像你这样的好女孩（2020）

这很老套。
That is corny.
呃，让我们做的书。
Uh, let's do the books.
我有两个。
I have two.
我也有两个最爱。
I also have two favourites.
女士优先
Ladies first.
不对
Nope.
咦？
Huh?
不，我先问你的。
No. I asked you first.
透露书情是一件很私人的事情。
Revealing book love is a very personal thing.
我知道了
I know.
所以这是我第一次约会的股票问题。
That's why it's my stock first date question.
它会告诉我关于你的一切我需要知道的。
It's gonna tell me everything I need to know about you.
你确定你想知道吗？
Are you sure you wanna know?
是的，你是对的。
Yeah, you're right.
这可能是好事情还没开始就结束了。
It could be the end of something good before it even starts.
也可能是美好的开始，没有结束。
Or it could be the start of something good that doesn't end.
这饮料里到底有什么？
What the hell's in this drink?
好吧，好吧。
Ok, alright.
我们就说说我们的账本吧。
Let's just state our books.
是的。
Yep.
让我们把这艘船弄沉，好吗？
And let's get this ship to sinking, ok?
请吧
Please.
好吧，我知道了
Alright.
是啊，同时，数到三？同时，数到三？
Yeah. At the same time, count of three?
是的，是的
Yes.
好吧，我知道了
Alright.
好的
Ok.
一、二、三
One, two, three.
"万物升腾，必有聚合"。
"Everything That Rises Must Converge",
和 "你的人生故事"。
and "The Story of Your Life."
"你的人生故事"
"The Story of Your Life"
和 "万物升腾必汇聚"。
and "Everything That Rises Must Converge".
好吧，你喜欢他们的顺序不对。
Well, you like them in the wrong order.
是啊，这绝对行不通。
Yeah. It's definitely not gonna work.
这就是贝克尔博士的节目？
This is the Dr. Becker show?
是啊，嗨，欢迎
Yeah. Hi, welcome.
晦
Hi.
哦，呃，贝克尔医生很快就会出来吗？
Oh, uh, will Dr. Becker be out soon?
那是贝克尔博士。
That is Dr. Becker.
好了，让我们每个人都在自己的座位上，现在 -
Alright, let's get everybody in their seats now-
等等，她是耶鲁大学的Magna Cum Laude博士？
Wait, she's a Magna Cum Laude Yale PhD?
跟着我
Follow me.
好了，女士们，先生们，请坐吧。
Alright, ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats.
节目就要开始了。
The show is about to start.
贝克尔博士，你在3，2... ...
Dr. Becker, you're on in three, two...
好的
Ok.
对不起，我不知道... 我不知道...
I am so sorry. I had no idea-
你在开玩笑吗？
Are you kidding me?
这是我参加过的最有趣的约会了。
This is the most interesting date I have ever gone on
在我的一生中。
in my entire life.
欢迎你的到来
Welcome.
今晚的嘉宾既是一个真正的快乐的人
Tonight's guest is both a true pleasure to have
和我一贯的科学方法不同
and a departure from my usual science-based approach
到性的启蒙。
to sexual enlightenment.
在我上学的地方，科学完全不是这样的。
Science was nothing like this where I went to school.
真的吗？
Really?
我以为寄宿学校是以性启蒙著称的。
I thought boarding schools were known for sexual enlightenment.
请帮我欢迎斯瓦洛夫斯卡夫人
Please help me welcome Madam Swarovska,
世界著名的性心理学家。
world-renowned sexual psychic.
什么是性心理学？
What's a sexual psychic?
会拉和祈祷法的人
Someone who can do the pull and pray method
节育的？
of birth control?
你嗤之以鼻。
You snorted.
好吧，我走了。
Ok, I'm leaving.
那一个。
That one.
她很痛苦
She suffers.
哦？
Oh?
哦！
Oh.
斯瓦洛夫斯卡夫人
Madame Swarovska,
你能给我们的观众解释一下你在做什么吗？
can you explain to our audience what it is that you're doing?
而我，就很好了。
And me, would be nice.
我在评估气场。
I am assessing the aura.
看她身边有什么颜色。
Seeing what colours surround her.
听起来不错 谢谢你了
Sounds lovely. Thank you.
对大多数人来说，是的。对你来说，不是。
For most people, yes. For you, no.
对你来说，是灰色的。
For you, is grey.
灰色的？
Grey?
你是说她在性方面...
Are you saying that she's sexually...
灰色！
Grey!
是的，是的
Yes.
好吧，幸运的是，我的中性色在秋天。
Well, lucky for me neutrals are in for fall.
你知道，我们可以去像五分钟前。
You know, we can go like five minutes ago.
不，不，这是真棒。
No, no, this is awesome.
这是伟大的。
This is great.
我们让你上台怎么样，小姐... ？
How about we get you on stage, Miss...?
呃，陆...
Uh, Lu...
璐璐铃
Lulu-bell.
好了，上来吧，露露铃。
Well, come on up here, Lulu-bell,
这样斯瓦洛夫斯卡夫人就能读懂你了。
so Madame Swarovska can read you.
来吧。
Come on.
你安全了
You're safe.
是的，灰色的人正在与性♥爱♥做着深刻的斗争。
Yes, the grey one is in deep struggle with the sex.
我经常讨论一个问题
I often discuss a condition
称为性注意缺陷症。
called sexual attention deficit disorder.
SADD.
SADD.
悲，简称悲。
Sad, for short.
其中包括频繁的精神游离
Which involves frequent mental wanderings
在性♥交♥过程中的非性♥爱♥性质的。
of a non-sexual nature during intercourse.
可能是...
Might that be what-
是的，但也缺乏经验。
Yes, but also lack of experience.
哦，相信我，我，我有丰富的经验。
Oh, trust me, I-I have plenty of experience.
牌上写着 "不"。
The cards say no.
不，我向你保证。
No, I assure you.
我知道我在做什么。
I know what I'm doing.
牌上写着 "不"。
The cards say no.
哦，我明白了。
Oh, I see.
第一次做♥爱♥的时候，你已经很老了。
You are very old when you are first having sex.
你说的当然是年纪大了。
Surely you mean old enough.
不，我是说老。
No, I mean old.
哦！
Oh.
呵呵，老是为什么你只和四个人做♥爱♥？
Oh, old is why you are only having sex with four people?
是真的吗？
Is that true?
四个？
Four?
1155号♥
No.
没有吗？
No?
嗯，是的。
Well, yeah.
但是，这有什么不好呢？
But what's wrong with that?
哦，一个不算。
Oh, one does not count.
怎么说呢... 过早的结束。
It ends uh, how you say... prematurely.
哦，这个看起来很有希望。
Oh, that one looks promising.
是啊，当是直立的是，但对你来说是反向的。
Yeah, when is upright yes, but for you is reverse.
哦！
Oh.
哦！
Oh.
灰色的。
Grey one.
是吗？
Yeah?
你没有大的轰动？
You're not having the big booms?
什么？
What?
大的繁荣。
The big booms.
滚滚雷声。
The rolling thunder.
裆部的魔法，你知道吗？
The crotch magic, you know?