一路绕行（2016）

他是一个过山车设计师 而她
He's a roller coaster designer, and she...
你是干什么的
What do you do?
妈妈我不要 - 宝贝别难过啊
Mommy, I don't want to. - Honey, don't look so sad.
我们还是赢了个二等奖(medium)啊
We won you the medium.
她是一个灵媒(medium)
She's a medium.
嗯灵媒
A medium.
你是灵媒吗
You're a medium?
天啊Narvin你听到了吗
Oh, my. Narvin, did you hear this?
Dana是个灵媒
Dana is a medium.
那是啥玩意儿
What the hell is that?
你在开玩笑吗
Are you kidding me?
就是一种古老的通灵者 能和已故之人交流
It's an ancient mystic who communes with the dead.
不会吧 - 是的
No shit. - Yeah.
天啦 你们真是我见过最有趣的一对夫妻了
Boy, you are the most interesting couple I have ever met.
除了那个女高尔夫球手
Except for that lady golfer
以及她那个不喜欢吃披萨的老公
and her husband who didn't like pizza.
他讨厌披萨 我记得很清楚
He hated pizza. I totally remember that guy.
宝贝儿 我们
Babe, we...
呃 她膀胱不太好 所以
Uh, she... she's got a weak bladder, so.
哦 可不是嘛
Ugh, tell me about it.
我生完孩子以后小妹妹(意第绪语)就大不如前
My schmundie hasn't been the same since I had kids.
经常要上厕所 时刻都想
I got to pish, like, all the time.
我也是 我得去尿点屎 在小妹妹里
Me, too. I gotta p-shit...in the shmundie.
嘿 到底怎么了
Hey! What the hell happened?
他说了他的真名
He said his real name!
我又没专门练过用假名欢呼
I didn't practice celebrating with my fake name.
遵纪守法 可没那么容易
Going legit. It's not easy, is it?
发生了什么
What the hell happened?
你快跟我来 长奶♥子♥
Hey, you're coming with me, Long Tits.
还是腿奶♥子♥呢
Or is it Leg Tits?
是奶♥子♥日记 - 是大奶♥子♥
Log Tits. - Large Tits.
是"大"吗
Large?
老兄 你能说说你要带我们去哪儿吗
Hey, man, can you tell us where you're taking us?
记住 你们有权保持沉默
Remember, it is your right to remain silent.
像这种情况下你应该说些什么呢
What are you supposed to say in a situation like this?
"我是被扣押了吗" - 我们现在是被扣押了吗
"Am I being detained?" - Hey, are we being detained here?
他来了 是时候让我们看看你的本事了
And here he is. It's time to show us what you got.
谢天谢地 老兄 它失去控制了
Thank God, man, it's gone haywire.
我不知道该怎么办 它停不下来
I don't know what to do. It won't stop.
你觉得我他妈又能怎么办
What the hell do you want me to do about it?
你是那个城里来的趾高气昂的过山车设计师 不是吗
Well, you're the big city, fancy pants roller coaster designer, ain't you?
你最好相信他
Oh, you better believe it.
所以 我们需要你帮助孩子们安全着陆
Well, then, we need you to get our kids down to safety.
Gayle 救命 求你了 救命啊
Gayle! Help, please, help!
天哪 我的Moishe还在上面
Oh, my God! My Moishe's up there!
小Moishe几岁了 - 49
How old is little Moishe? - 49.
你们试过关掉它再重启吗
Have you tried turning it off and then back on again?
我们试过了 它没有开关
We tried, there's no switch.
那拔掉插头呢 - Gus已经试过了
Maybe unplug it? - Gus already tried that.
Gus是谁
Who's Gus?
噢 Gus 你到底在干嘛
Oh, Gus! What were you doing?
我的天哪 你这个蠢货
Oh, my God, you idiot!
兄弟 他的情况不太妙 懂吗
Dude, he is not doing well, okay?
我差点就当医生了
I could have been a doctor.
你得给他叫辆救护车
You gotta get him in an ambulance.
你是说放着30条人命不管 先救这一个
You're talking about saving one life over 30.
我可不想承担这样的风险
Those aren't odds I'm willing to take.
好吧 但你最好还是给他叫辆救护车
Yeah, but you should probably still get him an ambulance.
好吧 我想这不是二选一的情况 对吧
Well, I suppose it's not an either/or, is it?
根本不沾边 - 对 不是的
Not even close. - No. No, it's not.
我们需要派一辆救护车到狂欢节这儿来 速度点
We need a hospital truck to the festival, pronto.
谁在负责这个 - Gus 但他死了
Who's in charge of all of this? - Gus is, and he's dead.
好吧 但总得有个主反应器之类的用来关掉它吧
Okay, but there's gotta be some sort of main reactor to shut down now?
天哪 兄弟 最好别这么干
Christ, man, you don't want to do that.
这些门都会打开
The gates'll open up.
你会让这些孩子掉的到处都是
You'll have kids falling all over the place.
连我都知道不行 - 坚持住 亲爱的
Even I know that! - Hang in there, sweetie!
救援来了 - 这是控制台
Help is here! - This is the control box.
红色通常代表停止 所以 - 没错
Red usually means stop, so - yeah.
动手吧 快呀
Go for it! Go!
这为什么会做成最大的按钮
Why is that the biggest button?
我不知道 或许它是最重要的
Well, I don't know. It's the most important?
这里面可真是一团乱麻 对吧
That is a big old mess of crap in there, isn't it?
我靠 - 哪根都有可能
Oh, shit. - It could be any of 'em.
祝你好运 兄弟
Good luck, man.
我
I...
你能做到的 - 我做不到
No, you got this. - I don't got this.
你可以的
You got it.
我
I...
我是说 这真是
I mean, this is...
老天啊
Jesus.
别 我去 不是那根线
Oh, no, shit, not that wire.
你不是说你不知道是哪根线
You said you didn't know which one it was.
我只知道不是这根
I know it's not that one!
我 我必须实话实说
I... I have to be honest here.
我 谁行行好关掉音乐行吗
I... can someone turn that music off, please?
好吧
Well...
这个设施真的不是我擅长的
This ride really isn't my specialty.
不 他太谦虚而已
No, he's being modesty.
他最初就是从这种嘉年华设施开始的设计生涯
He started out designing carnival rides just like this in the beginning.
不是吗 亲爱的
Didn't you, sweetie?
继续吧 你能搞定的
Go ahead, do it. You can do it.
我搞不定
I can't.
Nate 搞定它
Nate, do it.
Nate是谁 - 什么
Who's Nate? - What?
问得好 Dana
Exactly, Dana.
你为什么不去问问死去的工作人员
Why don't you go talk to the dead carny
我到底应该剪哪根线
to find out which wire I should cut?
说得对啊
Of course.
上帝为我们带来了解决这个悲剧难题的钥匙
Hashem has sent us the keys to this tragic puzzle!
还有哪对夫妻比他们更合适呢
What couple is better suited?
一个过山车设计师和一个灵媒
A roller coaster designer and a medium!
你能跟死去的人说话吗 - 我的天哪
You can talk to the dead? - Oh, my God.
这不是一门科学 但是
Well, it's not a science, but...
问他昨晚是不是和Marla在一起
Ask him if he was with Marla last night!
什么 不行 你问他怎么把这个玩意儿关掉
What, no! You ask him how to turn this thing off.
你问他是不是又和我那肮脏的后妈Marla搞在一起了
You ask him if he got back together with my skanky stepmother, Marla!
别吵了 各位 快住口
Stop it! Stop it! Everybody, stop it!
别让这两个蠢货害死30个人
Don't let these two idiots kill 30 people!
你们看不出他们是冒牌货吗
Can't you see they're frauds?
Abby在说什么 - 我不叫Abby
What is Abby talking about? - My name's not Abby.
我叫Delilah 这是Nate Robin和Jared 姓Parker
It's Delilah, and that's Nate, Robin, and Jared Parker!
不是Fleischer
Not Fleischer!
我确信那个男孩称自己为Jareb
I believe the boy calls himself Jareb.
没错 以B结尾 - 不是吧
That's right, with a B. - Come on, man.
我们的祖父没有缴纳进口费用和关税
Our granddad doesn't pay his import fees and tariffs,
因此导致某些政♥府♥机构在追捕我们
and some sort of government agency is after us because of it!
然后他们觉得来到这里 我们就能逃过追捕
And they thought coming up here, we could escape it!
好了 我们走吧 - 等等
Okay, let's go. - Uh, uh, uh.
这是真的吗
Is this true?
严格说来 是的
Technically, yes.
即便如此 其实我也不太了解这个事情的细节
Although, I actually don't know a lot of the details of the story
如果能使我不被监禁的话
to protect me from incarceration,
显然 接下来就可能会被监禁
which looks like it could be happening right now.
对不起打断各位 但真的没人关心
Sorry to break it to y'all, but no one gives a hoot
你们在下面48州的肮脏秘密
about your dirty secrets from the lower 48.
要不是因为需要逃避什么 你干嘛来这里生活呢
Why would you be living here if you weren't running from something?
事实上这镇上所有的人
Practically every other person in this town
都改过自己的名字
has changed their name.
我是说 Moishe(摩西) 得了吧 这也太巧了吧
I mean, Moishe? Come on, a little on the nose.