防弹2

-哪一扇 -最顶层 右上角
- Which one? - Top floor, upper right.
左边的
The left?
右上角
Upper right.
那个傻♥逼♥就住那儿
That's where the fucker lives.
我是不会给窗户赔钱的
I'm not paying for the window.
看到它有多差劲了吧 这就是七 操蛋武器
See how low this is? That's the seven. It's a shit weapon.
马上出来！RPG！！！
杀♥警♥♥察♥对你来说有问题吗
You have a problem killing cops?
杀♥警♥♥察♥我他妈的完全没问题
I give zero fucks about killing cops.
我的意思是 警♥察♥ 他们只不过很难杀死
I mean, cops, they're just tough to kill.
我在一个警♥察♥脑门上开了一枪
I shot one in the head
几年前
a few years ago.
他现在还在他妈的追杀我
He still gives me shit nonstop.
闭嘴 快他妈的瞄准那扇窗户
Shut up. You're gonna fucking aim for that window.
我有语言障碍 你指的是哪里
I'm dyslexic. Where are you pointing?
操♥他♥妈♥的右上角窗户
The fucking top right window!
我的天啊
Jesus Christ!
说实话 火箭弹有一种黑帮风格
You know, to be honest with you, RPG is gangbanger style.
-说得对 -你想做一份声明
- True. - You wanna make a statement?
到里面去
Go in there
拿把刀和他面对面干
face-to-face with a knife.
那样才算是一个恶棍
Now, that's a bad motherfucker.
你这种是幼儿园过家家
This is kindergarten shit.
刀 刀才是我的风格
I mean, knife... knife is my jam.
我是个用刀的人 一个六小子
I'm a knife guy, a six guy.
那才是我的菜 我走上去 我爸爸是个屠夫
That's my sandwich. I get in there. My dad was a butcher.
所以我如果拿把刀进去 我可以把他割了
So if I go in there with a knife, I'm gonna cut him up.
我会把他放到面包上 舔着吃
I'm gonna put him on a bun and just lick it.
但是现在搭配不对 现在我要伸展下腿
Now it's hooked wrong. And now I'm stretching my leg and I--
他妈的赶紧开枪 斯威特
Shoot the fucking rocket, Sweat,
不然我就把你的蛋从屁♥股♥上打下来
or I'll blow your balls out of your asshole.
-你听到了吗 -听到了 你就在我耳边说的
- Do you hear me? - Yeah, you're in my ear.
-你♥他♥妈♥的听到没 -听到了
- You fucking hear me? - Yeah.
好了 我就要做了
So, I'm gonna do this.
-你没看到我的腿正拉伸着吗 -他妈的开枪
- Do you see how my leg is stretched? - Fucking shoot it!
把这他妈的发射出去
Shoot the fucking goddamned thing.
-你确定 -开枪
- Are you sure? - Shoot it!
操♥他♥妈♥的
Fuck it.
我♥操♥
What the fuck!
做得好 斯威特
Nice work, Sweat.
我是小七子了
I'm a seven guy.
我他妈是七号♥杀手了
I am a fucking seven guy!
-你看到了吗 -他妈的赶紧走吧
- Did you see the seven? - Let's get the fuck out of here!
-七式好强 -六式就是个屁
- Seven works. - The six is shit!
我爱这个七式
I love the seven.
操♥你♥妈♥的卡特
Fucking Carter!
你知道我已经是个七小子了吗
Did you know I was a seven guy?
等我一下 斯威特
Wait up, Sweat.
欢迎回来 小姐 这次小袭击怎么样
Welcome back, miss. How was your little foray?
大获全胜
Checkered flags all around.
天啊
Goddamn!
嗨 爸爸
Hey, Daddy.
嗨 乔
Hey, Jo.
乔 我不能这么做
Jo, I can't do this.
-我不能这样 -你什么都不需要做
- I can't do this. - You don't have to do anything.
我会都做好的
I'll do all the work.
你只需要闲坐着
Okay, you just sit back...
让我变成你生命中最磨人的妖精
and let me be the monster fuck of your life.
你妈妈也是这么说的
That's what your mother said.
她很是了解我
She knows me very well.
我真的 真的不能做
I can't do it for really, really.
-真的 真的 -听我说
- Really, really? - Listen to me.
-这不够 -医生说我的脑子里
- Not just really. - The doctor said that I have a bullet
有一枚子弹 一个碎片
lodged in my brain-- a fragment--
任何的剧烈运动都会让这碎片转移
and any exertion will make the fragment shift.
-这很 -对 所以我不行
- That's... - Yeah, so I can't.
我希望这次恐怖袭击
I hope the creepy crawl
进行得成功 以及我的女儿们
went well and that my girls
能对你们保持警惕
kept you on your toes.
她们很棒
Yeah, they were great.
我是个七小子
I'm a seven guy.
我喜欢一个人
I'm kind of seeing somebody.
她觉得我是性少数群体什么的
It's new, and she thinks I'm LGBQ barbecue
管他是什么呢 但别 别这样
or whatever the thing is, but no, no.
好吧
Okay.
解决那问题的方法只有一个
Well, there's one way to solve that problem.
她肯定是疯了
Well, she must be crazy
因为你对我可并不冷淡
because you don't feel LGBTQ to me.
那是我一直想和她说的
That's what I keep trying to tell her.
来吧 斯威特 你的工作台好了
Hey, Sweat. Your work station's ready.
现在 我想给你讲一个很棒的故事
Now, this will be a really nice story for you to tell.
-你应该会想听的 对吧 -对
- You don't wanna pass that up, do you? - No.
-你不愿意错过它吧 -不
- You don't wanna pass that up. - No.
-你的呼吸好香 -真的吗
- Your breath smells so good. - Yeah?
我还可以闻起来像菠萝
I can also smell like pineapples.
尝起来像菠萝
I can taste like pineapples.
不要 不要
No! No!
不要 乔
No, Jo!
你想听这个故事吗
Do you wanna hear the story?
当然
Sure.
但是你得在那儿讲
But from over there.
好的
Okay.
在很久很久以前 一片遥远的土地上
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away
有着美丽的山丘和峡谷
with beautiful hills and valleys...
那里住着一个叫乔的女孩
there was a girl named Jo.
乔 她非常喜欢这个男人
And Jo, she really liked this guy,
他的名字叫阿奇
and his name was Archie.
阿奇是一个大块头
Archie was a big guy.
他就像一位非洲国王
He was like an African king.
乔想要和阿奇做的一切
And all Jo wanted to do with Archie
就是让他掰开她的屁♥股♥
was to have him crack her ass.
所以 来掰开她的屁♥股♥吧
So, crack her ass.
我的脑子里只有塔可和女人
All I think about is tacos and pussy.
不 不行 不能吃塔可 不能干女人
No, no. No tacos. No pussy.
我的蛋蛋和鸡♥巴♥就要被那疯婆娘给切掉了
My balls and cock are about to be cut off by some psycho bitch.
你死了
You're done.
让我变成你生命中最磨人的妖精
Let me be the monster fuck of your life.
操 操 操 操
Shit, shit, shit, shit.
操 兄弟 醒醒 快醒醒
Shit. Dude. Wake up. Wake up.
我做了个噩梦 起来
I had a nightmare. Wake up.
你忘了我们是有任务的吗
Did you forget we have a mission?
找到解码账本的密♥码♥
Find the code that deciphers the ledgers?
打倒这个集团
Bring down the syndicate?
我找到密♥码♥了
I found the code.
它不是个闪存盘
And it's not a flash drive.
那就他妈的赶紧离开这儿
Then let's get the fuck out of here.
你为什么不能冷静点
Why don't you chill?
兄弟 我昨天晚上炸爆了一个警♥察♥
Dude, I blew up a cop last night.
所以我得赶时间 我感觉很不好
That's why I'm in a rush. This ain't my jam!
-你为什么给警♥察♥口♥爆♥ -是炸爆
- Why would you blow a cop? - Blew up!
你♥他♥妈♥的在干啥
What the fuck are you doing
跟那女的做♥爱♥
banging some girl
你不是应该逮捕她吗
you're supposed to arrest?
首先 我没有和她做♥爱♥
First of all, I didn't have sex with her.
其次 你为什么要口警♥察♥
Second of all, why are you blowing cops?
我跟你说
Let me tell you something.
我的梦很准的 通常都会应验
If my dream is right, and they usually are,
这些变♥态♥不会让我们活太久
these psycho fucks aren't gonna let us last for long.
我们他妈的得离开这里
We need to get the fuck out of here!
你需要冷静
You need to chill.
像我这样黑一点