时间旅行者的妻子（2022）

"记事本"
再见,克蕾儿
"记事本"
"2006年5月24日"
"请原谅我,爱你"
"帮帮他,他需要你"
「克蕾儿19岁」
「亨利41岁」
「克蕾儿18岁」
「亨利27岁」
死贱♥人♥
bitch
这公♥寓♥真不错
Wow, it's a nice apartment.
你紧跟着决定并称之为计划
Hold tight and call it a plan.
我没有选择亨利
I didn't choose Henry
亨利也没有选择我
and Henry didn't choose me.
我们只是缘分对了
We just happened to each other
只是顺序不对
in the wrong order.
一路上来
All the way up.
我是亨利
Hey, it's Henry.
一路上来
All the way up.
大家都很爱讲自主能力
People talk about agency.
总是说人应该要能自己作主
All the time, everybody's gotta have agency.
我告诉你
Well, let me tell you something.
在坠入爱河这件事上
When it comes to falling in love,
人根本作不了主
nobody has any agency.
所以大家才称之为"坠入"
That's why they call it falling.
有食谱的照片吗?
Was there a photograph with the recipe?
有啊
Uh...
你确定是做这个吗?
This is supposed to be that?
你现在正在爱着谁吗?
Are you in love?
希望如此
I hope so.
但是请扪心自问
But ask yourself this.
坠入爱河的那一刻
When it happened,
是你选择了那个人吗?
did you choose who?
那个时间?
When?
那种方式?
How?
现在占据你大半人生的人
Is this person that now owns a huge part of your life
和你想象的一样吗?
anything like you thought they'd be?
他们在你预料的时间出现吗?
Did they arrive when they were supposed to?
这一切一如你的预期吗?
Is any of it anything like you planned?
走到顶楼,往上走就对了
Right up to the top, just keep coming up!
对,我发现往上走是不错的选择
Yeah, well, I figured going up was a good choice.
不是你做决定 而是决定引领着你
You don't take decisions, decisions take you.
不是我不会下厨 只是我选择不要下厨
I mean, it's not that I can't cook. -It's that I choose not to.
但你今天却在下厨?
But you're cooking today.
我这是半下厨,你看看鸡肉
Yeah, well, I mean, I'm only half cooking. Look at the chicken.
这代表你真的喜欢他?
So, that means you definitely like him.
要嘛非常喜欢他 不然就是恨之入骨
Either that or I hate his guts.
提到入骨啊‥
Oh, speaking of guts...
亨利和我唯一的区别 是他的时间都混在一起
The only difference with Henry and me is that it's all mixed up.
这代表有时候‥
And that means, now and then,
我们知道会发生什么事
we know what's coming.
只是零碎的片段,不是事情全貌
Bits and pieces, not everything.
就像提前知道河流的几个弯道
A few bends in the river.
图书馆小子
Library boy!
她都这样称呼我吗? -她叫你亨利
Does she call me that? She calls you Henry.
那她怎么称呼你?
Well, what's she call you?
戈梅兹
Gomez. -Hmm.
很高兴认识你
Pleased to meet you.
进来吧
Come right in.
当然有时候也会遇到 本来就讨厌你的人
Now and then, of course, you meet someone who hates you already...
谢谢
Thanks.
而你还浑然不知原因
...and you have no idea why. Yet.
这里很棒
Wow. Nice.
所以你还不曾去过她的公♥寓♥?
Oh, so you haven't been to her apartment.
为什么你对这点这么开心?
Why would you be so happy about that?
谁说我开心了?
Who says I'm happy?
你那张大饼脸上灿烂的笑容 差点闪瞎了我的眼睛
The giant smile on your enormous face almost took my eye out.
你真会说笑
You make a lot of jokes.
你前后差距真大
It's a rollercoaster.
小妞们,我带了新玩具给你们
Oh, my kittens! I have brought you a new toy.
它叫做亨利
It answers to the name of Henry,
但你们能称它图书馆小子
but you can call it Library Boy.
它很会说笑 -请叫我亨利就好
And it makes many jokes. -Please, just call me Henry.
我只在打击犯罪时 叫作图书馆小子
I'm only Library Boy when I'm fighting crime.
那你的超能力是什么?
Oh, what are your superpowers?
杜威十进制系统和快速上架能力
Ah, the Dewey Decimal system and speed shelving.
在银行抢案无法发挥预期效果
Doesn't always have the desired effect
但我总是抱着希望
in a bank robbery, but I live in hope.
看吧? 很好笑,已经说四个笑话了
See? Funny, funny. Made four jokes already.
谁算的数? 是五个笑话
Who's counting? Five.
我是夏芮丝,克蕾儿的室友
I'm Charisse, Clare's roommate. -Yeah! She's with me.
她和我在一起 所以我才来过公♥寓♥这么多次
That's why I've been to this apartment so many times.
我需要他搬重物
Yeah, I need him for lifting heavy objects.
别忘了还有性♥爱♥
And the sex. -Don't forget the sex.
想必她试过了
Oh, I bet she tries to.
六个笑话了 -喝啤酒吗?
Six. -Beer?
好啊 -戈梅兹,拿瓶啤酒给他
Yeah. -Gomez, get him a beer.
啤酒在冰箱里
Hmm, beers are in the fridge.
对,啤酒在冰箱里
Yeah, beers are in the fridge.
所以从冰箱拿瓶啤酒给他 戈梅兹
So get him a beer from the fridge, Gomez.
这就是‥ -对
Wow, so this is... -Yeah, uh,
这还没完成
this is a work in progress.
好喔
Okey dokey.
鸡肉颜色这么粉♥嫩♥是不是不好?
Is it bad for chicken to be this pink?
看情况,我们是要吃牠 还是要复活牠?
Uh, depends. Are we gonna eat it or revive it?
这是鸡肉香菇炖饭
It's chicken and shiitake risotto.
搭配冬南瓜和松子酱
With winter squash and pine nut dressing.
你们没人知道如何做菜吗?
Do any of you know how to actually cook?
没有 -很好,谢了
Mm-mm. No. Great. Thanks.
这个应该能派上用场了
I think I could make something out of this.
图书馆小子掌厨
Library Boy taking charge.
我兴奋到发抖了呢
I'm experiencing chills.
那很好,给我一件围裙
HENRY, 28: Yeah, good for you. Give me an apron.
有谁要来吗?
Is someone else coming?
没有啊
No.
克蕾儿,等等
Hey, Clare, wait up.
克蕾儿不曾说过你会下厨
So, Clare never said you could cook.
也不曾说过你真的存在
Or actually that you exist.
克蕾儿,能不能让我‥ -什么?
Clare, can I just, uh... -CLARE ABSHIRE, 20: What?
那家伙‥我应该见过他
That guy. I-- I think I've seen him before.
那你现在又见到他了
Well, now you're seeing him again.
去拿一条围裙给我男友吧
Okay? So go get my boyfriend an apron.
预知有时会有所帮助
Foreknowledge can be helpful sometimes.
知道一些即将发生的事 可能很奇怪
Knowing a bit of what's coming can be strange,
也可能有用
it can be useful,
有时可能是悲剧
and sometimes it can be tragedy.
有时可能是闹剧
Sometimes it can be farce.
有时两者皆是
And sometimes it can be both.
你和克蕾儿交往多久了?
So, how long you've been seeing Clare?
这问题很复杂
Hmm, complicated question.
才不会,有什么好复杂?
No, it isn't. What's complicated about it?
这个嘛‥ -我和她一起住,每天都见到她
Well... -Well, I live with her. I see her every day.
那你什么时候见她?
When do you see her?
时不时会见她
From time to time. -Sorry?
什么? -说来好笑
That was actually really funny.
但你得需要来龙去脉
You just need a bit of context.
你还在说笑啊,图书馆小子?
Oh, you're still making jokes, Library Boy?
其实我刚好没笑料了 真感谢你回来了
Actually, I was just running out of material. Thank God you're back.
亨利,你能过来一下吗?
Henry, could you come out here for a minute?
当然可以
Yeah, I totally could.
能给我们一点时间吗? 谢谢
Uh, guys, if you could, um, just give us a moment, please. Thanks.
门外的人是来找你的
It's the door. It's for you.
谁啊? -就是你
Who is it? -It's you.
好吧,但那是谁? -你啊
Okay, but who is it? -You.