一路绕行（2016）

The Detour S03E04

Part 1 June 26, 2021, 9:06 a.m.

看看Joey叔叔找到了什么
Look what Uncle Joey found.
我们的证据
Evidentiary manilas.
好了让我们来看看这里面有什么
All right, let's see what we have here.
这是什么一只美洲驼吗
What is this? A llama?
是羊驼
Alpaca.
我们的镇长但它死了
Town mayor. It died.
我们儿子在选举中打败了它儿子
Our son beat his son in an election,
现在我们儿子是新一任镇长
and now our son's the new mayor.
什么 - 不了解情况的话听上去确实很蠢
What? - Out of context, it sounds stupid.
哦我的妈
Oh, boy.
看来某人不怎么喜欢你啊
Someone doesn't like you.
看看这个
Look at this.
哦我的天哪
Oh, my stars and garters.
看来我们找到她迷恋的对象了
Looks like we found the object of her desire.
老兄她脑子不太正常
Dude, she ain't right in the head.
可不是嘛 - 她有和你们接触过吗
Tell me about it. - Did she ever make contact?
有过那么一点接触
A little bit.
上上上快快快
Let's go, let's go! Come on, come on, come on!
当心啊
Heads up, heads up!
Martin 你再让我看到你推着那企鹅
Martin, get that penguin in the game,
我就把你换下场
or I will pull you!
上啊
Come on!
动起来
Let's go!
你♥他♥妈♥吹什么黑哨哪裁判
What the hell was that, Stripes?
他越位了
He was offside.
是企鹅越位了他没越位
The penguin was offside, not him.
拜托教练看看你周围根本没人看你表演
Come on, coach, look around. Who's your show for?
好好享受吧还有叫我Todd
Have a little fun. And call me Todd.
吃屎吧 Todd
Eat shit, Todd.
快上上我感觉你们像是在跳舞
Let's go, let's go! I'm seeing a lot of dancing,
而不是在滑冰
not a lot of skating.
教练我失陪一下 - 注意注意
Coach, I-I-I just need a second. - Heads up. Heads up.
嘿谢谢你给我回电♥话♥
Hey, thanks for calling me back.
听着我需要你帮我个大忙可以吗
Listen, I need to ask a really big favor of you, okay?
呃我有个朋友
Um, I have this friend.
去抢冰球啊
Fight for the puck!
然后我希望
And then I was hoping
你可以帮我在他身上装个监听器
you could maybe run a comm tap on him for me.
搞什么啊裁判
Oh, come on, Stripes!
和你的判罚一起滚回孬西拉吧
Take that call back to Wuss-illa!
不不不
No, no.
我我只是在帮他
I'm just... I'm just helping him out.
我是他的助理教练兼朋友
I'm his assistant coach and friend.
快上快上快上
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
铲铲铲
Dig, dig, dig, dig!
用冰球杆打人下场5分钟
Slashing, that's 5!
什么他完全挡住我了
What? He was all over my shit!
这是我的球门区
This is my crease!
我的球门区妈的
My crease, God damn it!
真是有其父必有其女
Like father, like daughter!
从我的球门区里滚出去
Get off my crease!
Parker 该你上了
Parker, on your feet.
去代替你姐姐坐到受罚席去好吗
Go sit in the back for your sister, would you?
你必须得是场上球员才能接受处罚啊
You have to be on the ice to take the penalty.
坐到受罚席去
Go sit in the box!
我在去我在去
I'm going, I'm going.
嘿把冰鞋刀套脱下来啊
Hey! Skate guards off.
天哪谁会那么蠢
God, who does that?
我现在慢慢开始了解Nate了
I am just really getting to know Nate now.
他也开始慢慢信任我了
He's really starting to trust me.
最奇怪的是
And the weird thing is,
他没我之前想的那么愚蠢
he is not the idiot I thought he was.
他实际上是个很好的父亲
He's actually a really great dad
也是个很棒的冰球教练
and a damn fine hockey coach.
拜托你能不能专业一点
Oh, can you be professional, please?
他可是我的监视对象啊
He's a surveillance target.
你只要搞定监听器就行了
Just get me the tap.
我让你看看什么叫暴♥力♥ Todd
I'll show you roughing, Todd!
天哪我得挂了
Oh, God, I got to go.
我去过你家 Todd 你根本看不到俄♥罗♥斯♥
I've been to your house, Todd. You can't see Russia!
人们通常会将"从我家看得见俄♥罗♥斯♥"这句话和萨拉佩林联♥系♥起来
但她实际上并没有说过这句话原话为"在阿♥拉♥斯加州的土地上看得见俄♥罗♥斯♥"
她从来没那么说过
She never said that!
哦该死
Oh, damn it.
Nate
Nate!
哦
Oh.
该死
Damn it.
嘿宝贝儿你感觉还好吗
Hey, babe! How you feeling?
糟透了你的呃旅行怎么样
Terrible. How's, uh, how's the trip?
挺好的我们都挺享受的
Uh, it's pretty good. We're having a good time.
虽然我们打得很烂但大家心情意外的都还不错
Everyone's in good spirits, considering how much we suck.
是不是啊孩子们
Isn't that right, guys?
嘿听着我在想
Hey, listen. I was thinking
我明天轮班结束后
maybe after my shift tomorrow,
也许我可以去安克雷奇见你们
I could come to Anchorage to see you guys.
你说什么你好卡啊宝贝
What was that? You're breaking up, babe.
啥我都没有动啊
Oh, well, I'm not moving.
我完全不知道你刚说了啥来和孩子们说吧
I'm not getting any of that. Here, talk to the kids.
不我想告
No. No, I wanted to ta...
嘿你好啊镇长先生
Hey! Hey, Mr. Mayor.
去找个信♥号♥♥好的地方吧你卡死了
Try finding a better spot. You're breaking up.
呃就像我刚才说的我根本都没动
Yeah, like I said, I'm not moving.
也许你应该别动
Maybe you should stop moving.
我们没法不动
Can't stop moving.
我们在车上朋友
We're on a bus, mate,
一路向苏格兰高地前进
all the way to the Highlands of Scotland.
那是谁那那是谁
Who is that? Wh-Who is that?
那是苏格兰口音
That's Scottish!
你知道的就是你做不来的那个
You know, the one you can't do.
不我知道我知道那个口音
No, I know... I know the accent,
但是刚才是谁在学苏格兰口音 - 是我
but who was doing it? - I was!
不刚才是个女人的声音
No, there was a woman's voice.
那是Edie
That was Edie.
谁 - 你不认识Edie吗
Who? - You don't know Edie?
不认识 - 哦也对你怎么会认识
No. - Oh, right. Why would you?
爸爸说她是他的冰球老婆
Dad calls her his hockey wife.
她真的很厉害你会喜欢她的
She's just really cool. You'd love her.
她的口音模仿无人能敌
She's the best at accents.
好吧我我的口音模仿也不烂啊
Well, I'm... I'm not too shabby at accents, either.
听听这个
Listen to this one.
Tiki masala （在学印度口音）
Tiki masala...
Bride-num-na 我♥操♥
Birde-num-na... Oh, shit.
抱歉嘿甜心你玩得开心吗
I'm sorry. Hey, sweetie, are you having fun?
你在听歌♥啊这还挺新奇的
Listening to music, that's... that's new.
演出金曲库是从音乐戏剧和电影精选出的曲目
这些歌♥曲通常由专业的词曲作者创作并且由演绎传统曲调的演员或歌♥手演唱
对啊 Edie让我听她的演出金曲库
Yeah, Edie let me listen to her show tune library.
她超酷的 - 我也很喜欢这些歌♥
She's awesome. - I'm enjoying them, too,
但是回家后就别说了
but don't tell the boys back home.
就让在安克雷奇发生的一切留在安克雷奇吧
What happens in Anchorage stays in Anchorage.
祝你早日康复甜心
Feel better, sweetie.
你需要Moishe给你带点肉汤什么的吗
Do you need Moishe to bring you a little broth or something?
半个金枪鱼三明治怎么样
Maybe half a tuna fish sandwich?
不不不我很好
No, no, I'm okay.
Nate还在吗
Is Nate still around?
他还我能和Nate说话吗
Is... Can I talk to Nate?
哦你好
Oh, hi, hello.
你能帮我叫一下Nate教练吗
Can you get Coach Nate?
你知道Nate教练是谁吗
Do you know who Coach Nate is?
Nate教练
Coach Nate.
我要找Nate教练
I need Coach Nate.
他和我们的美臀助教Edie在一起呢
He's with our nice ass coach, Edie.