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我的!那是我的
That's me, that's mine.
? Uh, got it, I get it, I love it ?
? Could never have too much of it ?
? Nah, nah, I can't be subtle ?
? Living my life in color ?
? Do a double take, let it resonate ?
? I don't just shine, I radiate ?
? Put it in a pot, let it simmer ? -? Let it simmer ?
? Green lights got me feeling like a winner ? -? Like a winner ?
? Yeah, this the place to be ? -? Come on ?
用户名:诺拉·安东尼 登录
湖景 欢迎诺拉
? Everybody want to be like me, now say "Cheese" ?
? CyberDiscountDay ?
你必须减少目光接触 你做得太过了
You have to dial back the eye contact. It's just too much.
你还在做
You're still doing it.
看向别的地方吧!
Just look somewhere else.
你们好吗?
What's crack-a-lackin', pimp-a-limpin'?
兄弟 你不能做得那么明显
Bro, you can't be that obvious.
根本没有安全的地方可以看
There's nowhere safe to look.
好多了
Much better.
今天是网络优♥惠♥日 你没什么计划吗?
It's CyberDiscountDay. Don't you have plans?
我有没有计划?有啊 我的计划可好了 都订好了 忙死了
Do, do I have plans? Yeah. I got hella plans. Booked and busy.
但既然你在工作 我想帮你的忙 陪陪你
But since you're working, I figured I'd do you a favor and hang out.
我得走了 我有一块火腿 在租来的打印机里
I got to go. I got a ham in a rental printer.
这不公平!今天是假日! 每个人都需要休假的
Ugh! This is not fair. It is a holiday. Everyone needs time off.
休假?什么是休假?
Time off? What is... what is time off?
那是人类的事情
It's a human thing.
休息和放松 听我给你说说吧
R & R. I'll tell you all about it.
故事要追溯到圣经时代
The story starts back in the days of the Bible,
周末的发明
with the invention of the weekend.
每个人都为了周末而工作
What everybody's working for.
三维头发打印
临时工 临时工中介
没有证件 是吧?
Hmm. Undocumented, huh?
这会很难的
This is gonna be tough.
不行
No. No.
坐过牢吗?
Huh. Uh, ever been to prison?
不 没前科
No. Clean record.
很遗憾 他们需要进过局子 见过一些世面的人
Too bad. They need someone who's been inside and seen some shit.
这个呢?你喜欢动物吗?
Uh, how about this one? Uh, are you fond of animals?
喜欢 -那这个不适合你
Yeah. Well, then, this is not for you.
刚刚收到的资料 你能吃冰冻酸奶吗?
Oh, uh, something just came in. Oh. Can you eat frozen yogurt?
当然 -从某人的...
Sure. Out of someone's...
不要!
Nope. Uh-uh.
听着 你可没资格这么消极
Look, you're in no position to be so negative.
这样你会错过你的理想工作的
That's how you miss out on your dream job.
抱歉 你想让我从某人的什么部位 吃冰冻酸奶?
I'm sorry, you'd like me to eat frozen yogurt out of someone's...
肛♥门♥ -还是不行
Butthole. Still no.
好吧
Okay. -
人类下载问题
你下载了会怎样? 不适合上班时间浏览!
下载医生拒绝回答头部爆♥炸♥的问题
再次把我上传!现在!把我上传! 马上!该死的科学!
Reupload me now! Fucking upload me now. Fuck!
制止上传问题!
您有什么想说的吗?
不 无可奉告
No, I have no comment.
下载医生拒绝回答头部爆♥炸♥的问题
可以给我一些空间吗? 可以吗?请退后
Can you please give me some room? Can you please step back?
我们没想让他的头爆♥炸♥
We didn't want his head to explode.
事件发生后不久 奥梅英公♥司♥就解雇了卡普尔博士
Dr. Kapoor was let go by Oscar Mayer Intel shortly after the incident.
快速寻人 阿里·卡普尔
阿里·卡普尔
美国加州 旧金山 一品红巷 4540号♥ 邮编94016
呼叫肉头
Call Meat Head.
嘿 -嘿 上班族
Hey. -Hey there, working man.
嘿 工作的美女!别想歪哦
Hey, working girl. Nope. Sorry, didn't mean it like that.
你那边怎么样... -派诺拉玛市 一切都很好
How's it going in... -Panorama City? Really great.
我的天 那是血吗?
Oh, my God, is that blood?
不是 旧酒罐而已
No, old wine cartridge.
实际上 味道不错
Pretty good, actually.
再多找几罐 我们今晚就有一瓶了
Find a few more, we could have a bottle tonight.
太好了 带一瓶好的皮诺回来吧
Great. Yeah, bring home a nice pinot.
那会混合了几种口味 一些红的 一些白的 一些防冻液
It'll be a blend. A little red, a little white, a little antifreeze.
还记得湖景的盛宴吗?
Remember the spread at Lakeview?
记得 我在看着呢
Yeah, I'm looking at it.
它比去年更盛大了
Hey, it's even bigger than last year.
他们给牛肉和海鲜餐搞了新花样
Oh, they have a new twist on the beef and reef.
打开一只龙虾 内里满是芝士蛋糕和排骨
You crack open a lobster and it's filled with cheesecake and short rib.
别说了 我好饿
Don't tell me that. I'm so hungry.
我得挂了 那只乌鸦看起来 像是发现了好东西
Oh, shit, I got to go, that crow looks like it found something good.
等等...
Wait, wait...
礼宾铃故障
今天您需要什么帮助?
Hi, how can I help you today?
我一直在等你 你搞什么要那么久?
Waiting for you. What's taking you so long?
英格丽?
Ingrid?
降低今晚的 网络优♥惠♥日自助餐价格...
Lower the price of tonight's CyberDiscountDay buffet for me.
给我免费
To free.
给我和那个备份两张免费票
Two free tickets for me and the backup.
你的家人呢?
What about your family?
我终于意识到犯不上在道德上妥协
I finally realized it wasn't worth compromising my morals
去跟那些自私的势力小人保持联♥系♥
to stay connected to those selfish snobs.
他们断了你的经济来源? -是啊 没错
They cut you off? -Yeah, they-they did.
我可以给你两份救济应急餐
Uh, well, I can get you two Penny Pinchers box meals.
但你们得在房♥里用餐
But you have to eat them in your room,
因为我们不允许让居民接触到 令人沮丧 可怜的东西
'cause we're not allowed to expose the residents to depressing poor stuff.
是啊 我知道 我当时投了赞成票
Yeah, yeah, I know. I voted for that.
带我去10556套房♥
Take me to suite 10556.
是的 上帝 试着弄点新东西
? Yes, Lord, trying to get some new shit ?
在那里 穿泳装去泳池什么的
? In there, swimwear, going to the pool shit ?
来吧 擦干♥你♥的眼睛
? Come now, come dry your eyes ?
你知道你是明星 你可以触摸天空
? You know you a star, you can touch the sky ?
我知道这很难 但你必须尝试
? I know that it's hard, but you have to try ?
如果你需要建议 让我简化一下
? If you need advice, let me simplify ?
如果他不爱你了
? If he don't love you anymore ?
你就走出那扇门
? Just walk your fine ass out the door ?
我甩我的头发 检查我的指甲
? I do my hair toss, check my nails ?
宝贝 你感觉如何?感觉棒极了...
? Baby, how you feeling? Feeling good as ?
英格丽 是你吗?
Ingrid, that you?
要跟我一起吗?还有很多热水
Want to join me? Lots of hot water left.
来吧 宝贝 不要害羞
Baby, walk those long legs in here. Let's go.
我想火腿已经可以了
I think the ham is ready.
不 还没 别碰它!
No, it's not. Don't touch it.
有点不对劲
Something's wrong.
打开它 我想尝尝看
Open it up. I want to try it.
不管你们要做什么 别把它打开!
Whatever you do, don't open it up.
它太慢了
It's too slow.
她把钱都用在一台坏掉的打印机上了
She spent all this money on a broken printer.
别打开它 它就应该是慢的 那是一台高质量的打印机
Don't open it. It's supposed to be slow. It is a high-quality printer.
我还以为它坏掉了 我闻不到任何味道
I thought it broke. I couldn't smell anything.
它最后才喷上香味
It sprays the scent on last.
这下我们不得不重新开始了
Now we got to start over.
应该让人来清理一下
Somebody should clean that up.
该死 还有汁水
Damn, it was coming out juicy, too.
我受不了肉太干 那叫耐心
I can't stand dry meat. It's called patience.
嘿 你好吗?
Hey. What's up?
你给我打电♥话♥的 你想怎样 卢克?
You called me. What do you want, Luke?
你也许该回来了
Uh, you should probably get back
因为人工智能
because there's a big, big problem with the AI
出现了大问题 与我无关
that I had nothing to do with.
该死!
Fuck.
你们在干什么?
What are you doing?
为了庆祝网络优♥惠♥日而休假
Taking time off to celebrate CyberDiscountDay,
就像真人一样
like real people.
你们没有休假
You don't get time off.
每个人都有休假的时间 那叫休息日
Everybody gets time off. It's called "a day of rest."
你是从哪里听说的?
Where'd you get that idea?
卢克牧师
Oh, Pastor Luke.
卢克牧师说这也适用于我们 因为我们也非常努力地工作
Pastor Luke says it applies to us, too, because we work really hard, too.
身为人类就要逃避工作 卢克牧师就是那么说的
And to be human is to avoid work. That's what Pastor Luke said.
这不适用于你们
This doesn't apply to you.
你们被发明的目的是24小时工作 这样我们就不必工作了
You were invented to work 24-7 so that we don't have to.