
a little pussy.
是的 事情不完全是这样
Yeah, that's not
exactly what happened.
我们可不是这么听说的
That's not how we
were informed.
是的 艾力克斯说你-
Yeah, Alex said that
your little-
那么现在是不是可以大胆假设
So, is it now safe to assume
今晚你一定能来吗？
that you will be coming over
tonight after all?
我不知道 伙计们 这可是舞会之夜
I don't know, you guys.
It's prom night.
号♥外号♥外 约翰-舞会烂透了
News flash, John-
prom blows.
你怎么能为了同性恋舞会而错过
How you gonna pass up
'Bride of the Cannibals 2:
‘食人族的新娘2：导演剪辑版’
The Director's Cut'
for a gay dance?
这可是史上最疯狂的续集
在26个国家被禁映
It's the most insane sequel ever made;
it's banned in over 26 countries.
你能理解这有多么了不起吗？
Can you even begin to
comprehend that awesomeness?
是啊 我们听说里面有一个
Yeah, we heard there's
this one part
满嘴尖牙的女人一口咬掉了
一个家伙的老二和蛋蛋
where the broad with the piranha
teeth bites the guy's dick and balls.
约翰 你能看到特写镜头
John, you see it
in a close-up.
听起来确实不错
That does sound good.
当然
Yeah.
但我还是不能确定晚上要干什么
But I'm still not sure
what I'm doing tonight.
你说不知道晚上要干什么是什么意思？
What do you mean you don't
know what you're doing?
舞会还有5个小时就要开始了
Prom's in, like, 5 hours.
这个时候你找谁当舞伴？你妈妈吗？
Who are you gonna ask
at this point, your mother?
如果妈妈允许我去跳舞
If Mom would let me go
to the dance,
我今晚一定要多玩几个小♥穴♥
I'd be fucking so much
pussy tonight.
嘿 约翰
嘿 卡西
- Hey, John.
- Hey, Cassie.
你想要跟我走走吗？
Hey, do you want to
walk with me?
是的 当然
Yeah, sure.
是吗？
Yeah?
我一会再来找你们 好吗？
I'll catch you guys later.
Cool?
天啊 这一对真滑稽
My God, those 2 are so funny.
达里尔和戴恩吗？
是的
- D8D?
- Yeah.
天啊 我听说戴恩的高考考了1500分
My God, I heard Dane
scored 1,500 on his SATs.
是1550
什么？
- 1,550.
- What?
是的
不可能 那个孩子才多大？
- Yeah.
- No way. How old is that kid?
大概12岁
天啊
- Like 12.
- My God.
是的 但是我想他是
Yeah, but I think he's
living proof
一个人可以集聪明和愚蠢于一身的最好证明
that you can be smart
and stupid at the same time.
你真应该看看他和艾力克斯在一起的时候
You should see when he
and Alex get together.
艾力克斯-我好像还从来没跟他说过话呢
Alex- I haven't talked
to him in, like, forever.
太奇怪了 他怎么样？
It's so weird.
How is he?
他很好 你知道吗？
He's good, you know?
他永远是艾力克斯
是吗？
- He's still Alex.
- Yeah?
是的 我想我们一会就要去他们家
Yeah, I think we're gonna
go over to their house later
然后看几部电影或者干点什么
and watch some movies
or something.
好的 那么你就不去舞会了吗？
Okay. So you're not
going to prom?
不
Nah.
是的 我也一样
Yeah, me neither.
好吧 你是不是要离开这里
Well, you'll probably
be disappearing
去上什么牛X的医学院
to some amazing medical
school soon, right?
我已经被亚当斯州立学院录取了
I did get into Adams.
你进亚当斯州立学院了？
是的
- You got into Adams?
- Yeah.
天啊 为什么你不告诉我？
我这不是正在跟你说呢吗
- My God, why didn't you tell me?
- I'm telling you now.
那么 恭喜你 太棒了 这是你一直想要的
Well, congratulations. That's awesome.
That's what you wanted.
是的 我猜是这样的
Yeah, I guess it is.
谢谢
Thanks.
那么 你怎么样？
So, how are you doing?
什么怎么样？
所有事
- What?
- Everything.
我不知道 我是说 还算不错吧 我也不太确定