沃客纪录（2016）

加文在做作业
Gavin's doing homework.
代数 好没劲的作业
Algebra. Boring homework.
修剪__草坪可以挣15美元
You earn $15 for mowing blank lawns.
那么修剪一块草坪可以挣多少
How much do you earn mowing one lawn?
只给这么点信息吗
That's all the information it gives you?
好难
This is hard!
我连六年级的作业都不会做 烦躁
I hate when I don't understand my sixth grader's homework!
等一下 听我说
Hold on. That's...listen.
这是... 应用题吧
There's...that's...story problems, I think...
应用题有个前提
here's a hypothesis on story problems.
我认为沃客拍手就是讲故事的
To me, a vlogger is a storyteller.
我把你握在手中
You're experiencing what I'm experiencing,
带你体验我的生活
and I'll just hold you in my hand.
让我尝尝味道怎么样
Let me just see how that tastes.
我以此为生
And that's what I do for a living,
每天有二百五十万人观看这些视频
and 2.5 million people a day watch those videos.
谢谢 是给我泡的吗
Thank you for this, by the way. Were you making this for me?
不是
No.
你们好
What up, peeps?
大家好
Hello, everyone.
我在视频里
So here I am in a video!
你们好 我是格洛泽尔
Hello, this is GloZell.
你们最近怎么样
Is you okay? Is you good?
我很好奇
'Cause I want to know.
宝贝们你们好
Hello, my homies!
我为今天的节目带来了这个
For today's show and tell, I brought this!
蘸一蘸 我还从没试过香草味的
Dippy dip. I never dipped a vanilla one.
我觉得任何人都可以成为油管主
I would say pretty much anybody can be a YouTuber.
这是我的土豆泥
This is my 'tatoes.
提前到了车管局
Got to the DMV early.
我昨天去见了医生
I was yesterday at a doctor.
现在我们可以说说如厕训练进行的如何了
Now we can talk about how potty training went.
你可以做自己
You can just be yourself
对着镜头畅所欲言
and talk to the camera about literally anything.
我总是出很多汗
I sweat so much.
其实想想看 这还挺自恋的
It's very narcissistic if you really think about it.
我随时都在出汗
I'm sweating all the time.
大家好
Ah, good day, everyone!
我知道我看起来很疲倦
So I know I look tired.
我妈看到这个视频 会直接杀了我的
My mama gonna watch this and straight-up kill me.
当我六十年后 回顾过去时
60 years from now, when I look back,
我会说 "我做了很多厉害的事"
and I'll say, "I did some awesome stuff."
值得我们过的生活也一定值得我们记录
If life is worth living, then it's worth recording.
天啊
Oh, my God.
沃客是坦诚真实的
It comes from a place that's honest and real.
爸 我喜欢男人
Dad, I'm...I'm gay.
我们只是想打电♥话♥告诉你
We just wanted to, like, call and tell you.
有8百万订阅者了
We hit 8 million subscribers!
每天你去各种地方
Every day you're walking around,
会看到很多稀奇古怪的事情
and you see the strangest things.
我们看到了YouTube作为社区建设工具
We saw this tremendous potential that YouTube had
所具有的巨大潜力
as a community-building tool.
已经有一千五百亿人
150 billion people have been asking me
想让我做肉桂粉挑战了
to do the Cinnamon Challenge.
别搞怪
Don't make it weird.
人们对视频内容和播主感兴趣
People become invested in the content and in the creator.
我把彩虹拖鞋落在公车上了
I left my rainbow sandals on the bus.
他们每天都会观看YouTube视频
And they watch YouTube videos every single day.
这不仅是娱乐的未来
It's not just the future of entertainment,
还是娱乐的当下
it's the present of entertainment.
并且很有趣
And it's kind of, like, fun.
实际上...
It's actually...
沃客
纪录
爱达荷州 博卡特罗
奇克 你的盘子呢 你想吃点吗
Zeke, where's your plate, dude? You want some?
它像是在说 "好啊 还有谁吃完了吗
He's like, "Oh, yeah, is anybody else done with their food, huh?
谁想给我点他们的食物"
Anybody else want to put their food in my bowl?"
谢伊·卡尔·巴特勒
订阅量 420万
我有一个家庭沃客频道
So I have a family vlogging channel.
你可以把它当做YouTube上的真人秀
You might call it a reality show on YouTube
完全由我自己拍摄 剪辑和上传
that I shoot and edit and upload all by myself.
好吃吗
Is that good?
痒不痒
Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle.
谢伊·卡尔 从2007年开始
在YouTube上发布家庭视频
我在拍摄沃客啦
Hey, I'm vlogging here!
我宣布这是"谢伊塔一家"的领地
I declare this land the land of the Shaytards.
Shaytards中的「tard」出自谢伊的第一个视频
他在视频中穿着妻子的紧身衣「unitards」跳舞
之后谢伊给所有孩子起名「tard」用于纪念
我们来森林里远足了
We're on a nature hike in the forest.
你在笑什么
What are you laughing at?
这是你的远足裙子吗
Is that your nature hiking dress?
宝宝塔
BabyTard!
爸爸 我们现在能去河边玩了吗
Dad, can we go out to the river now?
能啊 我们去河边
Yeah, we're gonna go down to the river
给你洗礼 或者让你溺水
and either baptize or drown you.
你在骑玛拉基吗
You riding Malachi?
我的频道叫"谢伊塔一家"
The name of my channel is "The Shaytards,"
我一直说这不是我最好的营销决策
and I always say it is not my best marketing decision.
我确实是在第一个视频中
It is true that my very first video
穿着老婆的旧紧身衣在跳舞
is me dancing in one of my wife's old unitards.
这是谢伊
Okay, this is our Shay,
他在为我们展示美妙的舞姿
and he's giving us his lovely dance routine.
那时我们有一个可以拍照的
At the time, we had this little digital camera
数码相机 配有视频模式
that just took pictures, but it also had a video mode.
她就打开了...
So she turned...
我之前从没这么想过 不过细想下的话
If you think about it, I've never thought about it until now.
其实是科莱特把我们带上了YouTube这条路
Like, Colette really started us into YouTube
因为她想到了打开视频模式
because she thought to turn the video mode on
并且拍摄我在房♥间里跳舞
and was videoing me dancing through the room.
那是我们数码相机上的
That was the very first video
第一个视频
that we had on this digital camera,
所以当我发现YouTube时 我就想
so when I found out about YouTube, and I was like,
"可以在这上面发布视频啊"
"Oh, you can put videos on this site."
那我有什么视频呢
I was, like, what video do I have?
我没有视频啊
I don't have any videos.
然后我又想到 "科莱特拍过
I'm like, "Oh, I have that video
我穿着紧身衣跳舞的视频
of Colette filming me dancing around in the unitard.
我要把这个视频放上来"
I'm just gonna put it on the internet."
你想告诉那些
Do you want to address the audience
认为你怀孕的观众
that thinks that you're pregnant,
我们要有另一个宝宝了吗
that we're having yet another kid?
我没怀孕 我只是胖了
I'm not pregnant! I'm just fat!
-不 你不胖 -谢谢你
- No, you're not. - Thank you.
你们知道妈妈怀孕了吗
Do you guys know your mommy's pregnant?
-爸爸 -你们觉得怎么样
- Dad! - What do you guys think?
人们常常认为我们是YouTube的第一个家庭
We're oftentimes credited as YouTube's first family.
我们是第一个这么做的家庭
We were the first family that's like,
"我们是一家人 我们将每天的生活拍成视频"
"We're a family, and we make videos of our lives every day."
你们记得电影《侏罗纪公园》吗
Do you guys remember the movie "Jurassic Park"
-记得 -有恐龙的那部
- Yes. - with the dinosaurs?
-记得 -我是里面的迅猛龙
- Yeah. - I'm gonna be the velociraptor,
而你们就是电影里
and you guys are gonna be the people
奔跑逃命的人类
that are running for your lives.
我认为"谢伊塔一家"的观众都是其他的家庭
I think the Shaytards' audience are other families.
迈克·汉弗莱
福布斯网站 新闻记者
都是那些在乎家庭
I think it's people who care about family.
在乎自己孩子的人们
I think it's people who care about kids.
迈克·汉弗莱的福布斯网站主页
我叫迈克·汉弗莱
My name is Michael Humphrey.
我是福布斯网站的撰稿人
I'm a contributor at "Forbes."
网络社区到底是真实 虚幻还是别的什么
几乎我所有的新闻报道都是关于YouTube的
YouTube commands pretty much all of the journalism I do.