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Stop that. It's so annoying.
Oh Samwise Gamgee, you know I live to annoy you.
-过来 小子 -你们能让一下吗
- Come here boy. - Can you please move?
They put you in here too?
They did it before.
- Clearly they're going to keep doing it. - Right.
Hey, did you go to that party?
Yeah, the one at Cynthia's place.
What did you think about the party?
桑姆 贾克斯 去坐好
Sam, Jax, take your seats.
加比 现在是留堂时间 不是社交时间
Gabbi, this is detention, not social hour.
Find another seat farther from your friend.
Principal Gallo, this is an insane mistake.
I shouldn't be here.
And you know I wouldn't do anything like what happened.
Yeah, none of us have anything to do with it.
I don't understand why we're all...
Do you have any proof that any of us did this...
I know all of you, you're good kids!
Doesn't feel like that's what you're saying.
What you've been saying.
That was something else, Winton.
And I already apologized
for thinking that you were involved with that.
听着 我和你们一样 也不想来这里
Look, I don't want to be here any more than you do.
But somebody's responsible for that cherry bomb
in your gym class.
And I heard that one or more of you may have been involved.
All of us? Are you serious?
I don't know who's telling the truth and who's not.
So until the one who is responsible comes forth
and is straight with me,
you're in detention for the whole weekend.
Mr. Gallo, this is BS.
Like, my parents are freaking out
over something I had nothing to do with.
Your parents? You should see mine.
说真的 加洛先生 这一点都不公平
Seriously, Mr. Gallo. Nothing about this is fair.
When that cherry bomb went off, it panicked everyone.
We all thought it was...
So then, I triggered the new lockdown technology system.
The alarms went off, scared the whole school.
It sends out these text messages
to every parent and every school board member,
and they're breathing down my neck.
They want to know what happened.
So help me.
Tell me who did it, and then we can all just go home.
All right, fine. Hand them over.
- What do you mean by that? - What?!
Come on! Are you kidding!
快点 快点 给我吧
Come on, come on. Give them to me.
Look, you'll get them back when detention's over.
- This is ridiculous. - Thank you.
Maybe use this time to think about telling me who did it.
Someone's a snitch, man.
-劝你小心点 贾克斯 -为什么
- I'd be careful there, Jax. - Why?
- She's a cheerleader. - Yeah.
Which basically means she's got the muscles of a gymnast
and can fold you in half. The wrong way.
I'm right here?
And my name is Gabbi.
But you can call me ma'am and...
Keep it moving.
Well, what's up with you and the big guy?
My name's Winton Omawale.
And why do you care, Jax Bender?
Oh, I'm just curious.
Okay. I got this.
Never, nowhere, no chance, no way,
no how, absolutely not.
Not in a hundred years.
Not in a million years?
Not in a billion years.
Not if it would solve world hunger?
I'd rather jump off a cliff.
Not if we were the last two people left on earth?
Give me an N.
Give me an O.
What does that spell?
不可能 "今天不行 撒旦"怎么样
No? Okay, how about "not today, Satan?"
- How about "pas de..." - Hey, is this someone's bag?
I think your phone's vibrating.
外语 外语 很不错
Languages, languages, okay.
Which is "I'd love to, just not with you."
Okay, how about "when pigs fly?"
- Oh, we're going back to the classics now. - Yeah.
Okay, well that's the most classic line there is.
不是我 不是你 那就是我
It's not me, it's not you, it's me.
Jeez, what is your problem?
Inside. It had a face.
-这招不错 兄弟 -我是认真的
- Yeah, nice try bro. - I'm serious.
It's not funny.
I'm not trying to be funny.
Guess what I'm going to do?
Not look in that bag because you told me to,
just for something stupid to pop out and scare me.
No, respect man.
A prank like that takes planning and foresight.
You guys, I'm not joking.
Gabbi, look at it.
Is big man going to go hide behind your new girlfriend?
What is your problem?
What is it?
- Nice. - So stupid.
What are you?
I know what I saw.
Sure you did.
You calling me a liar, now?
Hello? A liar?
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