无线（2020）

无线
第一季 第二集
我的手♥机♥充电器呢
Where the hell is my phone charger?
霍华德的歌♥单
爸 来点兜风的音乐吧
Some joyride music, Dad?
5G无线网络
With 5G LTE Wi-Fi,
雪佛兰科罗拉多全新上市
the all-new Chevy Colorado lets you hit the road.
雪佛兰科罗拉多
保持联♥系♥
But keep in touch.
厉害啊
That's impressive.
杰克·霍兰德
-伙计 -伙计 你在哪
- Hey, man. - Dude, where are you?
伙计 我知道你要说什么
Dude, I know what you're gonna say,
我不是为了达娜参加派对的
and no, I'm not coming to the party for Dana.
太棒了 不然跟你最好的哥们撒谎
Amazing, 'cause it'd be super shitty
也太操蛋了吧
of you to lie to your best friend.
杰克 我和你一样惊讶她会去参加派对
Jake, I was just as surprised as you were that she's coming.
但是你能去她的图享
But can you go to her Instagram quickly
-看一下吗 -你♥他♥妈♥在逗我吗
- and look at it? - Are you fucking kidding me?!
天啊 好吧 我去看看
Oh my God. Dude, okay, I'm doing it.
-但这是最后一次 说真的 -伙计
- But this is the last time, seriously. - Dude...
看看她的最后一张照片
Look at the last photo she posted, man.
嗯 我看看 怎么了
Okay, I'm on it. What-- what is it?
杰克 看到了吗
Jake, dude, do you see that?
她旁边有个男人的手
That's-- that's some guy's hand right next to her, man.
你看到了吗
You see that?
天啊 那是烤土豆
My God. That is a baked potato.
不 不是
Dude, no, it's not.
-显然是一个男的 -明明就是
- That's clearly some guy. - Yes, it is.
你傻♥逼♥吧 瞎扯淡
You're tripping. You're tripping, man.
你疯了吧
You are, like, literally losing your mind.
而且这根本无所谓啊
And it doesn't even matter.
我爱达娜 我非常爱她
Like, look, I love Dana, I love her to death,
但她是我这辈子见过最婊的女人
but she's the biggest bitch I've ever met in my life.
她无缘无故就和你分手了 伙计
I mean, she broke up with you for no reason, dude.
给自己一点时间
Come on. Give it some time.
下个交友软件 上个床
Download Tinder, get yourself laid.
你什么时候到
Now, what time are you gonna be here?
我们要在所有时区的午夜灌啤酒
'Cause we are shotgunning beers at midnight in every single time zone!
世界上有24个时区呢
There are 24 time zones.
我挂了 耶路撒冷到午夜了
Uh, I gotta go. It's midnight in Jerusalem, man.
-好吧 -一会儿见 好吗
- All right. - I'll see you soon, okay?
向生命致敬 混♥蛋♥
L'Chaim, motherfucker--
Siri 三小时后提醒我让她来找我
Hey, Siri, remind me in three hours to let her come to me.
好的 我会提醒你的
Okay, I'll remind you.
布罗克汉普顿
操
Shit.
前方有障碍 重新规划路线
Obstruction ahead. New route detected.
什么 不 不 不 不
What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
七小时 我♥操♥
Seven hours? What the fuck?
天啊 天啊 天啊
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
油量
操
Shit.
德里克·格兰特
凌晨一点 怎么可能 你车程不就一个小时吗
怎么搞的
那你不如走过来
从森林跑过来
还行吧
Not too bad.
走过来
找到一条近道
这就来
两英里后 请掉头
In two miles, make a U-turn.
请掉头
Make a U-turn now.
闭嘴
Shut up!
安迪 21岁
科罗拉多大学
设置
配对成功
万事皆有因
5G无线网络
With 5G LTE Wi-Fi,
雪佛兰科罗拉多全新上市
the all-new Chevy Colorado lets you hit the road.
发现新配对
配对成功
凯莉
提醒
不要边开车边发短♥信♥
靠
Shit.
妈
妈
Hey, Mom.
喂 妈
Hello? Hey... Hey, Mom?
妈 如果你能听到的话 我会给你打回去的
Mom, if you can hear me, I'll call you back.
妈
Mom?
操了
Motherfucker.
快点
杰克的啤酒管在你那呢
我们需要你
近道封路了
未发送
操
Shit.
重新发送
操
Shit.
不 不 不 不
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!