约翰·威尔逊的十万个怎么做（2020）

你好 纽约
Hey, New York.
我花了很多时间和房♥东打交道
I spend a lot of time with my landlord.
我经常在7点左右去她家中
I usually go down to her apartment around 7 o'clock,
一起收看《危险边缘!》
and we watch Jeopardy! together.
她还会为我准备拖鞋
She even gives me slippers
好让我脚丫子不会着凉
to make sure that my feet aren't cold,
并坚持让我叫她…
and insists that I call her…
"妈妈"
"Mama."
谢谢 妈妈
Thank you, Mama.
她也喜欢来我家里
She also likes to come into my apartment
用手挑拣我垃圾桶里的垃圾
and handpick all the trash out of my trash can,
好让我省点买♥♥垃圾袋的钱
so that I can save money on trash bags.
她给我看她的艺术创作
She shows me art that she made.
啊 很棒啊
Oh, that's very nice.
给我送来仙人掌
And brings me cactus.
还有黄瓜
And cucumbers.
坚持帮我洗衣服
And insists on doing my laundry,
因为她说自助洗衣店有虱子
because she says that the laundromat has lice in it.
嗷谢谢
Oh, thank you.
这么多年 她是唯一一个
She's the only person in my life that
我不会当着面抽电子烟的人
I never vape around.
如果想抽
If I ever need to take a puff,
我会先跑会自己家里
I always just run back to my apartment first…
然后再下来
and then I come back down.
她好像从未察觉
And she never seems to notice.
最棒的是
But the nicest thing
她总是喜欢给我做饭
is that she likes to cook for me all the time.
有时候是一锅炖菜
Sometimes it's a stew
或一份甜品
or a dessert,
都很好吃
but it's always delicious.
谢谢
Thank you.
我很想报答她
I really wanted to repay her
一直以来为我做这么多美味佳肴
for all the amazing food she made me.
然后我想起来她曾经提过
Then I remembered she once mentioned
她最喜欢吃意式烩饭
that her favorite food was risotto,
我敢打赌如果我能把这道菜做好
and I bet it would impress her a lot
一定能给她留下深刻的印象
if I could figure out how to do it right.
就像所有好房♥客那样
So like any good tenant,
我决定给我的房♥东一个惊喜 顺便…
I decided to surprise my landlord and…
了解一下到底要付出多少
see how hard it really is to
才能做出完美的意式烩饭
cook the perfect risotto.
如传说中所说
As legend has it,
第一份有记录的意式烩饭
the first documented risotto
大约诞生于1809年 由一个玻璃吹制者的学徒
was made by a glassblower's apprentice around 1809,
在一个婚宴上做出来的
for a wedding feast.
自此 这道菜在世界各地都受到了喜爱
And ever since, it's been enjoyed
并且不断被厨师重新演绎
and reinterpreted by chefs all over the world.
准备一道有民族特色的料理
When preparing an ethnic dish,
最重要的就是
the most important thing is to
尊重它背后丰富的文化遗产
respect the rich cultural heritage from which it emerged.
比较好的方法是
And a great way to do that
学习这门语言中的一些单词
is to learn a few words of the language.
Buongiorno 早上好
Buongiorno means "good morning."
Buonasera 晚安
Buonasera, means "good night."
cavalla 马
A cavalla is a horse.
不过意语和英语中有没区别的词 有"豪华轿车"
But we both have the exact same word for limousine
以及"胡椒香肠"
and peperoni.
如果有人催你
And if anyone is rushing you,
你只要友善地说一句 "等一下"
And if anyone is rushing you, just kindly say, "Un momento, "
问题就能解决
and that should solve the problem.
如果这是你第一次做意式烩饭
If it's your first time making risotto,
你会想知道谁是世界上最会做它的人
you'll wanna research who the best in the world is
以及他是怎么做的
and see how they do it.
根据你能找到的视频
Based on the videos you find,
似乎要进入一个全然平静的
it seems like you need to be in a completely tranquil,
禅意世界 才想要做好
zen state in order to do it well.
意式烩饭有其特定的魅力
There's always been a certain charm about risotto.
但仅靠本身的魅力无法成型
But charm by itself doesn't cut it.
你需要做出完美的口感
You need the perfect texture.
和完美的味道
You need the perfect flavor.
一个烩饭日记看起来有所帮助
It also seems like having a risotto journal helps a lot,
因为你需要一个地方
because you need a place to
画出理想中烩饭的样子
sketch your dream risotto,
同时记录做法
and take notes during the process.
如果你并不认识什么有竞争力的厨师
But if you don't personally know any competitive chefs,
四处问问是一个不错的选择
it might be a good idea to just ask around
你可以去找找有谁知道怎么做
to see if anyone know show to cook it.
你在社区里到处走动时
So when you're walking around your neighborhood,
使出你眼睛…
just keep your eyes…
瞪掉的劲头 留意有没有意大利国旗
peeled for any Italian flags.
如果看到了 就走过去
And if you see one, just start walking towards it,
没准国旗附近的人
and hopefully someone near the flag
知道怎么做烩饭
will know how to cook it.
你知道意式烩饭怎么做吗?
Do you know how to make risotto?
意式烩饭是我最喜欢的料理之一
Risotto is actually one of my favorite dishes.
真的吗?
Oh, really?
如果你和善地发问
And if you ask nicely,
他没准会在厨房♥里直接开课
he might actually give you a lesson in his kitchen,
一对一地教你
just for you, one on one.
你要准备非常好的汤头
Your stock has to be really good.
是吗? -如果汤头不好 就…
Oh, yeah? -Because if it's not…
你用的是哪一种米?
What kind--what kind of rice do you use?
必须用阿尔博里奥米 这是唯一的选择
You have to use Arborio, there's no choice.
莫妮卡! -嗯?
Monica! -Yeah?
我们这边需要阿镇米
We need-- we need the Arborio rice up here.
好的我来了 -米可能还放在楼下
Okay, I'm coming. -I think it's I think it's still downstairs.
我用黄油 黄油和橄榄油
I do butter, I do butter and olive oil.
必须是特级初榨的 -好的
Extra virgin, has to be. -Okay.
我们这就开始 先把米…
Here we go, we do the Ar…
对不起
I'm so sorry.
烩饭我做了很多很多年了
I've been doing this for many, many years.
食材我都不定量的
I don't measure anything.
莫妮卡 我需要小的砧板
Monica! I need the small cutting board,
在水槽下面 谢了
under the sink, please.
砰砰砰
Bam, bam, bam.
必须不停地搅拌
You have to constantly stir.
砰!
Bam!
要用帕马森奶酪 必须的
Parmigiano-Reggiano, you have to use that cheese.
好的 -等一下
Okay. -Hold on!
不要打扰我 -好的
Don't distract me. -Okay.
还需要海盐 -好的
You need sea salt. -Okay.
海盐! -好的
Sea salt! -Okay.
莫妮卡 我的 我的…
Monica, is my-- is my…
我的白胡椒在这吗?
my white pepper up here?
我觉得应该在楼下吧
No, I think it's downstairs.
好的 谢谢
Okay, thank you.
你需要按照食谱来
You gotta follow the rules.
但也要创造属于你的
But you also gotta make your own rules
有效的食谱
that work for you.
一招鲜 吃遍天 是不存在的
It's not-- it's not one size fits all, my friend.
好的 -这就是做烩饭的方法
Okay, so -This is how you make a risotto.
下课后 幸运的话
And after the lesson, if you're lucky,
他会为你展示些艺术品
he may also show you some of his artwork
他自己制♥作♥的
that he made.
这一幅是"西南" 就是…
Now, this is the Southwest. It's like-- like…
岩画遗址
the petroglyphs,
在亚利桑那州
Arizona.
我认为那里还有那个…
I believe there was also, you know…
外星人出没
alien beings over there,
能让我们更了解那个地方
that-- that gave us a little bit more knowledge.