生活点滴（2015）

所以 我们为什么
So, why couldn't we just have
不能去高级餐厅跟你老板吃饭就算了
dinner with your boss at a nice restaurant?
因为我想要晋升为合伙人
Because I'm trying to make partner, Greg.
我得让他了解真正的我
I need him to see the real me.
那为什么又要把拉克的照片收起来
Then why did we put away all the photos of Lark?
他不知道我有孩子了
Oh, he doesn't know I have a kid.
而且 他还以为我们是素食主义者
Also, he thinks we're vegan,
所以 今天的食物会很难吃... 抱歉啦
so the food's gonna suck... sorry.
我是说 天啊
I mean, come on.
这简直是 太夸张了
That is, like, legit crazy.
我真的没想到你也在那个奔狼训练营里
I cannot believe you went to Camp Running Wolf, too.
是那个有孩子被谋杀的训练营吗
Now, is this the camp where the kid got murdered,
还是那个吃凉热狗的那个
or the one with the cool hot dogs?
是同一个 嗨 保罗
Same camp. Hey, Paul.
嗨 保罗 吃土豆泥吗
Hey, Paul, do you like mashed potatoes?
亲爱的 我们没准备土豆泥
Oh, we don't have any mashed potatoes, hon.
热土豆 热土豆
Hot potato, hot potato,
永远的 好朋友
we'll be friends forever.
热土豆 热土豆 一辈子 好朋友
Hot potato, hot potato, we'll be friends for life.
切一切 冲一冲 搅一搅 剁一剁
Mush it, dash it, mix it, mash it.
没有用刀哦
Never use a knife.
好吧 如果你还有词的话
Okay, if you can lay down some lyrics,
我口♥技♥配乐
I can beatbox.
我也就是那个时候意识到
And that's when I realized
得有人救救
somebody has to rescue
茶杯贵宾犬
the teacup poodles.
必须 - 对
Oh, absolutely. - Yeah.
当然 - 是
Of course, yeah. - Absolutely.
你救过几只贵宾犬
How many poodles have you rescued?
三只 我们也是很挑的
Three. We're very picky.
我就喜欢这种有眼光的慈善
Mm-hmm. I love a discerning charity.
对 你接受捐款吗
Yeah, do you take donations?
说真的 当然接受了
As a matter of fact, I do.
太好了
Great.
我去拿支票
I'm gonna get my checkbook.
我把支票开给谁
Who should I make the check out to?
那个 基金会在我的名下
Well, the foundation's in my name,
写我的名字就可以了
so just make it out to me.
好
Done.
我想不起来保罗的老婆叫什么了
I can't remember Paul's wife's name.
你该用押韵技巧来技人名 像你的就 真-珍
Oh, you should have used the rhyming trick, Jen-Pen.
那你有记她什么名字吗
Did you do the rhyming trick?
没有记她的 但高高的保罗就有
Not for her, but I did for Tall Paul
宝宝一罗罗 - 好吧
who buys a ball in a stall. - Okay.
没事 别急 我帮你
Here, don't worry, I got you.
嗨 那个 你的名字咋拼
Hey, uh, how do I spell your name?
正常念正常拼就行了
Just the way it sounds.
好嘞 那我们就直接写了
Got it. Then that is how we are gonna spell it.
好吧 如果你不快点押韵联想
Yeah, if you don't do the rhyming trick
出了这个门 你就完蛋了
out of the gate, you're kinda screwed.
好吧 我们还是没找到支票本
Okay. We're still looking for that checkbook.
找到了
Oh, we found it.
格雷 你不知道我是要拖时间吗
Greg, do you not know what we're doing in here?
说真的 不知道
I honestly don't.
真的吗 其他的助理也都
Are you serious? None of the other assistants
不知道保罗老婆的名字吗
know Paul's wife's name?
好吧 我当然知道其他助理的名字
Yeah, of course I know the other assistants' names.
对 我当然知道你叫什么
Yeah, of course I know your name.
别闹了好吗 别在这时候考我记忆
Not today, okay? Please don't test me.
好吧 完了 彻底完了
Yeah, no. We're done here.
你就等着来给我收尸吧
You can get back to the funeral.
你们猜我最近研究啥呢
You want to know what I've been getting into?
家谱 - 对
Genealogy. - Yeah.
你们知道吗
Did you know
我的名字是随我叔祖父的
that I'm named after my great uncle?
但是 从医学角度讲 应该叫叔祖母
But, medically, great aunt.
对 就跟那个
Yeah, it's kind of like
电影 窈窕奶爸 似的 你们都看过哈
that movie, Mrs. Doubtfire... you've seen it.
只不过她叫格雷罢了
Except her name was Greg.
其实 我从来都没看过 窈窕奶爸
You know, I've never seen Mrs. Doubtfire.
啥
What?
那么 你的名字是以什么人命名的吗
So, are you named after anybody?
好吧 你也知道的 小时候
Well, you know, there was this garden
我家有个花♥园♥
in the home that I grew up in,
所以 就很明显咯
so, obviously...
好吧 可不是呗 - 太明显了
Pfft, yeah, obviously. - Obviously.
叮 好像咖啡煮好了
Ding. Sounds like the coffee's ready.
格雷 你跟我一起去趟厨房♥吧
Greg, will you meet me in the kitchen?
她的名字跟花♥园♥有关
Her name is related to a garden.
好吧 我就随便猜几个 - 好
Okay, I'm just gonna throw some out there. - Okay.
你看看有哪个中 - 好
You tell me if any one lands. - Yeah.
好 莉莉 - 可以
Okay, Lily. - Good.
默特尔 - 没准儿
Myrtle. - Yep.
弗恩 - 有可能
Fern. - Maybe.
芬斯 - 不对 肯定不是这个
Fence. - No. Yeah, that's a hard pass.
芬斯·萨尔塔利
Fence Saltarelli?
完了这太可怕了 格雷
I mean, this is a disaster, Greg.
你想想 如果她知道这整整一个晚上
Like, if she finds out that we don't know her name
我们压根都不知道她叫什么
after spending an entire evening together,
她一定会恨死我们的
she's gonna hate us.
可能是恨你 不过所言甚是
Probably more you, but mm-hmm.
我鼻子里有什么东西吗 邦妮
Do I have something in my nose, Bunny?
没有 挺好的 挺干净
No. All good. Clear.
邦妮 她叫邦妮
Bunny. Her name is Bunny.
花♥园♥里的兔子 好气哦
Bunny in the garden. I am very mad
我竟然都没想到
that I did not come up with that.
好了 谁要来点咖啡
Okay, who's ready for coffee?
邦妮 你要普通的还是低因的
Bunny, you a regular or decaf girl?
那就普通咖啡吧
Uh, regular, I guess.
确定吗 毕竟再煮这么一壶低因咖啡
You sure? 'Cause I can whip up a pot of decaf
也很快 邦妮
like that, Bunny.
好吧
Okay.
抱歉 我忘了加糖
Excuse me, I forgot the sugar.
我去 我搞错了
Crap, I got it wrong.
你真该看看他当时看她的表情
You should have seen the look he gave her.
我显然叫错人家名字了
I mean, I clearly called her the wrong name.
真是糗大了
This is terrible.
我就知道她不是叫邦妮
I knew she wasn't a Bunny.
我是没说什么 但我早就知道了
I mean, I didn't want to say anything, but I knew it.
我搞垮自己成为合伙人的机会
I just screwed myself out of making partner
仅仅是因为想不起一个名字
because I couldn't remember one name.
现在我的车子 只能停在
Now I'm gonna have to keep parking
谁管他妈什么名字的助理 和 从不冲厕小姐之间了
between assistant what's-her-face and Mrs. Never Flushes.
这个 天也不早了
You know, it's actually getting a little late.
我们就不喝咖啡了
We're gonna take a pass on the coffee.
别走别走 再待一会儿嘛 就喝一杯
Oh, no, no, stay. Just-just one cup.
我们有奶油 糖 龙舌兰
We've got cream, sugar, agave.
你们懂我吧 我爱咖啡
You know what I say? I like it,
我爱咖啡 龙舌兰的咖啡
I love it, agave have it.
我们没有龙舌兰了
We don't have any agave.
靠 邦妮[小兔]
Well, damn it, Bunny!
你怎么不早说
You should have told me that earlier.
我是说
I mean,
你们不觉得他特别搞笑像只兔子吗
Is he a funny bunny or what?
你叫你老公 "小兔" - 对啊
You call your husband "Bunny"? - Mm-hmm.
因为刚刚我们还纳闷你怎么叫她小兔
'Cause we were wondering why you were calling her Bunny.
对 - 这是我对萝丝[玫瑰]的爱称
Yeah. - That's my pet name for Rose.
不会这么巧吧 我管所有人都叫小兔
No way. Yeah, I just call everybody Bunny.
萝丝开劳斯莱斯去买♥♥萝卜丝
Rose blows her nose and never shows her toes.
押韵了
Got it.